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Meta Knight: *on the phone* Just snap his kneecaps and he’ll talk, I’m at a parent teacher conference.

Meta Knight: Anyways, you said Kirby is enjoying painting! That's great.

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Elfilin: You didn’t cry when bambi’s mother died?!

Dark Meta Knight, sarcastically: Yes, it was very sad when the guy stopped drawing the deer.

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Bandana Dee: Name something you believed in as a child that you no longer do as an adult.

Taranza: Myself.

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Dedede: Man, I’m gonna get fat if you keep feeding me all these chips and junk!

Meta Knight: I’M NOT! I was eating them and you took them.

Dedede: You said I should try some!

Meta Knight: I said they were good.

Dedede: That’s not how I heard it.

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Taranza: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it.

Taranza: And I started thinking.

Taranza: Like, it was just trying to get food.

Taranza: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck?

Magolor: Are you okay?

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Marx: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free: pouring river water in your socks!

Susie: Why would I do that?

Marx: It’s quick, it’s easy, and it’s free!

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Meta Knight: We need to distract these guys.

Marx: Leave it to me.

Marx: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.

Francisca & Flamberge: *immediately begin arguing*

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Taranza: I wanna sleep for 40 hours.

Daroach: You know that's called a coma, right?

Taranza:

Taranza: That sounds so refreshing, I could totally go for a light coma right now.

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Dark Meta Knight, passing his phone to Kirby: I'm passing the phone to someone, who if I had to choose between hanging out with them, and having my organs removed one by one, I’d choose the organs.

Kirby, passing the phone back to Dark Meta Knight: I'm passing the phone to one of my best friends!

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Magolor: *falls into Space Hell*

Bandana Dee: Timer starts now! When are they coming back? I say two months!

Landia: Bullshit. One month.

Dedede: Nah, half a month.

Kirby, sobbing: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? MAGOLOR JUST DIED!

Meta Knight, scratching chin in thought: One week.

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Dark Meta Knight: I will never forgive Craigslist for banning me after I wrote a post seeking a sworn nemesis. Whoever reported that is obviously my nemesis but I was so pissed.

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Bandana Dee: How are you gonna carve a gigantic pumpkin?

Dedede: The same way I make onion rings!

Dedede: *grabs laser chainsaw*

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Meta Knight: Can you keep a secret?

Magolor: Well, I'm good until I meet the next person.

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Flamberge: I'm a witch. I mixed some herbs and crystals together and now my cat knows the f-word.

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Taranza: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Bandana Dee: What?

Taranza: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

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Shadow Kirby: *aggressively throws pencil at Dark Meta Knight*

Dark Meta Knight, deadpan: Oh no. I’ve been stabbed. I’ve been impaled.

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