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WELCOME TO STOAT SATURDAY

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please check out my Insta as well ;) I’m more active there. 💙

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why would you like media that is good if you can like media that is bad instead and pace around your room like an insane person thinking about What If It Was Good

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my minato headcanon is that some point in his formative years he was like 'sensei i think maybe im bisexual' and jiraya was like pffft i doubt it, its probably nothing to worry about, why even i (tiny glimpse into the yawning abyss of his insane orochimaru thoughts) and im completely and totally heterosexual minato was like. hm. i will talk to someone else about this maybe

snort. Yeah that seems about right

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trope i really like is self-loathing characters desperate for the catharsis of punishment for frankly rather selfish reasons who r also obsessed with repeatedly pressing others into hating them and hurting them as essentially a method of self harm. yes baby continue making it worse for urself and everybody around u instead of doing an actually productive and effective journey of improvement and redemption

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rotating The Character is not enough. i need him to be squished flat by some kind of roller

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Sisters.

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Get your pussy up. Get your money up.

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i have too many amv ideas with f&tm songssss for the brothersss

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Takes a guy who's obsessed with saving people even if it risks his life and a guy who is literally allergic to asking for help in any situation and puts them in My stew puts them in my fucking stew and stirs it

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★ ねこ堂 | 界世イ無ノリ偽 ☆ ⊳ kisami (naruto) ✔ republished w/permission

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Official Naruto tarot cards part 2 XD

Part 1 here

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sharingan vs sharingan fights but its stuff like who can count the amount of rice grains in a bowl faster

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back onto working on the no ucm canon rewrite where nart gets adopted by the uchihas. and it lacks angst. i need to make naruto break down a bit too it can't all be sasuke.

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it will always be hilarious to me that the big bad guy of naruto who they build up to for the entire story is 90 years old. he’s not immortal or anything, he’s just some old wrinkly fuck bent on defying death. he broke out of the senior living facility to call meteors down from the sky, fight all five presidents at once, and harass his ex boyfriend, and they just can’t. fucking. beat him. it’s not even naruto who kills him, it’s a venus fly trap. naruto didn’t even come close to beating the guy. no one ever did it like him.

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hes so funny for this