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Dedede: Okay, Adeleine, you have 5 seconds to name 5 famous disasters!

Adeleine: Vesuvius, Chicago fire, dinosaur asteroid, titanic and... uhm... your fashion sense!

Dedede: >:O

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Daroach: I saw a bunch of corpses in the yard.

Daroach: Do you have anything to do with that, Dark?

Dark Meta Knight: Why do you automatically assume it was me?

Daroach:

Dark Meta Knight: Alright, it was me!

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Marx: You’ve heard of Vans - the shoe company. Now introducing Shoes - the van company

Bandana Dee: Marx, I am begging you please leave this group chat.

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Magolor: THE FLOOR IS HATING TARANZA!

Susie: *hops onto the couch*

Magolor: *climbs on top of his desk*

Kirby: *jumps and latches onto the chandelier at the speed of light*

Taranza: ...

Taranza: *lies on the floor*

Kirby: TARANZA, NO!

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Meta Knight: I don't have favorites.

Bandana Dee: Then why does Kirby have an allowance?

Dedede: Kirby gets an allowance? How come I never got one?

Taranza: Because you're a king.

Marx: How come I didn't get an allowance?

Daroach: Do you even live here?

Flamberge: He gets an allowance? I had to pay to be here!

Magolor: That was a swear jar, there is a difference.

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Susie: I love watching Taranza when I’m having a bad day, because no matter what kind of day I’m having, Taranza is having a worse one.

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Susie: I’ve only said “I love you” to my father and the Star Allies. And one of those I regret.

Ribbon: ...which one?

Susie: The Star Allies. We didn’t die so now I look like an idiot.

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Kirby: True strength is forgiving a person who wasn’t even sorry.

Meta Knight: Not to be dramatic but I would literally rather die.

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It is Waddle Wednesday, my dudes.

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Daroach, at Dark Meta Knight: Of course you have blood all over you, and pronouns.

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HDJSKDJKSLJ

Gooey: *blank stare*

Marx: *eyes watering and bloodshot*

Susie: What the fuck.

Marx: We’re having a staring competition

Magolor, whispering: I tried to tell them that Gooey doesn’t blink but they don’t believe me.

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Dedede: I don’t brag.

Bandana Dee: You called yourself “Nova’s gift to the group” this morning.

Dedede: It’s not bragging if it’s true!

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*Forgotten Land, battle against Chaos Elfilis*

Meta Knight: You are not beaten. Because you have something Elfilis doesn’t.

Bandana Dee: Hats.

Kirby: A soul.

Elfilin: *points to coffee mug Kirby holds up* His coffee mug.

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*about the Star Allies*

Kirby: Yep, that’s our circus.

Bandana Dee: Those...those are our monkeys.

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Gooey: *blank stare*

Marx: *eyes watering and bloodshot*

Susie: What the fuck.

Marx: We’re having a staring competition

Magolor, whispering: I tried to tell them that Gooey doesn’t blink but they don’t believe me.

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Flamberge: PLEASE revoke your no swearing rule, Zan.

Zan Partizanne: Why?

Francisca, to the side: Well that really DILLS MY PICKLE.

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Dedede, after he lost a game in Monopoly: Meta, you monster!!

Meta Knight: What!?

Dedede: You extorted my stupidity to win!

Meta Knight: You used the word extorted in the correct context?!