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first day as a small-town sherif and you discover that some of the convicts you're transporting managed to escape in the night and since the penalty for letting prisoners escape is death, and the penalty for being late because you were looking for escaped prisoners is also death, you decide to free ALL of them and go hide out in the wilderness for a bit, except the convicts are super grateful so they make you their leader and it turns out they're decent guys who were exploited by a tyrannical government, so long story short you're crowd-sourcing for a peasant uprising and would anyone like to chip in?

3650th day and due to a series of unforeseen events you are now the emperor and founder of the han dynasty.

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Whenever I see an Ivan Aivazovski painting the sea monster in me goes absolutely feral

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brennan when zac played a sweet sad barbarian: i can be his emo girlfriend

brennan when zac played himbo superman: perfect opportunity for me to become a punk rock wizard and grab his ass

brennan when zac played a slug in the body of a pilot: what if i made every npc exchange so sexually charged ally has to roll insight to check on skip's sexuality multiple times

brennan when zac rolled lapin during the quangle: FINALLY i can do old man yaoi with my close friend

brennan when zac decided to become an 80 year old hot cowboy divorcee: every npc i make is gonna want to fuck this guy so bad. and that can't possibly mean anything about me ...

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Latest animation has a new topp comment

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I want to try so many little hobbies. Candle making, soap making, basket weaving, wood carving, book binding, baking, weaving, I want to try them all.

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don’t ever get initimdated by messaging people on tumblr behind that blog is someone with a bad posture and crumbs all over their lap laughing at a picture of a horse in pyjamas

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MEET THE NEW HOST OF GAME CHANGER - JEREMY CULHANE!

Watch the full Game Changer episode on Dropout

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Welcome home Mr. Multiclass!

I too, had a crazy overloaded academic course my junior year of high school 😭

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Jeremy and Paul Refereeno's enemies to lovers arc

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all the “peer pressure is bad” education we give kids is practically useless because all it cares about is telling them that Drugs Are Evil rather than the much more useful lesson of ‘the person who responds to you saying you don’t drink by telling you they’ll find a way to get you to is also going to be shitty about all your other boundaries’.

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To have the highest incarceration per capita rate in the world, Vatican City would need to imprison 13 people.

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she’s right

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dam…….. that website “you feel like shit” (it’s like a questionnaire / troubleshooting guide for when you feel like shit) really works………………….. im not even all the way thru it and i even half-assed a lot of the suggestions and i already feel loads better

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Since it's pride month I'm going to say. Can we stop making fun of adults who don't have sex. Not even particularly asexuals, just general people who don't like sex personally or don't want to have it for whatever reason. It's just not great to portray people who don't have sex as weird losers or naive little kids or whatever, even as a joke

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people might think creating OC lore involves a lot of thinking & planning, but in my personal experience, OC development is more like a divine vision from a god slamming you over the head with a mallet while ur doing the fuckin dishes or folding laundry