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i love saying fuck me because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly
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Redbone playing from another room Childish Gambino
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i deadass lost interest in everything. im just cruising on autopilot rn
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NONE of this would be happening in the Berenstein universe
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*gets up before noon* man i really have my shit together today i am so ready for life someone fight me i feel pure
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La Bamba playing from another room Ritchie Valens
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“WHAT TEAM?!” I shout out the window into the night.
Somewhere, hundreds of miles away, Zac Efron wakes from a restless sleep, sitting bolt upright “WILDCATS”
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Date someone you can be fucking weird as hell with who at the end of the day still wants to get naked with you.
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socks on Christmas
8 year old me: what the fuck I said I wanted toys
me now: *crying* thank you.. thank you sweet christ my feet are always so cold.. so very very cold
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Me: *messages a friend at 3am*
Friend: *responds soon after*
Me: What the fuck are you doing up go to sleep
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may your ass get fatter and your heart get wiser in 2017
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