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Reblog and put a review of your year in the tags.
#it was SO bad#i started off optimistic#BUT#god grabbed me by the throat and shoved my face through an endless trail of dog poopoo for the whole year#and YET#i triumphed#hoping 2023 will be heaps better#but im not holding on to ANY hopes
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the most important reason to have friends is so they can get u a job where they work which is the #1 way to get a job in america
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These days I feel like a pariah
An albatross with my feathers on fire
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FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth
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