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ON SIGHT NO (one) EXCEPTIONS

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Godzilla but it's GTA

Poor Tiamat... they did her dirty :(

It's okay Tiamat! I'll make your gijinka look beautiful!

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Pink Godzilla rocks ngl

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Kongs story: An emotional journey through the hollow earth to save his people who he thought were all but lost until now, getting his ass handed to him in the process on numerous occasions, bro is straight up having the worst day of his life

the Goji subplot: He senses a disturbance in the force and then immediately starts a fuckin roid rage across the planet bulking up like hes XP grinding while listening to the Doom Eternal and Ultrakill OSTs on his Titan Raycons (tm)

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I like to think that he’s always on. Even if he’s giving a compliment he just screams in your face.

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Kong: I need you to come help protect Hollow Earth

Godzilla: lmao no bitch fuck you

Mothra: I need you to come help protect Hollow Earth

Godzilla: yes ma'am immediately ma'am absolutely

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I love the idea that Mothra showed up in Egypt like "for FUCKS sake can you two go FIVE FUCKING SECONDS without RIPPING EACH OTHERS THROATS OUT" and they're both like

"ʸᵉˢ ᵐᵃ'ᵃᵐ ˢᵒʳʳʸ ᵐᵃ'ᵃᵐ"

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More of them. Godzilla is not usually this forward.

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I love her.

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I don’t think he understands

The new clips coming out are hilarious, these guys are actual dumbasses god bless

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Yeah sorry, the Pyramids of Giza are gone. Yeah Godzilla and Kong did it. No it wasn't a desperate fight to save the world. Zilla was just pissed and decided to punch first ask questions later. They had a little brawl and accidentally stepped on 3000 year old wonders of architecture. No they didn't apologize. I don't think they're interested in the pyramids.

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saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023

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