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playing mass effect 3 is like excuse me while i commit genocide to tap that ass

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Poor James

James: You know the Commander?

Kaidan: I used to.

James:

James: Whatever the fuck that means.

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*On Mars*

Kaidan: Shepard, I need a straight answer.

Shepard: Kaidan-.

Kaidan: Don't Kaidan me, this is business!

James: Uh huh.

Shepard: You of all people should know what I'm about Kaidan.

James: UH HUH.

~

*Kaidan is injured*

Shepard:

James: Last time I checked, princess carry isn't the protocol for a fallen comrade, but what the fuck do I know?

~

*At the Citadel*

Shepard: Where are you taking him?

James: To the hospital, where the fuck else-.

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James: So which are we doing first; there's a bomb on Tuchunka, Grissom Academy students need evacuating, we need to save General Korris and the Primarchs son-.

Shepard: We're going to the Citadel.

James: *stares in to the camera*

James: Uh huh.

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Shepard checking out Kaidan's ass right after a speech about integrity and trust is a Top 5 moment in the entire Trilogy, don't @ me.

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Just imagine Kaidan's face the first night he stayed over and found that the only thing in Shepard's shower was a 7-in-1 body wash.

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*Shepard and Kaidan arguing on Mars*

James: Oh the Commander and Major really don't like each other huh.

Shepard: Kaidan-.

Kaidan: Don't Kaidan me. This is business.

James:

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Kaidan’s hair routine. and don’t tell me he doesn’t do that because i’m 10000% sure that he does

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