sharkmcchef515

[sharkmcchef515]

[sharkmcchef515]

[sharkmcchef515]

ah yes it has re-started

[sharkmcchef515]

You know, when I was 15 I watched the movie Blade Runner. I thought to myself “Man this world is terrifying, good thing this’ll never happen”

Needless to say I was fucking wrong. So I’ll see you all at the noodle shop in our rainy city of endless darkness and neon lights, where the only break in the smog is giant blimps with “big brother is watching” ass advertisements.

Saw the most dystopian thing on the train today.

[sharkmcchef515]

Trumpet and jazz hands: it’s Viking!reiner!!

Notes under the cut

1) @oxygenbefore1775 your au takes up so much space in my brain I have a mind to charge you rent (kidding I love this)

2) absolutely applauding you for those tattoos because holy smokes drawing that took years off my life- and it doesn’t even look that good sad face

3) I added a lot of my own touches and just.. made up stuff for this I hope that’s okay (´∀｀*)

4) I feel like reiner’s padawan braid should be mentioned- it just felt right

5) i still feel like I should be making Reiner’s back more scarred and depict the battles he been through, ya’know? But I was feeling uh- - lazy, so I didn’t

6) is it historically inaccurate for zeke to have glasses? Probably. Do I care? No.

Clearly I could keep going, but I’ll cut it here for now. This au and many of these designs (notably Reiner’s clothes and tattoo) were created by oxygenbefore1975, who you should definitely go check out if you want more. You can also find the fanfiction, bridging tongues, on ao3 (link below)

https://archiveofourown.org/works/58278790/chapters/148412407

[sharkmcchef515]

You know this page wasn’t meant to be filled with jean kirstein… but it is anyways

[sharkmcchef515]

BERTHOLDT HOOOOOOVER~ I rewatched and caught up with Attack on Titan and this colossal bean pole is my fav

I don't have much motivation to draw nowadays so any art is progress :)

also also first time drawing him and first time drawing a character always is a bit meh for me but ill get used to drawing this precious creature

[sharkmcchef515]

Well fucks? Get to it!

[sharkmcchef515]

the file's name is "jean stankface"

[sharkmcchef515]

I wanted to draw a Bert, aaaah I like him too much.

I’ll probably post more later.

Also, it’s transparent.

[sharkmcchef515]

Me and my deep sea creature

[sharkmcchef515]

Doodles i did of some scenes from Seabirds (fic on ao3 by @sunny-duckling)

[sharkmcchef515]

whatever you're doing, DON'T think about reiner or jean in daredevil's black suit

also bonus reijean scenario: don't even bother imagining two vigilantes operating out of adjoining NY neighbourhoods who realise one night they're tracking the same criminal... and that maybe they should work together?

[sharkmcchef515]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[sharkmcchef515]

I found out during our department DEI committee meeting today that the major federal granting agencies (e.g., NSF, NIH) now have "lists of banned words" that, if found, can cause your grant application to basically go into the shredder.

Among the words the government really hates is "transition" (because RaDiCal GenDEr IdEolOGiEs!). Our committee members are all chemists. If you want to study liquid-vapor phase transitions, you're screwed. Transition states in a chemical reaction? Nope.

I'm a mass spectrometrist. My little corner of the analytical chemistryverse uses a technique called "multiple reaction monitoring", where your instrument is simultaneously monitoring a precursor ion and a certain fragment. That specific-combination-of-ions is called a transition.

...I literally can't even talk about fucking mass spectrometry.

But hey, some trans girl in Iowa can't play badminton anymore! Victory! Yeah! Cheaper eggs! Make America Great Again!

[sharkmcchef515]

Here is your mission.

[sharkmcchef515]

Abolish Tesla.