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On writing sexual tension
⊹ standing too close. like just barely not touching. why are their shoulders breathing on each other??
⊹ conversations that sound normal but feel like foreplay. “pass the salt” has never been so loaded.
⊹ one of them says something flirty and the other freezes for 0.2 seconds like “oh.”
⊹ eyes dropping to lips and then—back up. with effort.
⊹ holding eye contact just a little too long. like... are they gonna kiss or duel??
⊹ unintentional physical contact that lasts one second too long and now they’re both broken
⊹ a hand on the small of the back. that’s it. that’s the tweet.
⊹ tension so thick that other characters start noticing like “hey are you two okay?” (they are not)
⊹ “accidental” sleepovers. “oh no there’s only one bed.” yeah. suuuure.
⊹ biting back a smile. biting back a moan. biting anything really.
⊹ one of them walks away and the other has to physically restrain themselves from watching the hips
⊹ lots of sighing. frustrated sighs. horny sighs. “i want to kiss you but I’m emotionally unavailable” sighs.
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Last night’s snow moon obscured by little tree blossoms. 02/10/17
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man this fear of not being as good as you used to be is weird af, especially when you know you weren't all that good to begin with 💀💀
#desiblr#desi tumblr#desi shit posting#desi teen#thoughts#dark academia#late night shitposting#t#desi shitposting
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yaar mujhe zindagi ki khoobsurati nhi dikh rhi...kya karun?🥲
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Dan and I bought a thing called “long ziti” from the local Weird Bargain Store, largely as a joke, but…. I have never had a more unsettling pasta experience in my life. They wouldn’t bend enough to cook from top to bottom simultaneously, and while they were cooking boiling water kept spouting out from the tops of them out of the pot, like a boiling pipe organ. Then they were so long and floppy and hoselike that we couldn’t pick them up with anything other than tongs, and then they were so long and unwieldy that it was basically impossible to sauce them without them all slithering out of the bowl like wet snakes. They then proceeded to cool down almost completely within the the seconds it took to walk to the living room. Eating them was like eating a bowl full half melted drinking straws.
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i know they say sleep is super important and that it's one of the keystones to good health and longevity, but GOD DO I FEEL FUCKING GREAT when I'm running on like an ill-timed 2-4 hr shitty ass nap from 3 in the morning to 5-6.
i feel fucking powerful, i feel like the person I was meant to be, i feel complete. i cld face GOD and laugh at his omni-valence. dance in a ring a fire and sweat sweet maple syrup.
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHSHHAHAHAHAHA
#kneel before me mortals#kneel and grovel before all my glory#dont ask me if im delirious from sleep deprivation#I'LL CUT YOU MF#desi shit posting#desi tumblr#desiblr#t#desi teen#thoughts
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*throws her into bed*
You're sleeping with me.
#fuck shit this was supposed to be abt a cat😭😭😭#i forgot tumblr doesnt reblog tags#desi shit posting#desi teen#desi tumblr#desiblr#thoughts#late night shitposting#dark academia#t
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please be nice to me unless youre being mean in a hot way
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im sorry but can you blame me?? 😭😭😭😭
I am sad that @shadowchargertomyyoong didn't acknowledge my crush on him. Maybe he didn't see? But I am hoping I can shoot my shot.
ah I'm so sorry, I'm pretty sure a lot of people who were tagged in the earlier posts didn't recieve their confessions so let's try again, love.
@shadowchargertomyyoong
You have an admirer here!
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kabhi kabhi lagta hai, sirf ek pal ke liye, koi humein puri tarah samajh le, apna le...toh phir duniya sahi ghumne lagegi...
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ohhhh yea @celesteablack , she's soo hilarious i might be a lil im love with her 🫠👉👈
10.When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? (or just felt really good afterwards)
I honestly don't even remember being this happy
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thank youuu <3
but no, when smn random online confesses a crush on you, on another blog, you remain understandably cautious 😭😭
Omg he replied!! @shadowchargertomyyoong you are so cute and when someone says they fancy you, you talk to them!
@shadowchargertomyyoong
You have another confession!
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lolololol mbbb
tbh i thought this is sm kinda bot acc 😭😭🫠
also idrk what to do or say when smn anon says they hv a crush on me.... thanks? 😭😭
I am sad that @shadowchargertomyyoong didn't acknowledge my crush on him. Maybe he didn't see? But I am hoping I can shoot my shot.
ah I'm so sorry, I'm pretty sure a lot of people who were tagged in the earlier posts didn't recieve their confessions so let's try again, love.
@shadowchargertomyyoong
You have an admirer here!
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