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TT: Under PENALTY of INSTANT DEATH, do NOT make blackout poetry of my posts. It is improper behavior and makes me want to explode. You will receive 80 concussions. Don't make me spell it out again.

TG:

GG: PENINS exploion spell!!!!

EB: K

TG: U

GG: N

EB: P

EB: i'm a fucking idiot.

GG: did your best buddy!! its ok

TG:

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ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

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Center Of Her Universe

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Amazing dominoes structure

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Me, plunking Stinky Bastard Man’s carrier on the counter: hi he’s here for shots and a nail trim and he’ll need to be sedated

Nurse: Are you sure? We can try-

Me: he needs to be sedated

Nurse: Well, it’ll take longer-

Me: he needs to be sedated, he will try to rip your face off

Nurse: Well we’ll try without first and we’ll let you know if we need to sedate

Me, watching her carry him away: you will need to sedate him

Nurse, coming back 10 minutes later clutching her hand: so, we will need to sedate him

Me:

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dungeon meshi but they try to solve problems the dnd way (marcille is shooting her shot)

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Expertise can't help you here.

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Laois really said:

"While you studied the blade, I got three square meals a day with balanced nutrients, 8 hours of sleep and time to rest after my injuries, and thats why im gonna KICK YOUR ASS"

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made more sillies (things i made at 3am part 3)

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actually funny reddit reaction content

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tumblr will never count as social media to me. This shit a secret hideout and we just all happen to see each others thoughts