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dont tell any of my friends or mutuals but....their ocs are really cool.................

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the student said, "i'm reading a zen buddhist cookbook. with no recipes." and the teacher replied, "ah, dogen's instructions for the cook, written in 1237?" "yeah," said the student, "it's saying not to let rats fall into the rice pot"

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I have one (1) pencil and eraser

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OP: college and school sports day be like (Cnetizens: Sometimes I really don’t get why P.E. is included in the overall grades)

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wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

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the horrors persist but my friends write beautiful fanfic

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Posting about the world's least canonical ship & having somebody tag it like "this is making me want to watch that show" is always so funny like no sorry I'm lying to you

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give him soup.

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Where Angels Fear to Tread, oil on panel,

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I love ao3 author:s notes

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sometimes you just have to be in a deeply academic setting and pull up a google doc like you're working on an academic essay but no you are writing porn

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they should invent joints that don’t hurt