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"firefly" starter prompts

“Here’s how it is…”

“If you’ve got a job for us, we can do it. Don’t much care what it is.”

“We’re gonna die.”

“This landing may get interesting.”

“I remember talking the feds out of telling my father. Or… or paying the feds out of telling my father. I get fuzzy on the aspect…”

“The world was ours, you know?”

“I got stupid, the money was too good.”

“None of it means a damn thing.”

“I’m a big girl. Just tell me.”

“She understands. She doesn’t comprehend.”

“If I want a lot of medical jargon, I’ll talk to a doctor.”

“There were no feds… until I started singing.”

“I think I’ve been kidnapped.”

“Thank God you’re safe.”

“What are we gonna do, clone him?”

“They won’t be expecting it, ‘cause they ain’t insane.”

“If it moves, shoot it.”

“It’s okay to leave them to die.”

“No power in the ‘verse can stop me.”

“We’re still flying.”

“So… you guys have met.”

“You made me love you, and then you… I shaved off my beard for you, devil woman!”

“That’s not much.”

“Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!”

“We have done the impossible, and that makes us mighty.”

“Ha ha ha! Mine is an evil laugh!”

“If everything were right, we’d be in jail.”

“Something ain’t right.”

“Everything I have is right here.”

“We are just too pretty for God to let us die.”

“Why are you so fascinated by him?”

“Didn’t she shoot you once?”

“You’re gonna come with us.”

“I’m standing right here.”

“That man is psychotic!”

“Mercy is the mark of a great man. …Guess I’m just a good man. …Well, I’m alright.”

“You’ve only got to scare him.”

“I had the perfect crime lined up.”

“This is all your fault, you know.”

“I might as well become a petty thief like you!”

“Anyone remember her comin’ at me with a butcher’s knife?”

“Girl knows things. Things she shouldn’t. Things she couldn’t.”

“Well, as a rule, I say, girlfolk ain’t to be trusted.”

“I’m not going to live there. There’s no place for me there any more than there is for you.”

“I believe in something greater than myself. A better world. A world without sin.”

“I’m… trying to think of a way for you to be cruder. I just… it’s not coming.”

“She’s a liar.”

“Dear Buddha, please bring me a pony and a plastic rocket…”

“Pain is scary.”

“I don’t like the idea of someone hearin’ what I’m thinkin’.”

“She’s just a kid! And she just wants to be a… kid.”

“There’s… there’s nobody that can help me.”

“You ever been shot?”

“Nothing here is what it seems.”

“I don’t murder children.”

“I’m a monster. What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done.”

“I call it Vera.”

“He’s really very… gentle, and fuzzy. We’re becoming fast friends.”

“What am I, your advocate?”

“I need this man to tear all my clothes off.”

“How come you didn’t turn on me?”

“Relax. I’m not going for a gun or anything.”

“You oughta be shot. Or stabbed. Lose a leg.

“You and lipstick are a dangerous combination, if I recall.”

“I’m trying to put this as delicately as I can… How do I know you won’t kill me in my sleep?”

“Drunks are so cute.”

“You will burn in a very special level of Hell. The level reserved for child molesters and people that talk at the theater.”

“Also? I can kill you with my brain…”

“I’m your wife.”

“Remember. If anything happens to me or if you don’t hear from me within the hour, you take this ship and you come and you rescue me.”

“You understand, I’m sort of on the clock here, it’s frustrating. “

“They make psychiatrists get psychoanalyzed before they can get certified, but they don’t make a surgeon get cut on. That seem right to you?”

“I can’t keep track of her when she’s not incorporeally possessing a spaceship; don’t look at me.”

“If you’re being a gentleman, I may die of shock.”

“Ready to get off this heap, back to civilized life?”

“I don’t think you’d be safe.”

“If you die can I have your share?”

“I think you’re having a problem with your brain being missing.”

“You paid money for this? On purpose?”

“I was aiming for his head.”

“How did your brain even learn human speech? I’m just so curious.”

“Psychic, though? That sounds like something out of science fiction.”

“To hell with this, I’m gonna live!”

“We meant it for the best… to make people safer.”

“If you can’t do somethin’ smart… do somethin’ right.”

“Big damn heroes!”

“We’re not thieves… well, we are thieves, but the point is we’re not taking what’s his.”

“We’re robbing the place, not occupying it.”

“Goin’ on a year now I ain’t had nothin’ twixt my nethers weren’t run on batteries!”

“It’s a wonder you’re still alive.”

“Well, I appreciate your honesty. Not, you know, a lot, but…”

“I hate to bring up our imminent arrest during your crazy time, but we gotta go.”

“You must be loving this.”

“You willing to die for that belief?”

“You take care of me, [other character]. You’ve always taken care of me. My turn.”

“You won’t tell anyone about me breaking down.”

“Boy, sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don’t you think?!”

“You just may be the most gullible fool I ever marked.”

“Yep—it’s a cow fetus.”

“You are such a boob.”

“Scared her away again, did you?”

“My food is problematic.”

“I think it’s the sweetest hat ever.”

“What’d y’all order a dead guy for?”

“I didn’t know you were out there.”

“Stealth—you may have heard of it.”

“First rule of battle, little one… don’t ever let them know where you are.”

“A man walks down the street in that hat, people know he’s not afraid of anything.”

“Yes, I’ve read a poem. Try not to faint.”

“She’s our witch.”

“It sounds like the finest party I can imagine getting paid to go to.”

“If I’m gonna wear a dress, I want something with some slink.”

“I can hurt you.”

“Look at the fluffy one!”

“I can’t abide useless people.”

“Let’s be bad guys.”

“I aim to misbehave.”

“Do you know what your sin is?”

“I swear by my pretty floral bonnet, I will end you.”

“We have a little problem with our entry sequence, so we may experience some slight turbulence and then… explode.”

“Half of these men wish you were draped on their arm.”

“I must be losing my undeniable allure.”

“You think you’re better than other people!”

“These girls have the most beautiful dresses. And so do I! How ‘bout that?”

“Yes, sir, Cap’n Tightpants.”

“Don’t fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character, ask anyone.”

“I know him. And I think he’s a psychotic low-life.”

“Don’t you just love this party? Everything’s so fancy and they have some kind of hot cheese over there!”

“Call me if anyone interesting shows up.”

“I got stabbed! Right here!”

“You’ll have to rely on your winning personality to get women. God help you.”

“I’m a little appalled at her taste.”

“Don’t make faces.”

“The little man loved fire.”

“Don’t tell ‘em what I did.”

“Doesn’t the Bible have some pretty specific things to say about killing?”

“Don’t care much for fancy parties. Too rough.”

“I will not have it in my house. But, since your mother’s already ordered you one, I guess I should give up the fantasy that this is my house!”

“Next time we smuggle stock, let’s make it something smaller.”

“Can I start getting sexed already?”

“Look, they got boy whores! Isn’t that thoughtful?”

“Were I unwed, I would take you in a manly fashion.”

“Tell me I’m pretty.”

“Well… my sister’s a ship. We had a complicated childhood.”

“Nothing worse than a monster who thinks he’s right with God.”

“Well, I’m not sure now is the best time to bring a tiny little helpless person into our lives.”

“I ain’t so afraid of losing something that I ain’t gonna try to have it.”

“You and I would make one beautiful baby. And I want to meet that child one day. Period.”

“How many babies have you actually delivered?”

“I’m just waiting to see if I pass out. Long story.”

“Gonna have to explain that to me someday.”

“I don’t care what you believe. Just believe it.”

“We’re lost. Lost in the woods.”

“Does that seem right to you?”

“Keep the money.”

“Get this man to the infirmary at once.”

“Seems like a lovely little community of kidnappers.”

“This isn’t our home.”

“This place gives me an uncomfortableness.”

“You folks are all insane.”

“Would you be killed in your sleep like an ailing pet?”

“You gave up everything you had…”

“I’ll get better. I’ll get better.”

“It’s been a big day, what with the abduction, and all.”

“WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH!”

“Someone’s carryin’ a bullet for you right now, doesn’t even know it. The trick is, die of old age before it finds you.”

“When you can’t run anymore, you crawl, and when you can’t do that, well… you find somebody to carry you.”

“They’d have to be insane to follow us through here.”

“Sorry! Didn’t mean to startle.”

“Have you completely lost your mind?”

“Well, you were busy trying to get yourself lit on fire. It happens.”

“Oh, sweetie, don’t feel bad. He makes everybody cry. He’s like a monster.”

“Someone ever tries to kill you, you try to kill ‘em right back!”

“You are no one’s property!”

“Remember that sex we were planning to have, ever again?”

“Well, my days of not taking you seriously are certainly comin’ to a middle.”

“Someone starts poking around, shoot ‘em. Y’know. Politely.”

“I realize certain words were exchanged. Also, certain… bullets.”

“What we need is a distraction.”

“Oh, I’m gonna go to the special hell.”

“…I think we’ve lied enough.”

“You’re amazing. Who are you?”

“Some people juggle geese!”

“Promise me you’re gonna kill me soon.”

“What’s your real name?”

“I knew you let her kiss you.”

“Enemies? You? No, how can it be?”

“No one comes through here that doesn’t have to.”

“My God. You’re like a trained ape… without the training!”

“This must be what going mad feels like.”

“I swear… when it’s appropriate.”

“What are we up to, sweetheart?”

“I’m fixing your Bible.”

“It’s broken. It doesn’t make sense.”

“Noah’s ark is a problem.”

“You guys had a riot… on account of me? My very own riot?”

“You know, with the exception of one deadly and unpredictable midget, this girl is the smallest cargo I’ve ever had to transport, yet by far the most troublesome.”

“You are not the man I met a year ago!”

“That’s why I never kiss ‘em on the mouth…”

“But she was naked! And all… articulate!”

“I got a dumbass stick that sounds like it’s raining, how come you got a wife?”

“Oh, you stupid son of a…”

“I know your name, jackass!”

“He bothers me. I don’t know what it is.”

“If I wanted schooling, I’d have gone to school!”

“Hey, free soup!”

“I am a large, semi-muscular man!”

“I don’t belong… dangerous, like you.”

“He just has this idiotic sense of nobility, you know?”

“He can never just let things go.”

“You are very much lacking in imagination!”

“I threw up on your bed.”

“You have no idea! And you never will.”

“We’re dead in the water.”

“Don’t be afraid.”

“Sometimes a thing gets broke, can’t be fixed.”

“You don’t have to die alone.”

“He takes so much looking after.”

“You know I would never have tried to save [other character]’s life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk!”

“Let’s go back to the part where [other character] gets knocked out by a ninety-pound girl, ‘cause I don’t think that’s ever gonna get old.”

“Everybody dies alone.”

“You know, you ain’t quite right.”

“Not as deceiving as a low-down… dirty… deceiver.”

“At last, we can retire and give up this life of crime.”

“I’m a leaf on the wind. Watch how I soar.”

“We’re gonna explode!? I don’t wanna explode!”

“She is starting to damage my calm!”

“Hell, I’ll kill a man in a fair fight… or if I think he’s gonna start a fair fight. Or if he bothers me. Or if there’s a woman. Or if I’m gettin’ paid. Mostly only when I’m gettin’ paid.”

“You guys always bring me the very best violence.”

“You shut the hell up right now, or so help me, I will shut you up.”

“The next time you decide to stab me in the back, have the guts to do it to my face.”

“Can I come in?”

“It’s time to wake up.”

“Ah, the pitter-patter of tiny feet in huge combat boots…”

“One of you is gonna fall and die, and I’m not cleaning it up!”

“We just have to find the right treatment for you.”

“How do you feel now?”

“I think he’s gonna bring her flowers.”

“I’ll be in my bunk.”

“You are so lovely.”

“They look so glamorous together.”

“I swallowed a bug.”

“What was that?”

“People don’t like to be meddled with. We tell them what to do, what to think. Don’t run, don’t walk. We’re in their homes and in their heads and we haven’t the right. We’re meddlesome.”

“I aim to misbehave.”

“Well… here I am.”

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shepardscrew · 8 years ago

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💚

Shipping Call - Send me one if you want to plot one or more of these

💚 - friendship

/Ω/ I would love too :) Let me know what character you want to do it with :)

#amethystasari

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He stretched his long legs out under the cafe's table, staring out at nothing as his joined fingers ran absently along the rim of his half-empty glass. "I’m the thing that monsters has't nightmares about," he murmured, unaware he'd even said that out loud, much less that it had been overheard. (Arwin)

Arwin’s hands cup her hot drink as she sat by herself watching the various races move about on the Citadel. Her fused fingers scratch and pick at the side of the cup, her eyes setting on a peach coloured drell a few tables away. She blinks slowly tipping her head slightly finding him curious. He was larger than most drell she had seen and aside from this peach drell, she hadn’t seen many drell on the Citadel. Her attention was pulled from the drell to a quarian and turian walk by, the two holding hands and the quarian giggling.

Her lips twitch slightly into a smile at seeing the cute couple before her attention was once again drawn to the drell, when she heard his comment. She looks at the drell once more and tips her head to the side before looking down at her cup once more. “I didn’t think monsters had nightmares.” Her voice soft as she continues to pick at her mug once more.

#Vatre #/Ω/Arwin

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serethanekrios:

He quirked a browridge. Had his manner implied he was put out by the accidental text? That hadn’t been his intention. Perhaps, she was just brisk by nature, though she’d seemed warmer during their appointment. He had to admit her words confused him. Not her words to him, but her words to Natia. What kind of man was interesting and insightful, but not respectable? A lawyer? A businessman? He flushed. “Sorry, Talyn, you are the exception, not the rule,” he said aloud, even though his friend had not been there to hear his thoughts. No matter, it was not his concern.

[Dr. Spencer] There is nothing to forgive, nor do I see it as a breach of professionalism. Not in this case.I hope I did not leave the impression that I was put out in any way.

[Dr. Spencer] I will give you a solemn vow. I shall not try to set you up with men.

He nearly regretted the words as soon as he’d sent them. It was out of character for him. At least in regards to people he didn’t know very well. He just wanted her to understand it truly hadn’t bothered him.

serethanekrios:

[Dr. Spencer] There is nothing to forgive, nor do I see it as a breach of professionalism. Not in this case.I hope I did not leave the impression that I was put out in any way.

[Dr. Spencer] I will give you a solemn vow. I shall not try to set you up with men.

Olivia couldn’t stop her brow from raising and looking down questioningly to the second message she received from the drell. She shakes her head carefully thinking about her reply to not cross the patient and physician line.

[Nuara]: I appreciate that Mr. Nuara, though if you did. You wouldn’t be the first patient to try and set me up with a relative or family friend.

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. (olivia)

[Nuara]: How many times do I need to tell you Natia? I’m happy and married to my work, I’m not interested in going out with any man that might be respectable. No matter if he was on the Normandy with Commander Shepard and the second human Spectre. He’s not my type. If you must know I prefer interesting and insightful and until I find that I’m rather happy staying home with my medical books. So please I beg you to stop trying to set me up with men.

#Serethanekrios #/Ω/Olivia

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shepardscrew · 8 years ago

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a hundred random starters

below are starters based on/inspired by various sources. change the genders as you see fit ;)

❝ why do you keep lying to me? ❞

❝ have you ever considered the idea that maybe, this world doesn’t revolve around you & your problems? ❞

❝ love is love is love is love. ❞

❝ marriage is an absurd arrangement. one is sold as a fifteen-year-old child and makes a vow one does not understand and then regrets for thirty years or more, and which one can never undo again. ❞

❝ why are you crying this time? ❞

❝ you will never escape. ❞

❝ this isn’t what I wanted! ❞

❝ everything has its consequences. ❞

❝ this face bears the mission of heaven. ❞

❝ no, you shall dismantle the house of lies, but build the temple of the divine. ❞

❝ one copper coin for a bowl of noodles! ❞

❝ that one has the heart of a lion. ❞

❝ I needed to be summoned. ❞

❝ there’s no reason for this hostility! I come in peace. ❞

❝ they died screaming. ❞

❝ why fight anymore? what’s the point of fighting against destiny? ❞

❝ how long have you known? ❞

❝ I can only speak for myself. ❞

❝ the law can be changed. ❞

❝ are you sure you’re not pregnant? ❞

❝ your child is adorable! ❞

❝ you gave him a riddle for his birthday? ❞

❝ you have no fucking right to treat me this way. ❞

❝ your ambition blinds you. ❞

❝ he adores you. ❞

❝ I feel like I should be shocked that you two had sex there, but I’m not anymore. ❞

❝ she’s going to kill you. ❞

❝ have you ever tried the cakes? they’re actually quite delicious. ❞

❝ you’ll need to be punished. ❞

❝ you should learn to lie better. ❞

❝ sometimes I wonder if you’re real. ❞

❝ I will take back what is mine & kill anyone who stands in my way. ❞

❝ then kill me. ❞

❝ there’s no such thing as love. there is only lust. ❞

❝ you’re selfish. you never think about anyone but yourself. ❞

❝ i’m sorry, but they’re gone. ❞

❝ death is just another adventure. ❞

❝ stop! ❞

❝ let them watch. ❞

❝ you have no shame, do you? ❞

❝ I can’t believe we’re talking about this right now. ❞

❝ I need advice. sex advice. ❞

❝ alright, tell me the truth, is he good in bed? ❞

❝ she is the best thing in my life. ❞

❝ you love him? ❞

❝ do you love me at all? ❞

❝ do you believe in soul mates? ❞

❝ please, you have to believe me. I didn’t kill anyone! ❞

❝ history is written by the victorious. ❞

❝ at least she has a heart! you have none. ❞

❝ isn’t it more important that they told you? ❞

❝ the king is displeased. ❞

❝ long live your majesty! ❞

❝ can you stop talking for just one moment & listen to me? ❞

❝ no matter how hard I try, they just won’t stay dead. ❞

❝ he’s a gold digger. he’ll screw anyone & marry them as long as they have money. ❞

❝ o! how sweet love must be! ❞

❝ do you really think that? ❞

❝ quick, you need to hide before they see you! ❞

❝ you taught me to never trust anyone. ❞

❝ this is extreme, even for you. ❞

❝ you guys were pretty loud last night. I guess it was good? ❞

❝ that wasn’t an apology & you know it. ❞

❝ are you a virgin? ❞

❝ I’m married. ❞

❝ best thing I ever did was marrying you. ❞

❝ red roses won’t erase the fact that you broke my heart. ❞

❝ stop taking all the ice cream! ❞

❝ has anyone told you that you’re sort of a little bitch? ❞

❝ it’s deep dish pizza. ❞

❝ do you want to fight for your land back or not? ❞

❝ I never realized how much of a coward you are. ❞

❝ there’s nothing worse than someone who isn’t willing to try new things. ❞

❝ haven’t you ever wanted to escape? to leave this place & explore the world? ❞

❝ i think you’ve had enough to drink. ❞

❝ your ancestors would be ashamed if they saw you. ❞

❝ one of the dolls is missing! ❞

❝ are we going to die here? ❞

❝ well looks like we’ve found ourselves in a bit of a dilemma. ❞

❝ I am no longer a child! ❞

❝ the baby won’t stop crying! i don’t know what to do anymore! ❞

❝ what if something happens to them? ❞

❝ once upon a time, I gave a damn about what people thought about me. ❞

❝ if he can get away with this, then so can i! ❞

❝ the dark shall come & take everything you love from you. ❞

❝ it’s the same story over & over again. you’d think people would know better by now. ❞

❝ there’s absolutely nothing wrong with you. ❞

❝ you are what is wrong with this world. ❞

❝ shattered dreams can drive anyone mad. ❞

❝ I am a phoenix. burn me & I shall return, rising from the ashes. ❞

❝ this is my home. ❞

❝ home is where the heart is, where you feel safe & warm & loved. ❞

❝ running away has never solved a damn thing! ❞

❝ fuck me. ❞

❝ oh the things I’d do to you if we were alone. ❞

❝ stop, he’s not here, remember? he’s gone & he can’t hurt you anymore. ❞

❝ your husband/wife – is he/she good to you? ❞

❝ stop & think a moment, you have to stay & rest. there’s a child who needs you now, you can’t just run & be a fucking idiot. ❞

❝ once, I drank a whole bottle by myself. ❞

❝ what do I want? I want to kiss you a thousand times before undressing you & kissing every bit of your flesh a thousand more times. ❞

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Arwin

Leon

Tak

#Shepardscrew #/Ω/Arwin #/Ω/Leon #/Ω/Tak

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Put a “Tell me" in my ask and my character will answer…

If you snuck into my room I would:

[] Go back to sleep

[] Kick you out

[] Cuddle with you

[] Be like “How in the world?”

[] Let you sleep on the floor

[] Become angry

If you kissed me (or hugged, depending upon character/gender) I would:

[] Kiss or hug you back

[] Smile and laugh

[] Stiffen, and feel uncomfortable

[] Push you away

[] Be shocked

[] Strike you

If you asked me to go out with you for a day I would say:

[] No

[] Yes

[] Most certainly not.

[] Without hesitation.

You are:

[] Cute

[] Adorable

[] Attractive

[] Beautiful

[] Okay

[] Ugly

[] Am not going to grace this with an answer You are to me a: [] Stranger [] Acquaintance [] Ally [] Friend [] Love [] Rival [] Enemy I find you to be: [] Pathetic [] Off no consequence [] Intriguing [] Frightening [] Unsettling [] Annoying [] Infuriating [] Pleasant company [] Comforting [] Unable to be lived without [] Trustworthy

(- Based of askboxmemes’s post.)

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shepardscrew · 8 years ago

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Send “Stay behind me” for my muse’s reaction to yours gently pushing them behind their body.

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serethanekrios:

The light ping drew Thane’s attention. He wondered if Kolyat was cancelling their plans for the night. He flipped on his OT implant and scanned the message. A brow ridge quirked up in surprise. The message clearly was not for him. But it was about Shepard and Kaidan, the man he’d promised he’d watch out for when he was injured and in the hospital. It was a bit surreal to read a private message about people he knew, as if he were glimpsing at someone’s life. That someone being his new physician, who apparently didn’t like respectable men. A grin ghosted across his lips. He did not have the right to know that about her.

[Dr. Spencer] I fear that you have sent that message to me by mistake. I apologize for having read it. You may wish to send it to its rightful owner. As you have instructed me, remember to take time to relax.

Olivia growls softly as her hands mess her hair, frustrated with going in circles with the various articles that lacked actual useful information to help her newest patient. She leans back in her chair as she looks up at the ceiling of the supply crate that she turned into her make shift office down in the docks. She had been taking a short break from tending to the various new arrivals by doing some intense reading and arguing with Natia about her love lack, or lack there of. Her eyes drop from the ceiling to once more tackle the articles, until her attention was brought to her omnitool. “Great something tells me Natia didn’t get the hint.” She sighs opening the message to see it was not her friend but her patient.

Her blood ran cold while her cheeks burned with embarrassment. “Shit.” She sighs softly hanging her head pursing her lips knowing she would have to reply to the drell in some way.

[Nuara]: My apologises Mr. Nuara, I should have been more careful with who I was sending my message to. I will not make this mistake again, please forgive my lack of professionalism.

Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. (olivia)

#Serethanekrios #/Ω/Olivia

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shepardscrew · 8 years ago

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Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text. (olivia)

#serethanekrios #/Ω/Olivia

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shepardscrew · 8 years ago

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Comfort Sentence Starters, Part II

“Hey, it’s all right. Everybody argues sometimes.” “Just because you didn’t agree doesn’t mean it’s over.” “The fact that you fought means s/he cares enough to want to change your opinion.” “Come on, you know that doesn’t really matter to her/him.” “No, don’t say that. You’re going to be okay.” “There’s absolutely nothing wrong with you.” “It isn’t anyone’s fault. Sometimes love just changes.” “You gave it your best shot, that’s all anyone could ask of you.” “I’m here and I love you.” “ I don’t care if you need to stay up crying all night long, I will stay with you.” “Love is never a waste and you know that.” “We don’t have to talk about it right now, but I’m here if/when you want to.” “Just because it happened once doesn’t mean it’ll happen again.” “You are beautiful and capable and strong. You’ll overcome this.” “I’m sorry you’re hurting so much.” “You’re not alone in this. I’m here for you.” “You are important and you matter.” “When all this is over, I’ll still be here and so will you.” “I can’t really understand what you are feeling, but I can offer my compassion.” “You won’t drive me away. I’m not going to leave you or abandon you.”

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shepardscrew · 8 years ago

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five word prompts

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shepardscrew · 8 years ago

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Protective sentence starters??

smollmikey:

because visualizing muses in these situations generally equates to puppies guarding each other and its wonderful

“No, don’t do that it’s not safe.”

“You’re scared of that, aren’t you?”

“Don’t touch her/him!”

“It’s cute that you tried to protect me and all, but you’re like a foot shorter than me, you know?”

“I will always step in between you and something like that.”

“Why? Because I don’t want you to get hurt, that’s why!”

“Do you think just because my feet don’t touch the bottom of the pool that I need a floatie?”

“The stepping stool is unecessary.”

“I’m not apologizing for what I said to that asshole/jerk… He/she was saying terrible things about you.”

“If you say another word about her/him, you’ll regret it.”

“I don’t want to put you in that type of environment.”

“Make sure to tell me if you get worried, or nervous, or claustrophobic, or-”

“You could have been hurt.”

“I indirected him/her on Twitter for your honor.”

“I think you should leave this type of thing to me.”

“I’m gonna protect you.”

“You can hold onto me if you’re scared, you know?”

“I’m not leaving you alone. Not now, not ever.”

“Let’s all watch a different movie. This one freaks her/him out.”

“I get where you’re coming from dude, but honestly shut the hell up and don’t talk about her/him that way.”

“She/He isn’t an object.”

“She/he told me what you did, and all I’m gonna do is tell you to stay away.”

“You don’t know anything about her/him!”

“What? You think that was funny? You just insulter her/him, and expect me to laugh?”

“I’m not gonna let you put up with that.”

“Really, if you told me to I’d go punch them for you.”

“Wait, let me walk you home.”

“I’ll drive you, please– please don’t go like this.”

“It’s dangerous.”

“I’m worried about you.”

“I meant it when I said I would protect you.”

“I’m not stepping aside until you back up.”

“It’s too cold for you to come out here without a jacket on.”

“I’ll go see what the noise was.”

“Stay on the phone with me.”

“Promise me you’ll be safe.”

“I don’t feel comfortable with you going there on your own.”

“He/She did what to you?”

“I won’t let you go through something like that again.”

“I’m not perfect, but I’m trying my hardest to do everything to keep you safe.”

“Stay behind me.”

“I promised your mom to make sure you didn’t do anything stupid tonight.”

“I love you. Of course I’m gonna defend you like that.”

“No, he/she isn’t good enough to take you out. Trust me, I know.”

“Are you planning to stay glued to my side this whole evening?”

“I’ll be okay, because I know you’re back here ready to step in if I need you.”

“Thank you for always sticking with me.”

“I’m really worried about her/him, but I don’t think he/she wants me to call.”

“I don’t know what I would do if something happened to you.”

“Like, I don’t expect to ever have to take a bullet for you, but I would.”

send a name and a sentence xx

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shepardscrew · 8 years ago

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Affection meme

Send one for a gentle gesture. When possible, send “reverse” to invert the roles.

👫- To hold my muse’s hand

💕- To give them a kiss on the cheek

💋- To give them a kiss on the lips.

❦- To hug them.

🍓- To share a sweet together.

🌙- To put a blanket on them as they sleep.

✿- To give them a gift. ( Feel free to specify )

🍴- To invite them over for dinner.

☆- To give them a massage.

⇨ - To see a movie together

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shepardscrew · 8 years ago

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Questions/Comments to be sent anonymously!

(though off anon is fine too!)

“Is there someone you hold dear?”

“Don’t you feel any guilt?”

“You’re actually afraid to be alone, aren’t you?”

“There must be something you fear.”

“Do you have a home?”

“Is there someone you like?”

“Are you really expecting a positive outcome out of this?”

“Aren’t you ashamed?”

“Aren’t you happy?”

“Who do you despise?”

“How do you sleep at night?”

“What do you think of kindness?”

“What do you think of hatred?”

“Why do you fight?”

“Why do you live?”

“How much blood have you spilled?”

“How much death have you seen?”

“Don’t you think your actions are reckless?”

“Don’t you know how much good you’ve done for others?”

“Can’t you tell they love you?”

“Can’t you see he/she would die for you?”

“Can’t you tell the truth for once?”

“You’re not tainted.”

“You’re not alone.”

“You’re awful.”

“You don’t think of anyone but yourself.”

“You’re an emotionless robot.”

“You’re just a lap dog.”

“It’s not over.”

“He/she needs you.”

“Stop lying.”

“Stop fighting.”

“Stop pushing others away.”

“You’re cruel.”

“You’re far too kind. Too kind for your own good.”

“You depend on him/her too often.”

“You’re overprotective, it’s stifling.”

“He/she is bringing you down.”

“You’re too timid, it’s easy to see you as a target.”

“You need to listen.”

“You need to speak up more often.”

“You’re weak.”

“You’re too proud.”

“Quit blaming others for your mistakes.”

“You won’t always be around to save him/her.”

“One day, he/she won’t need you anymore.”

“You can’t cheat death.”

“You can’t hide forever.”

“They’ll find out the truth eventually.”

“That person is only holding you back.”

“They’re too good for you.”

“You’ll be rewarded for your efforts if you keep trying.”

“It will get better.”

“You look lonely.”

“You look bitter.”

“You look tired.”

“You’re hiding a painful burden.”

“You’re perfect.”

“You’re beautiful.”

“You will always be worthless.”

“Your hands are too dirty, too tainted to be clean.”

“You’re lost in this world. Wandering without a purpose.”

“You’ll rise above them all.”

“You’ll find your place in this world.”

“Eventually, someone will knock you off your pedestal.”

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shepardscrew · 8 years ago

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Hit On My Muse! [May Be NSFW]

"Would you sleep with a stranger?"

"You're a god/goddess..."

"I'm not wearing any underwear..."

"I'm completely naked under all these clothes."

"You're my fetish."

"Can I feel between those thighs of yours?"

"I wouldn't tell you to stop."

"You're so cute when you're flustered."

"I know you like me, don't deny it."

"You want it, don't you?"

"You've a beautiful name, wanna hear me moan it?"

"Nice ass..."

"God, you're just perfect."

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shepardscrew · 8 years ago

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VALENTINE’S INSPIRED MEMES

“He loves me, he loves me not… oh.”

“She loves me, she loves me not… oh.”

“I don’t think it’s love…”

“So, is there anyone you’re secretly crushing on?”

“I don’t even like chocolate.”

“Yeah, nothing says ‘I love you’ more than a bouquet that’ll die in two days…”

“I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker… but at least they have good taste in gifts.”

“Oh! It’s my favourite time of year.”

“If I send a mass text to all the people I like, I don’t need to get all of them gifts do I?”

“I’ve never had a Valentine.”

“Will you be my Valentine?”

“Do you have a Valentine yet?”

“No one ever serenades me any more.”

“Just don’t write a song and play it in front of everyone again… it’s embarrassing.”

“Any secret admirers?”

“Oh, so you’re my secret admirer?”

“I may have been admiring you not so secretly.”

“Just because you like me doesn’t mean the feeling is mutual.”

“Seeing as we’ve both not got anyone, do you want to come to mine and watch a film?

“We’re never getting back together.”

“So, he got me a teddy bear, but we fought and he tore off it’s head.”

“How about instead of being ridiculous on one day of the year, you just be a decent partner for the other 364 days?!”

“We’re not together any more.”

“If you haven’t booked a table we definitely won’t get to eat there on such short notice.”

“It’s just Valentine’s day… I don’t see the big deal.”

“What do you mean you didn’t get me anything?”

“I’m feeling sick, is it okay if we arrange our date for another night?”

“I’m not sure if they’re a secret admirer or a stalker….”

“Well… they don’t know I’m going out with you so we’re going to have a girls night sitting in and cry about being single…”

“I’ve got the lube and strawberries, we’re all set!”

“I got out the whipped cream and she slammed the door in my face.”

“I am not wearing that.”

“When he said he would give me a pearl necklace, I thought I was getting actual jewelry.”

“It would have been a lot more romantic if you de-thorned the rose before you put it in your mouth…”

“I’m all for dressing up… but, how do you wear this?”

“If I see another couple holding hands, I’ll… I’ll-”

“Young love, isn’t it sweet?”

“Who did you get all these roses for?”

“I don’t love you, I’m just here for the chocolate.”

“So, let me get this right, you want me to be a stand in to make the person you like jealous?”

“Valentines? Pft!”

“That’s the least romantic thing anyone has ever said to me…”

“What are you doing? Why are you on one knee? Get up! Get up!”

“My mum gave me a rose because she felt sorry for me.”

“Look, you can buy me all the chocolates in the world, I still won’t go out with you.”

“A diamond ring? I appreciate the offer… but don’t you think this is a bit… excessive?”

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