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[sheriffdilf]

150+ FOLLOWERS GIVEAWAY 

Hi friends I know no one reads this part so I will keep it short .I’ve had my beautiful slightly dysfunctional Karen for a little over a two weeks and I already have 150+ of you which warms up my heart.Thank you so much for loving my Karen.

THE LAW

Must be following me ,don’t unfollow after that’s rude man

ALL FANDOMS ARE WELCOMED

Reblogs ONLY -as many times as you wish- ( to spread the word,ya feel me?)

no likes will count

this post must reach 20 notes for the giveaway to happen

THE REWARDS

1 person will get 100 icons of their choice,3 color bg icons and 10 gif icons

2 people will get 50 icons of their choice,3 color bg icons and 10 gif icons

3 people will get 20 icons,20 gif icons of their choice and 3 color bg icons

5 people will get 20 gif icons of their choice and 3 color bg icons

Everyone will get my endless love ( aka me creeping in your blog,send you memes or ask you to plot etc)

EXAMPLES

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[sheriffdilf]

❝              I look around and I just can’t see a city anymore ❞

                                                    Independent Marvel Roleplay                                                         Semi selective & private

                                                 Home II Ask II Rules

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❛ You’re lucky I don’t feel like bickering tonight.      So McDonald's? ❜

He might have acted as if the whole incident was past them but he was definitely faking it.John would not let it go that easily.He was going to find out what was happening to his son

& DAD.

The jacket smelt of his father and the scent comforted him. He took the hand offered to him and stuck close to his father. There was probably a reason why he’d ended up in the woods but for now he’d ignore it.

“You mean it consists of healthy food? I’m watching out for you. Your heart will thank me one day. But yeah. I’m starving.”

[sheriffdilf]

Hey guys! So we are quickly closing to this blog being ONE YEAR OLD! and I have just gotten 400 followers. Many of which are great, have provided fun laughter and intense plots. Others have been mutuals or followers that have supported my crap and reblogged some of my photo’s. 

So to celebrate the occasion, I’m doing a giveaway. The rules are simple, reblog the post with #voidxdgiveaway in the tags if you want to be entered,and I will create another post outlining those who are involved, in which that post is where you can reblog as many times as you want and you will be entered for a chance to win one of three spots. The number one winner will get a promo picture, 50 icons of their choosing, and 3 banners for their blog. The number 2 spot will get 30 icons and 1 banner. The number 3 spot will get a promo. 

Follow Forever~! 

people I’ve been recently acquainted to

@ua-briain : Is an absolute sweetheart and I’m so glad I’ve met you and been able to make you a friend. You’re honestly such a great person and though it’s only been a day or two, I look forward to our future friendship if any at all. 

@cauqhtdead : is a really great stiles and you should follow them! Also they’re great to plot with!

@nikolaistilinski : has been somebody I’ve been speaking to for awhile but have only recently been acquainted with. Our threads our great and their muse is pretty cool and they’re one of my favorite OC’s! 

@sleeping-alpha : Micky is basically my mom is pretty great and I love talking to her and we have all this common ground and w o w what a hotty everybody love on Micky

@schimaere : #wtf they are so quality#whytf do they talk to me #what did i do to deserve such a quality blog to thread with

My Forever Faves

@argentsacrifice : Cookie is my husband and he doesn’t know how to make his own sandwiches but i mean, he’s also a pretty mean Allison Argent so go love this bad bitch. (All joking aside: i love cookie and he’s great and he does look out for me and care for me u.u) 

@caxineadh : is just so wonderful and sweet and her lydia is pretty great

@shexhowls : OKAY BUT GUYS their sass together is great and I love them and w o w okay I love them v v much 

@scoutfxnch : all of our interactions are just so fun and quirky and seriously who would ever throw Scout Finch and Stiles Stilinski together. You’re also such a sweet person that I love

@ofvisiions : Literally wtf even happens most of the time when we plot but like I love it and it’s always kinda like messed up plots where Ethan is hurt and Stiles is like bby no and yeah no we’re pretty great. basically my weird aunt whom i love thank 

@there-is-blood-on-my-hands : I love clem so much!! and all of our threads give me life and i’m sorry we haven’t talked in a while!!!! but you’re great!!!

@ofconvulsions : the b of my life, I love all of our threads and interacting with you and yaaaass your Erica slays tbh

@ofbansheecries : Mili is basically just the biggest hoe you’re ever going to meet and she sucks and she’s jsut like good at Lydia andd we do all these fantastic plots before disappearing andd she’s also never on her phone

@frenziedvirus : Alex is the southern belle of my life okay. They’re amazing. She like is great. I love her. The beb of my life. The absolute best. Such sweet. Much cute. V nervous all the time but w/e i love them. Idek how we became friends but Alex is blessing love Alex oops

@elegisti : I’m required by law to put her on here, it’s what happens when your irl best friends rp. Otherwise i might get cut. 

People I admire from afar/want to interact with more

@dalphahale @scottsbiitch @scxtthealpha @pupbar @explosivedunbar @lunaticxalpha @sweetscreamer @halevneck @littlebrokensurvivor @burnedking @badassbetaerica @bravehearted @mccallofthewild @sheriffdilf @noonelikeshim @ofreclusion @whycomeback @trueaxpha @fiirstbeta @fiirstchimera @hipsteriisms @allxson @alphachiimera @beingsheriff @scentofarmani @neitherequal @nobodyisbatman @kindahategreenberg @dontmccallmeahero @ididthereading @linewedraw @wasabeliever @screamiiisms @andneverfall @ofcockiness @ofhumaniity @ofbrutalityyy @ethaan @lizard-slave @shriekinglydias @chokingonrosewater @kanimascales @waiiled @warlcck @fadedbluejumpers @deucxlion @venomiized @vengefuldarling

[sheriffdilf]

#NSFW STILES NOT KNOWING WHO HIS FATHER IS

[sheriffdilf]

The growling became LOUDER after each second John hated Erica’s decision,because he knew the odds and they weren’t at all encouraging.She may be a werewolf,but that thing looked way stronger

With all the strength he had left he stood up back still pinned on the wall.He took out his gun and pointed it at the source of the growling

❛ I will not let you do this ALONE❜

sheriffdilf:

She settles him back along the ground, turning to face the threat. Bones shift beneath her skin, claws sprout and teeth elongate as she speaks.

❛ A little cardio never hurt anyone. ❜

Of course she could die, again, but Stiles needed his parents. She knew what being left alone was like after all, and she wouldn’t let him live his life like she had hers.

[sheriffdilf]

               ❝The world fell apart..didn’t you notice?.❞

Independent roleplay account for the character Karen Page. ▲Mun of age. ▲Multiverse Multiship. ▲Oc friendly. ▲Askbox always open for plotting or any other questions. ▲Written by Olga.

HOME II ASK II BIO

[sheriffdilf]

❛         You forced me down this path of lies with your raw boiled vegetable diets.Did  you know I almost fainted due to the lack of protein and grease yesterday? ❜

sheriffdilf:

‘ Coming from the man who claimed pizza to be a vegetable last week, I’d say it’s an improvement. ’

[sheriffdilf]

❛         HEY I am the one who’s supposed to do that to you not vice versa.❜

“Do I have to get a padlock for your wallet now?” Because I’ll do it.”

[sheriffdilf]

@yourbatmxn replied to your post

I'm gonna shove this up ur anus

what have i created

[sheriffdilf]

@cyclone24 replied to your post

the salami will KILL U

its worth getting killed by the very thing you love

[sheriffdilf]

❛         WHAT? It contains vegetables....❜

[sheriffdilf]

He quickly unbuttoned his jacket and approached Stiles,wrapping it around his boy’s shoulders. ❜ Yea let’s go home ❜ .He helped him stand on his feet and lead him to the parked vehicle.The moment they got in,he turned on the heat.

❛ Do you want something to eat? We could stop somewhere on the way home since our fridge only consists of fruits and vegetables,so no ACTUAL food.  ❜

& DAD.

His father had found him. That warmed his heart a little even through he was freezing. He sat up slowly and rubbed his eyes. He’d hoped that his days of waking up in new places were behind him. But clearly they weren’t.

“Well that doesn’t fill me with confidence. I’m sorry, Dad. I…I don’t even know how I got out here. Or how long I’ve been out here. I’m okay. Can we go home? I miss being warm.”

[sheriffdilf]

❛ And I won’t forgive myself if something happens to you because of me. ❜

Pain shot at every inch of his body the moment he stood on his feet.He knew he couldn’t move in that state,let along run. as the roaring in the distance was signaling them to do.

❛ Erica please.RUN.Don’t waste time with me   ❜

sheriffdilf:

❛ He won’t forgive me sheriff. We both know that. ❜

As she speaks she’s hauling him to his feet, a roar ripping through the distance, their sign to run.

[sheriffdilf]

OKAY 🦁

as some of you might know, i turned 20 today. i stopped being a teengager & i became your typical hipster film student. i know, i hide it well with my overall nerdiness. i fell cool because i unfollowed a bunch of people & giving me a sense of a fresh start. it probs will help with organazation. i have been roleplaying as effy for roughly five years now & i met incredible people that i intend to be friends with for a hella long time.sure, i lost some people along the way but at the end of the day those who stay are what really matter. thank you y'all

MY ALL / MY EVERYTHINGS  ✨ :

@bravelittlestiles : sam, my wife. u r my babe & the love of my life so stop being difficult & marry me again bc i can’t stay without you wtf. no but foreal, you are probably one of the people i’ve known for longer in this list. we were such fetuses when we started talking & our overall angstiness brought us together. ily v much because at the end of the day you will always be there for me. except when u wanna divorce me urgh, RUDE

@ofsiin : my sinful angel slut ⏤ partner in crime in more ways than one. idk why i followed your ass bc you are trash but im hella glad i did because you make me laugh more than anyone. thank you for listening to my shitty filmic opinions. fight me, wallaby.

@teresatheimmune : annie my twin my baby ; gosto muito de ti ! idk whenever we talk i just cry because damn you are sweet & damn our obsession with kaya is gonna kill us one day. 

@hesoutwithabang : it’s hella crazy. i haven’t known you for long but we understand each other so damn well. i can literally spend hours talking to you without getting the least bit tired. & you care so much so i just wanna cuddle u.

@icethrones & @bloodisguilt : my rantful sis. my small little drangon. you are my counselor & my voice of reason 99% of the time. i am that to you once every full moon. maybe even less. but bianca i wanna thank you for sticking by me all the time. you are so kind ( not when you wanna bash someone’s head in bc i get scared. but i will fight the world by your side. )

@remiissus​ : why are u the way u are ? inflicting pain on others is not nice, u satan !! no but bee ily so much. we are kinda twisted with each other but das why we work innit. you accept my craziness & we become hella sappy bc at this point you can finish my sentences lol ew.

@scarlxtspeedster : eli mi amor !!! my heart screams everytime i see you online because you are such a cute lil sunshine too good for this world. i just love sharing stuff with you so much omg. bless u babe.

@dontbelong : u my norwish bitch. we have known each other for like ??? three years or so. everytime one of us disappears the other just sniffs their way after the other. & then we write together & ship our way into sadness bc we go big or go home.  you are one of my closest friends here & i cannot wait to see your cute face in october biiiiish.

@hisyoda​ : lea my babes. i am so thankful for you. you are a genuinely nice person, like ??? i just wanna hug you. i promise when i go north you will be the first person i will see. thank you for being there at my worst.

PEOPLE I WOULD BUY BOOKS FROM ✨ :

@shewailed ; @awesomegaydar ; @magicparasite ; @petrovanity ; @postvoided ; @dangerovspassion ; @m4squeraded @vulpesvoid ; @noredemption ; @arrowstip ; @weplaythefox or @triicksterfox ; @chantillystained ; @homicidixm ; @thundcrstorm ; @exitiosaxe ; @killedher ; @sheriffdilf : @vulpestiles ; @stillwiththem ; @miserablecentury ; @sclfmedicatcd ; @silkensouledpierce ; @greenberged ; @deathfollowed ; @requieminred @kolhearted;  @acexfspades ; @icxnholdon ; @agilistic ; @kryptona ; @agnelino ; @fangedandclaws ; @warbuilt ; @knowsdeath ; @wildhcarts ; @the-stonem ; @sorcierc ; @coldiiisms ; @giftedsouls ; @degeneris ; @infindingalaska ; @nxtyourwhxre @themachiine @undeadcanary ; @dontdoboyfriends ; @changemeback ; @crazyimpulsive ; @biirdbone ; @discourd ; @voraciiious @youcantroofyme @elderwandskeeper @aranearum ; @offorensiics ; @thewebcrawler ; @ofdamagedhearts ; @soldthemout ; @darkmcrked ; @devouringpulse ; @birdfromthenight @followedhope @minshaytan ; @breakablexhearts ; @livestoargue ; @pvreatheart ; @saralaxce 

if you aren’t here pls don’t hate me. i most likely missed it. 

[sheriffdilf]

         ❛ Questionable is an understatement for sure.      What long run? In case it’s not obvious my bikini days are over.And Stiles has been driving me insane with vegetables and fruits.It’s like giving a drug addict candy canes instead of drugs out of the blue.My body can’t handle that!I Think about curly fries as a MEDICINE for me ❜

sheriffdilf:

        ❛ …I know your son has had some questionable ideas in the past, but I think maybe this time Stiles has the right idea. Maybe it’s better in the long run to, I dunno, hold off on the cheeseburgers and curly fries and go for a salad and apple slices, instead? It’s definitely the healthier choice. ❜

[sheriffdilf]

u r such a liar linda