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God I am so tired of serialized storytelling. Let me just sit down with one episode of a show and get a single story with those characters. The more episodes that end with "to be continued" the more watching feels like a chore

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im getting astral plane war propaganda

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now say it with me: authors/artists dont owe you moral purity. an author/artist job is not to hold you by the hand & tell you exactly what is Good™ & what is Bad™. you should be able to think for yourself

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sound off everyone what’s the worst texture. just in anything. for me it’s ground beef not even a question

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extremely cool article you should read if you haven’t already

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look at these nazi fucks

There's a day in the future when all of these little Nazi fucks get hauled in front of Congress, take the fall for everything, and spend decades in federal prison.

These little Nazi fucks are so stupid, so arrogant, and so clueless, they have no idea that they will be the very first to go when this all catches up to them and the Nazi fucks they work for.

I can't wait. It's going to be glorious. Fuck these pieces of shit.

And fuck everyone who voted for Trump. Never forget, and never forgive them.

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odysseyposting is second nature to us so it's easy to forget that the average person probably only knows the riddle of the olive tree bed and one or two names of penelope's suitors. and the cyclops self-doxxing incident, of course.

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this is the funniest tweet of all time

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This week’s monster on doctor who… the greatest threat to our planet… white man with a podcast

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My dinnar 💪💯❗💥

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bugs need their own Tumblr i think

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This humans house smells like flowers!! 🌸​🌼​🌷 yum!

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Update: there are no flowers 😭​ I feel so robbed

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Update: they put me in a plastic cup ☹️​

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HELP NEEDED

my wife is mad at me :(

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Damn that's crazy. Have you tried talking to her.

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Dude youre a black widow spider I dont think you're qualified to give love advice

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Actually black widow females only eat the males in extremely stressful situations such as being kept in captivity, my wife and I live in a beautiful meadow and we're fine

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Then why is your blog full of vore

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Can't a man have a fetish

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Milking my beloved aphids! 💖​💓​💖​💓​💖​💓​

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:3c

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dont you FUCKIGN dare

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*sees a mantis crawling overhead* Tsk... such a fool... *into the intercom* attack, mine simps

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Knowing OP is an ant mimic spider makes this a thousant times funnier

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why do you know so much about ants

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I tricked ants into raising me

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Isnt that a little exploitative?

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Ants love being exploited dont listen to the haters

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Youre a termite of course youd say that

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That's so fucking racist???

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lmao .You are both racist 🙄​

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IS THAT A LARVA??? ON BUGBLR???

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Relax it's my little brother. who's currently tricking ants into raising him

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​ What have you MANIACS done to my post

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Speechless

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Ya know, if you told my younger self I'd have a ponytail in my 20s, he wouldn't believe you. Yet here I am.

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oh also a girl in my class found out that I illustrate, and asked if she could commission me for a pet portrait. so I said "sorry, I don't do commissions, but I can give you a free ink sketch." and then the next class I showed up with the sketch and she said "I love this. so why don't you do commissions? I can't commission you?" and I said sorry, just a bit busy. and then she went to grab something from her bag and gave it to me and said "here is a crystal charged under the full moon," and I didn't know what to say so I was just like "oh, okay thanks. thank you."

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this tweet is so layered to me