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this blog hates donald trump

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

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Canonically, an elf woman would refuse to use contraception and (probably) immediately conceive, and suck some of my life force out and put it into the child. I can’t say I’m ready to commit to that. I also can’t say I’d actively solicit sex from an elf man.

Hobbits – yes, I think so. I think there would be kind and warm and encouraging and tremendously sex-positive hobbits. Some who would be inclined to spend whole weekends in bed cuddling and fucking

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that must be a close relative of Legschilla (legged chinchilla) by comic artist Der-Shing Helmer

some important scientific illustrations regarding the topic of frogs

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that’s an interesting point, actually – spontaneously I don’t think the spelling can change, only the name as a whole, and not even between languages, only between markets, and that’s because it is a product name unilaterally selected by a company, not an ordinary word

but to give a straight answer to your question: in the language in which one would say “smarks are shooth”

ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house

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If you don’t cite your source when quoting Moby-Dick by Herman Melville that’s … that’s just plain old plagiarism

Me thinking why a whale (big) would eat krill (small) and then I remembered rice (yum)

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Iron Islander voice: Theon you [19 syllable dolphin noise slur] I see you came back WOKE and GAY and a WOMAN from us leaving you as a child prisoner to the guy with an 8 foot sword that makes you drag it around to executions in front of his screaming faced tree gods as a daily reminder that he can and will kill you (a child) just like he killed the rest of your family (some of which were also children). Did you have fun polishing his sword? I’ll bet. Did you write this letter yourself? Knowing there’s a one person literacy limit? Should we call you Theon the Reader, you reading fuck? And standing here in a jean jacket you bought yourself, may as well be sucking dick at old navy. You know who’s NOT woke or gay or a woman? Your sister Asha. Why can’t you be less gay and woke and a woman, like Asha? I bet she could run a democratic election because you know what isn’t gay Theon? Democracy

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The problem with donating blood is that I always spend the next three days thirsty but if I try to keep up and give myself plentiful Fluids my body just. Immediately pissed them away. And then demands more and I'm like, what happened to the last Fluids I gave you? And it's like yeah I pissed them away. Give more.

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God these books had such fascinating thoughts about the nature of power. I’ve been trying to articulate it for years.

The way the ancillaries serve the officers but the ancillaries are the ship and the ship is the biggest most powerful thing

The Bo soldiers felt so proprietary about Tsarwat. She’s their lieutenant, she’s in charge of them but she’s their baby lieutenant. They’re raising her up to be a good officer.

The more Seivarden tries to grasp and clutch at the trappings of authority the more pathetic she appears. When she humbles herself as Breq’s servant she finally gets her bearings and centers herself and she has so much more gravity.

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Lurking my girlfriend while she strips

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Are you unaware that the correct spelling is ifuborpen

ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house

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I can fix him [drill sound] [screaming] [chainsaw revving]

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I wonder if she kept any of her fancy tourist clothes…

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you may continue (to fuck)

ok but the way he's still kind of getting outcunted by the guy on the left

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Source

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I’ve watched this 6 times

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play that hurdy gurdy white boy