If I'm going to be correcting people about archaeology on Tumblr I should probably put my degree somewhere visible. oh well. formerly Diocletian-aint-shit, 23, 馃嚠馃嚜/馃嚭馃嚫, He/They
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Even they were weirded tf out by The Master dancing to Rasputin 馃槶馃槶

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i'm not saying people shouldn't be reading more books, but i do think it's funny how many people thinking "reading comprehension" is just about how good you are at reading books and not like. criticial thinking skills.
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"Friends don't look at friends that way" I think some of you just need to be nicer to your friends.
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the whole "lipstick on a pig" thing makes no sense because the second we gave a pig access to makeup she became god's cuntiest soldier

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PnF Spirit Week 2: May 31st - Teal Duo
Are we all excited for Agent T (for Teen) episode!?!? I know I am!
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FUN FACT:
So you know how the Wilhelm Scream is in a ton of films as a soundtrack in-joke? It was popularized by Ben Burtt, who was a sound editor on a ton of ton of Lucas films, like all the Star Wars and Indiana Jones films.
Well, he cameos in Star Wars: Return of the Jedi. That's him there. His only screen time is getting knocked over a rail, and he does an imitation of the Wilhelm scream as he does it.
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The origin of "chef" as an English word to mean "one who cooks" comes from the French term chef de cuisine, a title still used in restaurants to this day to denote a cook in a managerial role. What makes this an interesting bit of etymology is that while in English, "chef" is only ever used in the context of cooking and restaurants, in French chef just means "chief", "head" or "leader" and there are many common titles in French that include this word. A Head of State is the Chef d'Etat, a musical conductor is the chef d'orchestre, a business owner is the chef d'entreprise, and so on and so forth. So with this in mind, one could make the argument that as a gender neutral term denoting authority, "chef" could potentially have utility in BDSM as a
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You have been greeted by the book frog, he wishes you well in your reading jouney.
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coworkers: have any fun plans for the weekend?
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lowkey I kinda hate money. If you hate money too, send it to me. I can dispose of it properly
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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I鈥檓 not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack
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Friendly reminder that you're not required to publicly take sides in any geopolitical conflict you don't understand.
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i鈥檓 le.arning so many rules toda馃摑y
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