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The last words said by Black youth murdered by policemen. 

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occupation: ugly friend

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I tried so hard to sleep last night but i gave up

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why don’t police use akinator to solve crimes that fucker knows everyone

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it’s a startling, unholy revelation

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Dr. Seuss’: The Cat in the Hat (2003)

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If a catastrophe caused the Internet to crash, there are 7 people in the world who have keycards that can reboot the system when all 7 keys are used together. Source

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oh cool you like your parents? name three of their songs

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"SIT LIKE A LADY"

“NO”

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Repost this anywhere

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Peach has lived most of her life in castles filled with lava

She spent her vacation hot-tubbing it up in an active volcano

She has been kidnapped to space

And the one time she actually got pissed off, she starred in her own game and rescued everyone with the power of emotion.

You think a tiny little laser explosion will break that iron princess demeanor?

Bitch, please.

Peach will wreck you.

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