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a comic i started in november 2023, then didn't know how to finish as the numbers kept growing higher and higher. then they grew too high not to finish it

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sometimes i feel ive got to

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You, the innocent casual super hero fan:

Omg I love Captain Cool Helmet Man! He just looks so cool!

The sour and devoid of hope of change Marvel fan:

Yeah... Captain Cool Helmet Man is kinda cool in his adaptation but his origin is different, despite these days being known as a classic member of the X-Men Captain Cool Helmet Man actually had his first appearance as a Guardians of the Galaxy villain in 1971 where he was kicked into a planetary sized woodchipper by Yondu Udonta. He disappeared for 11 years before having a minor appearance fighting Mark IV sentinels in an X-Men story in 1982 where it was Revealed his Cool Helmet Powers were actually due to his X-Gene, he was a major part of the main X-Men theme and got into a relationship with Green Lightning Woman until their relationship ended in 1985 after their Domestic Violence Arc. Captain Cool Helmet Man then became part of Spider-men stories until 1994 when he joined the Avengers, where his personality completely changed and he was like a totally different character, before getting kicked out in 1996, though he did have minor appearances during Civil War. At some point he just kinda went back to showing up in X-Men stories with no reintroduction but these last few years he has actually been in the previous team of the Thunderbolts (before the movie came out) where he had his second Domestic Violence Arc. Needless to say he was greatly involved in the Krakoa Arc where he started trying to "claim" the word mutie and colossus told him to shut up, he was also involved in the confrontation against the Fantastic 4 where Sue Storm punched him in the dick. Honestly if you Wanna read good stories about him your best hope is his original X-Men run in 1986 or the solo run written by Toby McCloseLane(no relation) in 1992 where his backstory was retconned to be his more well known back story where his mother beat his father to death with a Tire Iron and then threw Captain Cool Helmet Man out of a window which first activated his Cool Helmet Powers, after those you might as well drop the character forever.

The Whimsical, Agreeable and a tad in Denial DC Fan:

Captain Cool Helmet Man? Oh yeah that guy! That's actually Cole Helmsman the third Captain Cool Helmet Man, the first Captain Cool Helmet Man, Guy Dudeman, got blasted by a plasma cannon in Warworld and the second, Henry Helmut was a One-off in a fake resurrection plot back in '85. Cole Helmsman is an interesting guy, he is mostly depicted as one of the closest friends of Hawkman and actually shows up somewhere in a lot of his stories, but his original appearances were as a founding member of the Justice Society after Crisis on Infinite Earth's, then there was his god awful redesign in the new 52, though in the Rebirth continuity (Where, yes, both previous Captain Cool Helmet Men had their whole careers in 5 years) he is actually well explored in his themes of legacy and the importance of carrying the good deeds of those who came before you. If you Wanna read more about him please don't pick up the new 52 Hawkgirl run, it isn't worth it, actually I would recommend Justice League #567 to #574, Justice League of America #211 to #217, and The Flash #433 to #438 those were some of his best explorations, you could also read the character's first ever solo run from 2019!

The content, understanding and occasionally misogynistic Image Comics fan;

Oh man! Captain Cool Helmet Man is my GOAT! He was really such a jerk in his first appearance in Super Dragon Punch vol.3 but getting rescued by Punch Dragon in Super Dragon Punch Vol.5 really sent him into a character Arc that turned him into one of the most interesting secondary characters in the series and one of Punch Dragon's best friends, even saving his life in Super Dragon Punch vol.8. Such a huge shame that he died in Super Dragon Punch vol.11 when the Atom-Miser's minion, the Particle-Scrooge hit him in the back of the helmet with a Dial Telephone and shot him twice in the back with a 1930's Tokarev-TT30. Though I would really recommend anyone that is a fan of his to read his one off solo spin off, Super Dragon Punch Spin-Off: Captain Cool Helmet Man Solo Story.

Famous Comics Writer Alan Moore:

I FUCKING HATE CAPTAIN COOL HELMET MAN, HIS HELMET IS STUPID AND HE HATES MINORITIES!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAGHGGGGGGGHHHGGHGHH!!!!!!!!

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Three of my friends and I went and took some money to buy a kilo of flour, which costs $85, and we were on the way.

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Are you for real?

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why is your cat green?

She’s built different 😌

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This is why I have zero sympathy for Brian Thompson.

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you can't be a disabled ally without also supporting homeless people and addicts like it's just not possible

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Oh did America overextend itself with Israel and now they’re backing off? Funny. The resistance actually made it too costly for America to continue being involved, that’s an insane success story

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Even Demons Know!