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love adding -ed to the dumbest shit. love unnecessarily conjugating verbs. poppedcorn. oranged juice. that corn? popped. the juice? it’s been oranged

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So, my iPod does this fucking genius factory thing where it forgets which artwork goes with which album and it makes guesses. Because it’s pretty sure I won’t notice.

Needless to say, I noticed.

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Is your entire name just a front so people call you puki (pooky) because you dont feel validated by your own partner?

My username predates the nickname pookie. Does the name "doktor schruum" have to do with the fact that physicians keep finding strange fungal infections on your testicles?

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I found my husband hanging from a rope in our bedroom. 

On the floor was a note saying, "I can't stand the critism anymore."

I quickly cut him down, gave him CPR and thank God he started to breathe.

As he lay in my arms I saw his eyes slowly open and I said, "That's not how you spell criticism."

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100 billion dollars cash to anyone who can name these three characters

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Phazon Overload

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Todays toon link is a pop icon and is important in video game history

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Keep up the great work, lads

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Pyonchi: I’ll kick anyone’s ass! I’ll kick your ass! I’ll kick your dog’s ass! I’ll kick my own ass!

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things have changed. it is different

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Hey just a quick check in- now that musk is like severely imploding on trump and their severed ties

Yall won't forget this part right?

Yall won't forget he's still a massive scumbag right? That he's still a nazi right? That won't get lost in translation right???

(I don't THINK it'll get forgotten but I really want to remind people that just because Musk is now bashing trump for all the shit we've known about him for awhile that we don't forget he was complicit. If anything his bashing and airing out trumps laundry makes it worse, because he KNEW all that and still worked with him.)

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Caption From @ essenceofblackculture on instagram:

Kristi Williams

@kristi_williams_black_history, a Black woman whose aunt survived the Tulsa Massacre, saw Oklahoma trying to silence Black history-and answered with action. She started "Black History Saturdays," free community classes to teach what the schools won't.

Now the room is full, the lessons are real, and the legacy lives on. end caption

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This is a heroic feat that shouldn’t be needed. But because it is, a hero emerged.

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I took a good, long look at FF7 and thought “Oh yeah, all these characters are absolutely traumatized and broken and I love them for it but the one that doesn’t heal from said trauma and ends up covered in blood and dead after a psychotic break is definitely my fav, yeah.”

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ideal outcome: unhinged trump fan kills musk, unhinged musk fan kills trump in revenge