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going into junior year: omg we’re finally going to be upperclassmen!!! We’ll be so cool and old!!!! 😈🥰🌸🥳

going into senior year: Oh shit. Ohhhhh fuck. *hyperventilating* fuuuuuuuckkk Oh God oh god *heart palpitations* *collapses to the floor and cracks my head open*

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no homo we smokin AirPods

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Everything shower tonight (completely normal shower but I’m bringing my pet tortoise named Everything with me)

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My latest bizarre obsession is whatever the hell that sludgefest chipmunks on 16 speed started. I'm endlessly entertained scrolling through the youtube comments of the songs on chipmunks on 16 speed and uncontrollable urge making up elaborate chipmunk lore about them being young stars corrupted by drugs and alcohol

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lentils onions paprika salt and vinegar are all yaoi boys moaning on each other and Brother I am a fujoshi

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IG : @emperorofmischief

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你想参与我的层压是推销吗？

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need to take him apart like one of those little eraser animals

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BY THE WAY

IN KYRGYZSTAN

THERE IS A DANDELION, TARAXACUM LILACINUM, THAT IS PINK

PINK DANDELIONNNNNNNN

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The Iranian Regime is going to execute rapper Toomaj Salehi for supporting protests of Jina Amini’s murder by the regime in his songs.

Iranian activist Elica Le Bon says, “Iranians in the diaspora picked up on the fact that the regime tends not to execute people who become known to the international community. We have seen many examples of prisoners that were either released on bail or had their sentences commuted through our “say their names to save their lives” campaign on social media, using hashtags to garner attention for their causes, and even before social media existed, through getting the stories of political prisoners to international media outlets. Once reported on, and once the eyes shift to the regime and the reality of its pending brutality, realizing that the action is not worth the repercussions, we have seen them back down and not execute. For that reason, this is part of an urgent campaign for readers to talk about Toomaj as much as you can, using the hashtag #FreeToomaj or #ToomajSalehi. Every comment makes a difference, and if we were wrong, what did we lose by trying?”

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Guy who drinks in public with the bottle in a paper bag but instead of liquor it’s one of these

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we all got the one homie who’s a chronic 4-leaf clover finder

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might fuck around and dry swallow a whole cheerio. What has this world come to

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the stark raw hedonism of gnawing on a mango pit…the juice running down your wrist….the hair stuck in your teeth…each bite takes away more and more of what you want from it but you return even more voraciously than before until you’re like a wild animal desperately trying to get to the sweetness that was there at the beginning

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Reblog if you want anon messages of what you would be the patron saint of

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it wasnt even something that could give you salmonella😭😭😭😭😭 it was literally butter and sugar

‘‘twas deadly poison

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thats right. i offered you cookie dough. ill do it again. id do it every. single. time. :)

I smack it right out of your hands >:(