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Look romantic or platonic idrc

If doom kills/maims anyone from the New Avengers, Bob is going to go fucking feral I'm calling it now

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You were the healer—the last light of your party. But now your final ally dies in your arms, and there’s no one left to save. The enemy jeers, calling you useless. You look up, eyes hollow and black. The light is gone. The Void answers. You're no longer a cleric. You're something far worse.

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Apollo's Tow-Chariot Services

Dragging the Sun as fast as Dragging your Destiny, since Circa Birth

I know its obvious, but I love how Apollo and Hephaestus literally seemed like they were pulled out of nowhere and handed a binder of everything Odysseus did up to that point and had to come up with a reason to hate him on the spot.

At least Hephaestus sounded like he gave a bit of effort, skimmed the info and provided a fair argument with what he had.

Apollo was like the kid who started working on his homework while the teacher's collecting papers. Like "Huh? Wha? Odysseus? Oh uh" *flips files to a random page* "Pfpfpfprllflfrrr i dunno, he did something to some sirens and uhhh, they sing and i like singing sooooo...yea not cool"

Athena: But they tried to kill hi-

Apollo, already turning away and pressing the golden button: Yeyeyeyeyeyeaa he's aight he's aight release him or whatever can i go now-

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This is my friend's birthday, and also apparently the birthday of Op's post, hurray birth

getting a note on a super old post

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They clearly electrocuted her

WHERE IS SHE?

WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?

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Took a look at Charlie's nicknames given by Alastor and went insane, as one does

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the only roman emperor i respect is honorius because, during his reign, rome was sacked, and when someone brought him the news that rome had perished he freaked out bc he thought they were talking about his pet bird named "rome," and when they explained that they were talking about the city he was like "oh thank god. who gives a shit"

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original by @play-now-my-lord

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Odysseus playing a guitar ANGRILY at his wife

Penelope playing a violin EVEN MORE ANGRILY at her husband

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I find this dichotomy so funny:

Odysseus, who has been in war for years and is quick to be crafty and trick his enemies: *laments and mourns giving up mercy and being forced to become the monster*

Telemachus, the one with a reputation of being small and weak with a good heart: *kills a man from behind while they’re distracted without any hesitation or remorse*

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Odysseus:I'm not the man you married but would you fall in love with me again?

Penelope:...

Odysseus:...

Penelope:(Narrows eyes suspiciously) Move my wedding bed.

Odysseus:(Pissed off) The only way to remove it, is to destroy it-

Penelope:Exactly you idiot of a man, only my husband would know that. Now shut up and kiss me, my husband that I LOVE.

Bonus:

Telemachus and Athena outside the room

Telemachus: You never told me who your friend was that I remind you of.

Athena:...

Athena:You know what maybe you don't remind me of him.

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He’s Really Gone Isn’t He..?

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Alastair loves the new hoodie

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i’m still figuring out how redbook works so i can’t share the video here yet, but y’all.

a woman made a post on tiktok talking about li hua, a pseudonym students in china learning english would write under to american “pen pals.” these letters were never sent. apparently it was crazy common, hundreds of letters have been written from li hua.

and people have started saying they feel like li hua is getting a response.

this woman posted this on tiktok and the comments were full of people writing responses, apologizing to li hua for not being in touch for so long. and one american mentioned how when they were a kid they dug holes in the beach and thought if they dug deep enough they could reach china all the way on the other side of the world, and that just awoke some MEMORIES. like, i did that. i dug holes in the sand and wondered how close i was. “as children we dug holes at the beach to try to get to you. we wondered what you’d be like our whole lives.”

the same woman made a post talking about THAT on redbook, saying it feels like we’ve both been just struggling to reach each other for so long. “i suddenly realize, this meeting was actually a two way effort. it’s like you’ve done a lot of hard work and come a long way before a date, and the wait was too long that you gradually started to forget the original intention of embarking on this road, and began to doubt, is your date real? suddenly one day, they really appeared in front of you and tell you i also made an effort to see you. and that’s a wonderful thing.”

idk that just made me cry a bit. i’ve seen a couple people refer to the feeling of being a little kid at the playground again, awkward and clumsy and sometimes hurting each other but everyone just eager to meet and share what they love.

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THE SWIMMING PIC HAS ME SOBBING 😭😭

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C0mmission I did for @gaeriel-143 !💖I think this is a perfect last drawing before new year, the AU's aesthetic looks sooooo good!! 👀✨

Based on the fanfic 'Tales of the Blood Moon'! This scene with Lilith from ch 5 is adorable 😂