sharkarmy
sharkarmy
We're going to need a bigger boat.
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Toast is me. I am toast.
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sharkarmy · 7 years ago
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So I’m thinking that perhaps I should make another attempt to get to know Tumblr. *squints uncertainly at monitor*
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sharkarmy · 9 years ago
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Birds Taking Care Of Their Babies
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sharkarmy · 9 years ago
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sharkarmy · 9 years ago
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sharkarmy · 9 years ago
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3:41am
Gradually realising that without the perpetual exhaustion induced by a stressful job, I have sweet-fuck-all defence against anxiety induced insomnia. 
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sharkarmy · 9 years ago
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(via Saturday Morning Cartoons: Baopu #15) by Yao Xiao
words to remember
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sharkarmy · 9 years ago
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What is a real AUSSIE? from Peter Drew on Vimeo.
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sharkarmy · 9 years ago
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Road trip panacea
In the first three days of February, I drove 1500km. More often than not, with a fever. Oddly enough, I felt a lot better by the time I arrived home. But I don’t think I’m quite ready to endorse driving the A1 as a magic cure-all.
For anyone making the attempt, let me assure you that no, you’re not hallucinating: Eden actually is that full of killer whales. 
Seriously, they’re fucking everywhere. 
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sharkarmy · 9 years ago
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Belated token new year shite
My enthusiasm for this exercise knows no bounds. Evidently. 
2015:
- officially joined the ranks of a profession so esteemed (read: more than slightly up its own arse) that they still make you take an actual for-realsies oath. Like, actually. And I think they gave me some sort of scroll... thing.
- obtained shiny job at not-for-profit. Drank tea. Wrangled members of public. 
- acquired glandular fever. Time to date spent being perpetually exhausted and getting emphatically spanked by every ailment going around the office.
- played a mind-boggling quantity of Dragon Age. Discovered that my assumption that I had (finally) grown out of getting Way Too Into fictional worlds and their inhabitants was, in fact, completely erroneous. 
- ran away from professional and personal responsibilities to go and wander along an ancient pilgrimage trail. And eat a lot of convenience store food.
Plans for 2016:
- become charismatic ne’re-do-well?
- play a mind-boggling quantity of Mass Effect. 
- drink tea and pat neighbourhood cats. 
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sharkarmy · 11 years ago
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sharkarmy · 11 years ago
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An Auspicious Day
....this is probably a bad idea.
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