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the coper

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Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

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This screenshot is sending me

Law tried to do one of his classic smirks but was actually too excited and wound up looking a bit like a frog

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there's a kind of person called a "bad person" and if we just kill all of those guys everything will be great

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Spotify playlist where every song title is a reference to a pokemon move. Is this anything?

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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog

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my mom, dead in the middle of a conversation, slams on the breaks in the middle of a country road so she can pull over and take a picture of all these cows running for cover from the rain and adsfkjlfkdjg and thi dskfjfgj

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im starting to think you guys dont like it when stories make you feel things

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Do you like Taylor swift (not like a swiftie way but like a just enjoy her music way) or are you mocking her I actually cannot tell 💀

every single post i’ve reblogged about her has been negative & making fun of her shit lyrics

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i like him

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people born in 24 Are 2000 now

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you wouldnt last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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you ever accidentally create a recurring theme in your writing. you start putting together an outline for something you’ve never written before and get partway through planning, rearrange the pieces, and go “GODDAMMIT THIS IS ABOUT GRIEF AGAIN”? because let me tell you,

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AITA for telling a guy to go touch some grass?

(This is a very minor issue, but I can't stop thinking about it, and I need to know if I was out of line...)

I (25F) am in my first year at an art school. I was working on a project at the school outside of class hours when we started chatting with the other students working there.

Another guy from the school (2nd or 3rd year, idk, I had never talked to him before) asked me to come see his artwork on tablet, which he was proud of. I got up excited to see it. It was a woman in anime style, very sexualized: very big curves, defined abs, low cleavage, etc. It immediately made me uncomfortable, but I tried my best to remain polite. I said something along the lines of "Oh, that's nice, you have good skills... maybe you should go touch some grass, though, but the technique is great!" And then I went back to work on my project.

Later on, when the dude left, a classmate (20M) who had witnessed the earlier exchange told me I had been "very rude and harsh" towards him.

I think the dude was the senseless one. I don't even know his name, I barely had registered his face at the school, and he shows me such a drawing. But maybe it's because I don't watch that kind of anime? AITA?