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is anyone on this hellsite okay/i hate that this reminds of oppy mince

@papayajuan2019 @priestperverter

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do you ever just … picture a whole scene, a whole fanfiction in your head, you know how to place every single word of the english dictionary that you need (or your language dictionary), you know how to structure your sentences, you know just what your characters are going to say to each other and then… and then you just open microsoft word.

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to smithereens is one of the worst things/to be blown to right up there with weezer

"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer

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i was born to be an abstract concept/forced to be a perceived entity

born to be an abstract concept, forced to be a percievable entity

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I sleep in a complex and nuanced way

goes to sleep in a complex and nuanced way

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everyone wants to sue me once I/hit them with my jeep grand cherokee

OK, the Minecraft movie was not great, but the fact that Jeep let them say this in exchange for product placement is kind of awesome.

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all it takes is one musical to fuck up all your spotify stats forever

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people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

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I think the best most human thing in the world is strangers doing a silly thing together

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50 posts!

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if i leave my nintendo on the floor/for a few days doing fuck all nothing/i'll turn it on and it will call to me/mother i am dying i will die/i tell him that his brother held more strength/and he cannot hear me because he's dead

i want devices that are functional and hardy and i want them to last and fuck the rest of the shit i dont need. my ds and 3ds can lie in sleep mode for months if not years and i can pop them open and they've still got two or three bars left. my old phones in high school could go days without a charge. if i leave my nintendo switch on the floor for a few days doing absolutely fuck all nothing i will turn it on and it will cry to me mother i am dying. i am dying mother. and i tell him he'll never be half the man his brother was and he can't hear me because he's dead

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the suffering of one is undeserved/especially when life is on the line/no matter how they look or what they weigh/if you need help, then that help should be thine

healthcare should not have a weight limit.

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the humble pill bug is a tiny car/in the same vein, a millipede is bus

pill bug is car. millipede is bus. got it?

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@everyone follow my irl friend

Hi everybody!

Hi! I am the one and only diabetes child.

I go by he/him pronouns.

I am rare hybrid of theater human/sports human (yes, we actually exist.)

Huge fans of these:

Operation Mincemeat

Hamilton

New York Yankees

Just baseball in general

Six

The Muppets

Inanimate Insanity (And pretty much the whole OSC)

And lots of other fun thingamabobs

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the creature does not possess a kick drum/so @bunni420 will today thump