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daily reminder to click a button so you can give free food to a shelter!!

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http://logs.omegle.com/dd9392c Yeah so that just happened... like... right now.

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She a dumb foo’ anywayz.

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I hope I can find this brilliant person again someday.

http://logs.omegle.com/8f2a8a

This was actually my first attempt at a Drunk Moriarty, so I hope I did okay. ^u^

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What a magical night this was... XD Here are the highlights =P

best thing ever:

http://mavericktastic.tumblr.com/post/15122277450/i-love-you-stranger-1-and-stranger-2

http://mavericktastic.tumblr.com/post/15124619193/well-done-stranger-2-no-such-kudos-for-stranger

http://mavericktastic.tumblr.com/post/15123252310

http://mavericktastic.tumblr.com/post/15122228394

http://mavericktastic.tumblr.com/post/15121271720

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Like out of a bad fanfiction

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The plague of Sherlockians on Omegle.

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Please help me find this person. 

<3 

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John and Sally reminisce about the life of Sherlock Holmes...and haunting Anderson

http://logs.omegle.com/69bc6

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so this happened

http://logs.omegle.com/a610b4

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ROES LOVSE DRUGS

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SH & GL/JW

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Question to discuss:

All I want is to feel you! <3

Stranger: Lestrade. -SH

Stranger: I need you to answer. -SH

You: Yes? - GL

Stranger: Finally. -SH

You: I've been busy, Sherlock - GL

Stranger: I don't care. There's a problem. -SH

You: What do you need? - GL

Stranger: Get John? -SH

You: You need me to go to 221b? Or are you saying something's happened to him? - GL

Stranger: No, I mean go get him. Wait. No, I don't know. Lestrade, I'm in trouble... I'm -SH

You: Sherlock, where are you? Does he know you're alive? - GL

You: I can help, Sherlock, just tell me where you are. I'll pick up John on the way - GL

Stranger: He doesn't know, but that doesn't matter, because I may not be alive much longer... -SH

You: Stop being cryptic if you want me to help. Where are you? - GL

Stranger: In a warehouse. I was looking for Moriarty. I found one of his men. I'm bleeding... quite a bit Lestrade. -SH

You: Can you see anything out of the windows? Are you still in London? I'll pick up John, he's a doctor at least, more use than me. - GL

You: Just make sure to keep pressure on the wound and whatever you do, keep talking to me. - GL

Stranger: There's a petrol station. Lestrade, this is a serious wound. -SH

You: Can you even guess where you are? It will help us find you in time. - GL

You: Where's the wound? Can you wrap that daft scarf around it like a bandage? - GL

Stranger: I've tried. It's not doing much. I think I'm in one of the factory grounds. -SH

You: OK. I've an idea where you might be. John's in the car now, I'll let him take over the texts, I can concentrate on navigating then. - GL

You: Sherlock, where's the wound? What happened? - JW

Stranger: He stabbed me with a hook. I don't knwo how, but it happnd. Now I cant spell. -SH

You: Don't worry about spelling. Sherlock. Where is it? Your leg? - JW

You: We're coming, don't worry. You can survive a fall off a building, you can survive an encounter with Captain Hook - JW

Stranger: Ha. Captain Hook. Funny. -SH

You: Sherlock. I'm trying to help. Where did he hurt you? - JW

You: I'm a doctor. And your friend. Just tell me - JW

Stranger: Upper leg. If I remeber correctly, there's an important artery there. -SH

You: Jesus. You need to apply continuous pressure. I don't care if it hurts. It's worth it to keep you alive. - JW

You: I think we found the warehouse. Lestrade's just pulling up now. - JW

Stranger: I have been. John, I don't... want to... -SH

You: I'm here, Sherlock. - JW

You: .............Christ. - JW

Stranger: Sorry. I shouldn't have... -SH

You: You definitely should have. I would have killed you if you hadn't. - JW

You: Come on. I can carry you, just about. Let's get Lestrade's back seat dirty. He'll love that. We're not far from the Royal Free. They'll patch you up. - JW

You: You've lost so much weight, Sherlock. - JW

You: Where were you? - JW

Stranger: John. I don't think... 2 litres right?

You: Keep talking. I don't care if you babble. - JW

You: Sherlock, I'm here, you're not dying now. I wouldn't let you. - JW

You: If anyone can cheat death twice, it's you. - JW

Stranger: Ha. Right. -SH

You: Twice that I know of, I'm sure. - JW

You: See. Look, out of the window there. We'll pull into the ambulance bay, and carry you in - JW

Stranger: John, don't lie to me. This is bad... -SH

You: Of course it's bad. - JW

You: If the artery had been severed, you'd be dead. - JW

You: I think you just nicked it, but that's caused enough damage - JW

You: OK. I'm going to take your legs, Lestrade will carry your shoulders. - JW

You: Keep talking Sherlock, we're nearly safe now. - JW

Stranger: Maybe... Falling asleep is bad? Because I'm dangerously close. -JW

You: Sherlock, please. Here, come on. The doctors are here now. - JW

You: The proper doctors, who have sterile hands and can sew you up without shaking - JW

You: I'll be here, Sherlock. I missed you. - JW

Stranger: I don't want... I don't... -SH

You: Shh, Sherlock. It's just the anaesthetic. They're taking you to surgery. - JW

You: I'll be here when you wake up. You're going to be fine. - JW

You: You can borrow my cane - JW

You: Mrs Hudson will be so pleased you're alright. Molly, too. Close your eyes, Sherlock. Don't fight it. They will fix you. - JW

Stranger: But... I hate hospitals. *being difficult*

You: Sherlock Holmes. You died, I grieved. I can't grieve again so soon. Just let them do what they need to do. - JW

You: Please. For me. - JW

Stranger: John... *falls asleep*

You: *to Lestrade* Thanks, Greg. Sorry about the... blood. - JW

You: *to John* Well, like you said. We can't lose him twice, right? I'll leave you here to wait for him. I need to get back to the office. Call me if you need anything. - GL

You: *John waits, pacing the room they took Sherlock from, his limp returning slightly*

Stranger: *3 hours later*

Stranger: *Doctor comes out*

You: Doctor? How is he? - JW

You: Can I see him? - JW

Stranger: He's lucky. VERY lucky.

You: Tell me about it. What's the prognosis? - JW

Stranger: He needs to stay in bed. Or very little movement. He lost so much blood.

You: How long will he need to stay here for? When can he come home? - JW

You: I'm a doctor, not an emergency doctor of course, but I suppose battlefields present certain similar challenges... - JW

Stranger: I would say tomorrow. If he behaves...

Stranger: And I would agree.

You: Thank you, doctor. Can I see him now? - JW

Stranger: Yes. He might not be awake yet.

You: I don't care. I just need to see him. - JW

Stranger: I understand. And Dr. Watson?

You: Yes, doctor? - JW

Stranger: I'm convinced it was your swift action that saved his life. Well done.

You: Thank you. That means a lot. - JW

You: Oh, Sherlock. You are going to hate being stuck in bed. *sits next to the hospital bed* - JW

You: And you will hate the hobbling around even more. *takes Sherlock's hand without realising* But Mrs Hudson is going to LOVE waiting on you hand and foot. - JW

You: This is the quietest I've ever known you. It's... weird. - JW

You: I suppose it'll be the only time you don't silence my babbling after 10 seconds. I should make the most of it. - JW

Stranger: You should. *very weak voice*-SH

You: Just my luck, huh. How do you feel? Try not to get scientific about it, please. - JW

You: Human emotions only, today. - JW

Stranger: ...Bad. -SH

Stranger: I'm not used to feeling bad. I don'y like it. -SH

Stranger: *don't

You: I'm not surprised. You'll get better though. It's not always like this. - JW

You: Something or someone will come along and you'll forget it ever happened. - JW

Stranger: Really? Doubt it. John, that was... the first time in a long time... I was sc-scared. *exhales heavily*

You: You don't have to talk about it now, Sherlock. Unless you want to. I'm talking from experience, though. - JW

You: One day, the nightmares will stop. I'm not saying you won't have them. But they won't last forever. - JW

Stranger: Nightmares? John? Are you okay? -SH

You: Well. They came back for a bit. When. You know. - JW

You: When I thought I'd watched you die. - JW

You: But we don't need to talk about this now. - JW

Stranger: I'm sorry.

You: For your sake, not for mine. - JW

You: I know you must have had your reasons. But we can wait til you're better. - JW

Stranger: No. I am so sorry *he can't hide the guilt*

You: Sherlock... - JW

You: Please don't beat yourself up about it. - JW

You: *squeezes hand*

Stranger: Too late.

You: Well, I forgive you. I knew you'd come back. - JW

You: I knew it couldn't be the end. Even when faced with your gravestone. - JW

Stranger: Thank you -SH

You: I visited a lot. Every day at first. - JW

Stranger: I know.

You: You do? How? - JW

Stranger: I saw you. I felt so- I'm bored. Can I leave? I hate hospitals. -SH

You: There's my Sherlock. Changing the subject when it gets emotional. You're not better yet though. You should at least rest. You've just come out of surgery. They won't let you leave yet. And I can't let you leave either. - JW

You: "First, do no harm." So you need to stay in bed. Doctor's orders. - JW

Stranger: Really? I'm fine.

You: Three hour surgery, Sherlock. You nearly died. You can come home tomorrow. - JW

You: I would break you out if I could. You know that. - JW

You: I want nothing more to have you back at 221b. - JW

You: But you also need to rest. Close your eyes, Sherlock. I'm not moving, even though my arse is going numb in this crappy plastic chair. - JW

Stranger: Fine.

You: Hah. Gracious in defeat as always. - JW

Stranger: Shut up.

You: I missed you. - JW

Stranger: I... missed you too. *closing eyes*

You: Good. - JW

Stranger: *falls asleep*

You: *watches Sherlock for a bit, then falls asleep sitting up*

Stranger: *The End?*