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*fangirl screeching*

Admin Note

So yeah, this just happened….

If anyone needs me, I will be losing my shit somewhere, preferably warm and in close vicinity to cake and tea!

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People who defend the status quo of healthcare in the US are morally insane

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watched the movie recently and its 👌

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Our generation has witches that will never be burnt.

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You: Weird flex but ok

Me, an intellectual:

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Ocean Man

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Accurate LOL

# two moods

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The monsters were never under my bed. Because the monsters were inside my head. (x)

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I found these two screenshot posts on Pinterest and thought, they’d be great for an imagine:

Now imagine this:

After things go south during a mission, Loki finds the reader bruised and bleeding. Seeing the reader in such state completely horrifies him, and tries his best to prevent the inevitable. After many attempts to save the reader’s life, he knows there’s nothing he can do. He cradles her in his arms and starts singing to her, hoping this would at least comfort her.

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Frozen 1 first teaser: Hey guys, look at this cute snowman!! Oh no his nose fell off uwu !!!!

Frozen 2 first teaser: Elsa is going to physically fight the ocean and Anna fucking decapitates a guy

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True words

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TO FREEDOM 😂😂

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Me: “How can I help you today, ma'am?” Client: “Is e-mail internet”? Me: “I beg your pardon?” Client: “Is e-mail on the internet? I have no internet, can I still read my e-mail?” Me: “Well yes, you must be able to get online to view your e-mail.” Client: “Oh, dear. I can’t see my e-mail.” Me: “Well, let’s see. Can you open up Internet Explorer for me and tell me what you see?” Client: “Open what?” Me: “Your browser, can you open up your browser?” Client: “My…my…?” Me: “What you click on when you want to browse the internet?” Client: “I don’t use anything, I just turn my computer on, and it’s there.” Me: “Okay. Do you see the little blue ‘e’ icon on your desktop?” Client: “You mean I have to start writing letters again?” Me: “I’m…what, I’m sorry?” Client: “I don’t have any pens at my desk. I just want my e-mail again.” Me: “No, ma'am, your desktop, on your computer screen. Can you click on the little blue ‘e’ on your computer screen for me?” Client: “Oh, this is too much work. I’m too upset. Just send me my e-mail. Can’t you send me my e-mail?” Me: “We…okay, ma'am. Can you tell me what color the lights are on your router right now?” Client: “My what?” Me: “The little box with green or possibly a couple of red lights on it right now - it’s most likely near your computer?”

Client: “Lights and boxes, boxes and lights, just get my e-mail for me.

Me: “My test is showing that you should be able to get online right now. Can you tell me what you’re seeing on your computer screen?” Client: “It’s been the same thing for the last two hours.” Me: “An error message?” Client: “No, just stars. It’s black and moving stars.” Me: “…Do you see your mouse next to your keyboard?” Client: “Yes.”

Me: “Move it for me.” Client: “Move it?” Me: “Yes. Move it.” Client: “My e-mail!”

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pony ladies hanging out together !!

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Shoutout to the people that work back breaking labor jobs so we can eat. Nothing but respect for them.

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so, as much as I love the more modern plague doctor aesthetic, like guys I’m all about it

I feel like I have the be the bearer of bad (or good depending on how you take it) news

Instead of cool, dark crow/raven aesthetic

Realistically, you would have probably gotten more of this fucking leatherface kiwi bird from hell which would have absolutely been even more terrifying to see on your death bed

you’re welcome