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ant queen: iam so dehydrated and full of eggs can smebody get me a class of water.... ogf

the HUD in the corner of her vision at all times: larva3847 has begun to pupate! 😯 larva3848 has begun to pupate! 😯 antwarrior234579 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior225680 has died in battle! 😨 antwarrior234236 has died in battle! 😨 larva3849 has begun to pupate! 😯

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i've always been dogshit at pottery on a wheel because i have weak noodle arms and can't hold my hands firmly in place to center the clay but i finally realized the root issue was that my legs are SHORT since i have the limb/torso proportions of a dachshund and i couldn't brace my elbows on my legs, so i put bricks under my feet and now i can sort of do it!! i've tried to learn twice in the past from TALL people but had a revelation when i watched a medium size guy throwing.

The moral of the story is: don't give up, maybe you just need bricks

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new favorite reddit user

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Too many artists are held back by outdated and bad color theory rules, or even rules that are fine but have built in limitations that you should know and I want to set everyone free.

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Yo

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this terrible distant blurry shot of two pigeons is one of my favourite photos out of any pic I’ve ever taken I think

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Wait, did Stephen King write tf2?

Stephen Kong wrote “It”.

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Is this the whitest dish ever??

▶️ Watch the full Gastronauts episode on Dropout

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Chocolate guy... What the fuck!?

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Hello there! I'm a huge fan of your blog, and I've seen others request scent recommendations before... So I was wondering: Do you have any scent suggestions for someone that wants to smell like a creepy hospital? I already have a sample of Room 237 and I love it, but I want other scents to try as well! Cough syrup, antiseptic, chemicals, embalming fluid... Just things that smell thoroughly unnatural. Thank you very much!

hmmm, let's see...

wellington cologne by geo f. trumper - a lot of the reviews say it smells like a hospital. might be interesting!

junk by lush - blackcurrant throat lozenge.

dent de lait by serge lutens - this looks FUCKED!!!!

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I can be trusted with an industrial grade sticker machine

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i hope a ceiling fan falls on the empty spot in the bed next to you and it starts understanding your needs

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sacrificial beast 🌭