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You'll find your fate on the path you take to avoid it.

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fnaf is such, a fascinating cultural object.

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At the post office today:

Man with beautiful silver undercut and a coach bag: can I get a sheet of stamps please

Clerk: does it matter what kind?

Man, with homosexual despair: EVerything matters to me, unFORtunately.

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I love going to the Met Live in HD broadcasts; I'm always the only person there under 60, it's hilarious

Highly recommend getting into opera if only bc people will give you the weirdest looks when you bring it up, which is fun. Also opera is great! But when you say that, people will look at you like you have two heads lol

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Jerry dates a brabant woman whose father has angered Emperor Rudolph. Elaine develops a boil that fascinates physicians. Kramer attempts to impersonate a monk, and is questioned by a Papal Nuncio. George is discovered to have the worst horoscope in the entire Holy Roman Empire.

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Jerry suspects the oracle might be flirting with him. Elaine attempts to break up with a chariot racer by joining the vestal virgins. Kramer makes raunchy pottery. George refuses to believe that he has been cursed.

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A reminder that sell-buy dates or best-used-by dates are not the same as expiration dates.

I love that a food bank is providing this info as they are experts in stretching food budgets and knowledgable in shelf-stable food items

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Probably after Vatican 5. and given that Vatican 3 hasn't even been announced, it's gonna be awhile

When will they drop a girl pope

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But seriously, how quickly could a skilled cuneiform scribe write something down? Like could they keep up with dictation? Did they have anything like shorthand?

i never realized cuneiform was made with the corner of a cuboid tool, i thought the wedge shapes were carved such that you would press straight down with the tool at a 90° angle to the clay

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Walter Molino

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No way 😃 this is awesome 👏🐱

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Slogans I saw at the Fresno protests today

Ice is best crushed

Don’t poke the bear

I’m 67 and this is my first protest

Ice belongs in my horchata not in my city

Honk if you’ve never drunk texted war plans

If I’m an alien then where my ufo at

I hate crowds but I hate oppression more

We ain’t Putin up with this

Ice melts in the California sun

Migration is beautiful

Down with king George Donald

No faux-king way

Pro life until it’s an immigrants life

Protect trans kids

Dicktators will not win

Love thy neighbor

Kill the bill

Families belong together

1776 called and they want their democracy back

It’s giving Germany 1933

Mi papá trabaja más del presidente

Fuck your birthday party

We have started wars for less

Silence is compliance

Vote for my future

The only royalty I respect are drag queens

Not your uterus not your opinion

Free the kids

Why do you fear immigrants more than you fear fascism

Veterans for democracy

Trannies for democracy

Billionaires are a dangerous minority

The most destructive force in the world is ignorance