#desi shitposting

[kadwarasgullaa]

Kaash sperm race me haar jati to Aaj ye sab dukh wukh nahi jhelna padhta 💔

[shanti-ashant-hai]

ok if this gets 15k notes i'll burn the nta down with my favourite cousin (we're both arsonists so we'll get the job done, dw)

[daughterofruins]

Guys and their jhooti tareef

[arctic-bandar]

Born to be an academic weapon

Forced to become academic victim...

[livelaughlovechai]

“All brown ppl look the same“ bitch then why tf is every brown guy not a srk or hritik roshan and why do i look like jaadu ki bhichi hui behen instead of aishwarya rai or trisha!? Explain bitch E X P L A I N.

[causticbibliophile]

drink water bestus

[janaknandini-singh999]

Raj "bade bade shehro mein aisi chhoti chhoti baatein hoti rehti hain, senorita" Malhotra from ddlj and Anjali "hayee, bade mazaAakiye hO BADE MAZAKIYEEE HO" Sharma Raichand from k3g would be the ultimate bestie duo that share one brain cell

[pheonix-thefirebird]

yaar pehle to exam se ek dinn pehle sharam aa jati thi ab to vo bhi nahi aati kya hoga mera

[kadwarasgullaa]

Boys say "bitchless" what should I say " doggyless" !?!?! 😭😭

[irisesforyoureyes]

itna ghatiya reality check dete hai na parents mann nahi karta jeena ka uske baad

[daughterofruins]

I wanna upload a pic of myself because so many others do but I'm scared of creepy men sliding into my dms and all these bots Godd what do I do

[arctic-bandar]

Me to all my mutuals today

[chowpatty-ka-icebear]

Don't be surprised if one day i just snap at my landlord like...

"Main Ghumu, Firu, Nachu, Gao, Hasu, Khelu, Bahar Jao, Akeli Jao, Kisi Aur Ke saath jao, jab jao, jaise bhi jao, Aapko kya?" 😤

thodi toh privacy dijiye uncle?!

[causticbibliophile]

ab 10 pages ke code likhna bhi choti baat hogayi

[livelaughlovechai]

Posting some of my fav random quotes i found on the interent cause y not(no context)