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A wip for aftg

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read a ronan so mischaracterized i opened a new google doc for the first time in 2 months

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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Gender is not the same as sex. Gender is what you identify with, sex is what Jean Moreau is having with Jeremy Knox in The Broken Cage. Stay tuned.

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guess who's back 🧚✨

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sir i mean no disrespect but i need you to bounce on it. Expeditiously

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as soon as andrew kissed him neil turn into a FLIRT. like the marker line, the soulless line, and “i am nothing” line?? when did mr. “i don’t swing” take a masterclass in flirting??

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Jeans’s accent getting thicker and thicker when he cries and Jeremy holding him to his chest trying to help and calm him down but having to say “sweetheart I can’t understand you” in the most pained voice ever heard

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reblog if you’re okay with people writing fanfics of your fanfics and/or fanfics inspired by your fanfics

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Add realism to your fantasy stories by having characters from different backgrounds struggle to pronounce each others' names.

"My name is [low guttural sound] but I don't want to hear you butcher it. So you may call me She Who Arises With The Cold Mountain Sun."

"...Is that what your name really means? All that in just one word?"

"Yes. If you stress the wrong syllable it comes out as 'She Who Coldly Wakes Up The Mountain Sun', or 'The Cold Woman Who Wakes The Mountain Sun', and you will not call me that."

"Oh, huh. Could we just call you Mountain Sun, for short?"

"Hmh. It's boastful, almost bordering on blasphemy, but it is flattering. I accept it."

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Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."

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The fact that animals that care for their young will sometimes adopt others' lost or orphaned young to raise along their own is just funny to me. I know that it's all hormonal and there's no conscious thought involved in it, but the internal logic of it is so funny.

"Baby = success. More baby = more success. I have one baby and I found four other baby. I have five baby. I am being so fucking successful right now."

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nobody fucking talk to me

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everyone has different opinions on whether or not neil and andrew get married. i personally think they do, but not for the medical reasons that i see a lot. i see people saying that they’d get married so andrew has access to neil when he’s injured, but there’s paperwork that could do that without them being married.

i propose a funnier solution. neil isn’t a citizen of the united states. his mother was visiting in the uk when she was pregnant and he was born early, and when she took him back to the us they never bothered correcting the paperwork or anything. fast forward to after baltimore and the fbi have done some digging, only to find out that neil “pain in the ass” josten is actually an illegal immigrant. needless to say, they gleefully hold this over his head, maybe as a way to make him more compliant with testimonies. neil, however, being the little shit that he is, proposes a green card marriage to andrew. andrew agrees to it without a second thought .

that’s how, to the shock and horror of everyone else, andreil ends up being the first married in their early 20s

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I love Jeremy Knox so much because not only do we not know what he’s going to say at any given time but honestly neither does he lmao

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neil going “kiss? kiss, now? kiss?” 1 inch from andrew’s face every time he wants attention, like those cats who meow directly against your face when they are bored.

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poking at Ur hand with my nose to get you to pet me