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The next time Donald Trump comes to the UK I want a crowd following him shouting "WANKER WANKER WANKER WANKER" which hopefully scares him off

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I love you, please don't go bald

I'll try my best anon!

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You are Satan, do something!

BREAKING NEWS!!!!!

Donald Trump found alive in his home 😰

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I think the weirdest form of fatphobia I keep bumping into is writers suddenly becoming deeply concerned with physical realism when a fat character is involved even in contexts where everybody's physical capabilities are explicitly bullshit. "They're fat, it wouldn't make sense for them to have super speed" and it would make sense for the 98-pound twink to be able to run at Mach Fuck? That's something skinny people can do in real life, is it?

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you're so pretty. like, you're absolutely gorgeous. have you thought about tidying your room slightly to temporarily but significantly increase your quality of life? you are so beautiful

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Notes game bc why not and i doubt anyone’s actually gonna see this

50 - i go for a run everyday

100- i’ll continue learning asl

150 - i’ll stop weighing my self multiple times a day, everyday and obsessing over my weight

200- i’ll finish my online biology class that i’ve been putting off

500- try writing more (which is very much something i don’t enjoy *or i think so* but um i have ideas so why not)

1500- i’ll ask my mom if i could see a therapist (she won’t say no i js didn’t wanna ask…hence the big number)

1800- i’ll drop my toxic friends

2000- i’ll try to stop pushing my friends away and tell them what’s going on instead (im not purposefully pushing them away it’s js that sometimes it happens when shit happens i tend to do it and not let them help me or anything)

2200- ill stop being the therapist friend bc tbh i can’t handle it anymore (my mothers a therapist so my advice isn’t too bad and so i tend to be the therapist friend and get trauma dumped quite often)

2500- clean my closet (which seems small compared to the other tasks on this notes game but i’ve been putting it off for a very long time)

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WE. WANT. MALE. BIRTH CONTROL!!

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How do gender fluids survive the winter? What if they freeze..?

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you've been scrolling for a little bit, you're due for a random encounter soon. be careful okay

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boss fight

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So I've got this friend whose nervous because she's trans and dating this guy who she hasn't told yet because they've only been on a two dates. For this story let's call the friend Jane and the guy she was dating Jason. Happy ending don't worry.

So I tell Jane to bring her boy over to a bbq I'm having and she can tell him she's trans at my place surrounded by queer and trans people who love her and will support her if he ends up being awful.

She waits till the end of the bbq to tell him the news, by which point the rest of us have learned that Jason is a kind, friendly, empathetic, hard working, dummy. So we sit down, all of us a little worried about this gym bro's reaction when she tells him she's trans, and that she understands if he doesn't want to keep dating her it's no big deal.

He's baffled, so we explain what trans is, and after the disclosure that she hasn't had bottom surgery yet...

"Oh you have a dick?"

"... yeah."

He look's around at the room full of people with baited breath, his clearly a little afraid girl friend says

"Oooohhhh! I get it! You think- don't worry Babe! Watch this!"

And ya'll this man jumps up, runs into the kitchen and returns with one of the bratwurst we had for grilling and proceeds to tilt his head back, put it down his throat, hold it in his mouth for a moment, and spit it up without even a whisper of a gag and then looks around at the group absolutely beaming with pride.

My mans saw his worried girlfriend and her support network and thought to him self "Oh they don't think I can't please my girl, but I'll show them!"

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"I think that-" you think? I just know. Yeah I just know everything. Like EVERYTHING. Step up to my level Mr Thinker Twink..er

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*fake laugh* a ha ha ha! You are so funny! (psst.. is my sarcasm good?)

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Kaz Brekker, my love 🫶🏻

Inej Ghafa, my love 🫶🏻

Nina Zenik, my love 🫶🏻

Jesper Fahey, my love 🫶🏻

Matthias Helvar, my love 🫶🏻

Wylan Van Eck, my love 🫶🏻