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the only four pictures that matter to me in this world 

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i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

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things to normalise

- gay parents - female masturbation - guys showing emotion - they/them pronouns

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Hi i did a thing

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ily: i love you

ilysm: i love you so much

ilabbigabflyl: i lost a boyfriend but i gained a best friend, love ya lasky

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I’m crying

Femalien (Shalaska) – Rosie

A/N: I hoped to get this up around Halloween time, but mid/late November is just as good, right? I’ve always wanted to write something based around Sharon and Alaska’s actual drag characters, so please enjoy this super smutty, super long one shot about a witch and an alien (seriously, it’s 13.5k. Grab a snack). Title has no relation to the 90’s porno.

Summary: Space queen alien Alaska Thunderfuck 5000 from the planet Glamtr0n crash lands into Sharon’s world, turning the witch’s life upside down. Injured and without a flight home, Sharon takes the gleaming alien in. But sparks fly, and as Sharon’s brain thinks of spells to help Alaska return to her home of outer space, her heart is feeling something different. 

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Sugar baby realness 😭

📸: Magnus Hastings

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Is She Gay or Just an Art Student: A Closer Look at the Lesbian Aesthetic

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TIIIIIINNNYYYYYYY

Pre injected Aaron Needles 😍

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Holy fuck

Unlawful Affairs (Shalaska) - Thomo

(A/N: Hey y'all, i just finished my Cop!Sharon and 7/11!Alaska AU for tumblr user sharonsgf. It’s a smutty 2.4k fic of hell, inspired by the fun that comes from her blog’s thirsty anons. Who am I kidding tho? We’re all thirsty for some good lesbian Shalaska ;) Hope this one does ya well, and again I have a witney smut i’m working on, also lesbian au. -and i saw some more requests here that i’m planning on starting soon, so woohoo! Thanks for reading x -Thomo)

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CUTE SHALASKA MOMENT FROM THE END OF TONIGHTS SHOW @sharonsgf I think you may like these ;)

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New theme

Who dis

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sharon’s nose contour

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