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aot actor au headcanons

includes: zeke, eren, armin, mikasa, jean, connie, sasha, levi, reiner, isayama????? (small mentions of erwin, miche, marco, petra, ymir)

a/n: what’s this? rosie finished a headcanon that was in her drafts for a month??? HELL YEAH I DID! this was actually really fun to write because i was inspired by @nihaalart and her actor au artwork. PLEASE GO FOLLOW AND SUPPORT HER, i’ll be linking some of her art as you read! ok super important note THERE ARE MANGA AND SEASON 4 SPOILERS IN HERE, so if you haven’t caught up with s4 or manga…leave. ok ennnnnjoyyyyyy reading.

MANGA AND S4 SPOILERS

AHEAD

ZEKE

probably one of the sweetest guys on set.

everyone like hates his character but adores him as a person charming lil shit

his besties on set would be levi, peick, and hange. but he gets along with everyone.

listen, zevi may hate each other in the show but they get along just fine, they even have inside jokes (also because they’re somewhat close in age)

zeke and levi actually flirt in interviews to fuck with everyone.

everyone calls him monkey man, doesn’t mind it tho. someone will call him that and his answer is “the one and only”

buys everyone (yes including the workers on set) coffee at the end of the week.

one time him and eren put on the black scouts outfit and posted it to insta and everyone went fucking wild.

unconsciously flirts with everyone on set.

he posted a pic of him in a green suit (for the beast titan cgi), facing backwards with his ass cheeks clenched with the caption “that��s marley’s ass”.

if you take a picture of him without his permission he’ll tell you to delete it and ask him properly (RESPECT HIS BOUNDARIES 😤)

EREH

the mvp on set, everyone loves him cuz ✨eren✨ idk

reiner and jean pretend to be his security guards when enters the set.

but he’s so late to the table reads

and he’s like the spoiler king, he is NOT allowed to be interviewed alone because he WILL spoil something.

he does instagram lives a lot, but he usually just stays quiet and reads the comments. but will read out the ones he has a funny reply to.

“someone said “when will season 4 be released?” when zeke stops being an old hag and remembers his fucking one line”

annoyed zeke in the background: “no, it will be released when eren stops jerking off in his dressing room five minutes before he’s called to set”

oh yeah he also has to be chaperoned during these lives, he really can’t be trusted.

has a vlog channel on yt, posts all dumb shit him and his cast mates do. actually uploaded a vid of cast members picking their noses.

will post half naked gym posts with various co-stars (mikasa, armin, jean, reiner)

ARMEEN

HES THE SWEETEST OMG

he’s the type of guy to like make full eye contact with his fans when they’re talking.

he will give autographs like 98% of the time, and have full on convos with his fans.

obviously armin and eren are besties irl, they have matching icons on insta 🥺

at table reads and group interviews there will always be stifled laughter between them.

in seasons 1-3 he was praised for being cute and then when fans saw the season 4 trailer everyone was like “OH! 😏”

he stitches tiktoks where his fans are drooling over that table scene clip

he’s a dancer. he posted a tiktok of him dancing to the english version of the aot theme song. fans went fucking wild so he posted one with eren and mikasa.

one time he thought he heard the director say “cut” so he like laid on the floor and pulled out his phone and everyone was like ??? baby was so embarrassed 🥺

MIKASA

a. fucking. queen.

she won an oscar baaaaabyyy (yeah idk how either)

she has more followers than eren (lol). for good reason tho, her account is an aesthetic.

she locked herself in her dressing room when she was told sasha was gonna die. AND CRIED FOR HOURS.

interviewers constantly stutter with their questions because of her beauty. i’d literally get on my knees

she posts combat vids on her snap. actually put jean in a chokehold until he passed out (it made twitter headlines)

she ignores questions about her and eren (although they did date once but it didn’t work out), now she has a secret normie girlfriend.

wears the same tank top and sweat pants to table reads.

JEAN/CONNIE/SASHA sorry for putting them together

this trio has a stronger irl bond than EMA, cuz they all auditioned on the same day.

jean actually auditioned for eren’s role, obviously didn’t get it but they loved him so much THEY MADE HIM A ROLE.

sasha and connie constantly prank the shit outta jean.

when jean was sleeping, they put waxing strips on the hairiest parts of his body. the video of him ripping them off is the most liked on their official aot insta. they did the same thing to zeke

sasha gets lowkey annoyed when people refer to her as “potato girl” off set. she’ll remind interviewers and fans to call her by her actual name (RESPECT THATTTTT)

connie is ALWAYS looking drippy on the red carpet/award events.

they actually coordinate their outfits 🥺

during group interviews, connie sits behind levi and flicks the back of his head when he talks. the death glare he gets is terrifying

jean and connies tears were real when filming sasha’s death scene. and it took them like an hour to calm down while sasha was eating donuts in the corner.

oh also, sasha and connie get to set early to hog eat the food before anyone else does.

LEVI

his presence on set makes everyone go quiet, not because they’re scared, but because he’s gorgeous.

has the biggest fanbase (shocker)

he has like 100+ million followers but literally only post once a year

one post is a video (from season 1) of erwin picking him up like simba and hange is just dying in the background.

the entire cast calls him “gramps”, even pixis.

he put the yeager bros into chokeholds cuz they were saying it too much (it’s an ackermann thing)

could not keep his shit together during zeke’s running scene. “i fucking can’t, you run like a middle age divorced dad” and zeke was like “i sorta am dude”

he tripped the paparazzi because they wouldn’t stop asking him dating rumours. lmao he has a secret fam

spilled hot tea on himself trying to hold the cup “levi style”. “WHY THE FUCK IS THERE ACTUAL TEA IN THERE???” eren and connie put actual hot water in the cup lol

REINER

the most loveable cast member.

more innocent than you think he is.

did a “celebrity reads thirst tweets”, and most of his responses were either confused or worried.

“ ‘he’s probably so big, making me wanna give him the gawk gawk twister twirl 5000…’ …….whAT!? i- is that the name of a gun?….you guys concern me”

had the biggest glow up, so big that he made People’s “Sexiest Man Alive” magazine.

the meme about his tits being “mommy milkers” had the entire cast calling him “mommy” for a week.

an interviewer asked why he always wears tights shirts and his response was “then you couldn’t see these babies” then proceeded to flex his arm and kiss his bicep. *eren in the background*: MOMMYS MILK

he’ll do an instagram live but like not speak at all and turns it off when he sees a comment about his chest lol.

he’s a gym buff and likes to show it off a lot. he posted a tiktok of him deadlifting each cast member.

there’s a fan made video of him mispronouncing bertholdt from various bloopers.

ISAYAMA X THE AOT ACTORS

they are constantly annoying him.

at the season 4 premiere, isayama was answering some interviewer’s questions and eren, reiner, jean and connie noticed and started acting like complete dorks behind him.

eren and reiner were twerking/grinding on each other and jean and connie were like pretending to make out.

everyone was laughing so he turned around and all of them froze in place and just walked away like nothing happened. they are lowkey terrified of him.

yam’s just rolled his eyes and went back to answering them. but zeke like interrupted and draped his arm over yam’s shoulder and started nodding/agreeing with him and acting as if they were having a convo.

yams glared at him and zeke just kissed his cheek and ran away like a fangirl.

during the actual premiere, isayama and all the actors stood up on stage just to say their thank you’s.

but porco and reiner were on the sidelines doing the jack and rose pose from the titanic except porco’s hands were on reiners chest and reiner moaned “don’t stop pock”

yams just ignored them.

one time he was invited to do an interview but had no idea that zeke and levi were the interviewers. he tried to leave but they just dragged him back to his seat.

zeke crossed his legs and furrowed his eyebrow “do you regret not making zevi canon?”

yams: “absolutely not”

zeke held his chest in offence “why is that”. yams just gave in and played along “in all honesty, you guys would have been too powerful”

“i appreciate your honesty, the world isn’t ready for us” levi said while wiping a fake tear away, interlocking hands with zeke and kissing it.

a few questions later, levi asked “why….didn’t you pay for my hospital bill when i spilled hot tea on myself?” zeke held in a laugh.

“was it really my fault that you couldn’t hold a cup properly??”

levi fucking lost it “who…HOLDS A CUP LIKE THAT?!?”

basically that whole interview was a hot mess. the funniest thing wasn’t the questions but like zeke and levi were like fondling each other. and every time yams asked what was happening they shushed him and said “we’re asking the questions here”

like i mentioned before eren has a yt channel where he vlogs shit he does on set and one video he posted was just him following yams around. and towards the end of that vid, eren was basically chasing him.

sasha steals his food a lot. like he was holding a cupcake and boom sasha like snatched it out of his hands and ran away.

one time the entire cast like walked into the table read one by one and kissed his head, he was blushing SOO HARD.

FORMER CAST MEMBERS

erwin and miche visits the set sometimes to catch up with the cast or bring food erwin is mainly there for levi shh

erwin actually directed a few episodes!

everytime miche sees zeke, he fucking runs the opposite direction as a joke.

yumihisu BECAME REAL. everyone was so fucking happy and supportive.

levi won’t admit it but he cried during the filming of erwins death and zekes death sshhhh

petra became a writer for the show! her and levi have a full on fam together but no one knows that shhhhh

marco also visits the set alot, mainly for jean. and like he scares the living shit out of jean each time.

like marco came onto set with those horse masks and peaked over jeans shoulder and jean ended up ACCIDENTALLY punching him.

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