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fun fact about the next avengers film being filmed in edinburgh: they’ve blocked off certain areas which is disrupting one specific postal van’s delivery route which is in turn leading to an awkward stand-off at the police station because Marvel Studios might be a billion dollar company but this man really wants to do his job and apparently interfering with the course of the Royal Mail technically counts as treason so they’re at a stalemate
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If the devil has a pitchfork and the grim reaper has a scythe, is agriculture a major industry in the underworld?
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there is no purer moment that a human can experience than when ur petting ur dog and they kinda squint their eyes, tilt their head back, do that adorable toothy dog smile & let you pet them while they just chill and feel the love…nothing better. that is top tier. ultimate wholesomeness
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sunmi really did that on national tv
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this is the worst shirt I’ve ever bought actually. this is strange thing
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Only in Florida would they have to instruct people not to file their guns at a hurricane.
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“What was it like playing vampire Bella?”
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Or they think the B stands for Babadook
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i really, REALLY want to watch a version of the live action beauty and the beast where everything is the same except they never put in the Beast so the movie is just two hours of emma watson falling in love with this lumpy grey dude
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so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.
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