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For centuries, I've watched you fight to protect humanity, while forsaking your own kind. I will destroy you and everything you stand for, with a power you can't even imagine yet.
THE OLD GUARD 2 (2025) dir. Victoria Mahoney
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do me a favor and reblog this and put in the tags what time it is for you and what you're currently doing/thinking about
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I know they say “stop and smells the roses” as a cliche and a metaphor, but I cannot emphasize enough that in this bloom-laden month of May, as you walk down the sidewalk, unless you are actively racing to catch public transit, you should keep an eye out for beautiful flowers and pause to smell them. Especially roses. Those things are so pretty and they often smell so good.
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brian eno’s open letter to Microsoft from his instagram earlier
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90s/y2k Klutz books (pt 2)
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the most #UselessLesbian thing i have ever done was when i was trying to figure out if this girl liked me or not, just constantly arguing with myself about it, and after a couple, uh, months, of this, i was like, “god i wish i could just like… go to court and lay out all this evidence and have a couple lawyers argue over the TRUE MEANING of her text messages, and then a judge tells me if she likes me or not.” and then the proverbial lightbulb went off over my proverbial head, and i dug into my mock trial folder from high school and found the trial guidelines and i wrote out an entire trial transcript featuring a plaintiff (me), my attorney (my wildest hopes and dreams), a defense attorney (my worst fears and insecurities), and a judge (my desperate attempt at rationality). the final product was several thousand words long. it clarified nothing. at any point in this process did it occur to me to ask her how she felt about me? absolutely not. did i ever stop and think, “hey, maybe i should tell her that i like her?” absolutely not. that’s for people who take risks and i don’t take risks i take myself to court in my own head.
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we gotta find that girl who saw black panther and clenched her jaw so hard at the sight of shirtless michael b jordan that she broke her retainer, i need her opinion on sinners (2025)
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My five year plan is to listen to music
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I literally heard myself wheeze at one point reading these. 😂









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Diana Wynne Jones wins big once again for understanding that the funniest way to write an isekai/portal fantasy is from the point of view of the people living in the fantasy world who look at the character who got isekai’d from our world and are like ‘WHAT is that guy’s deal???’
Howl/Howell stumbling back into his moving castle drunk after a night with his rugby bros is like the second funniest scene in that book, closely followed by poor Sophie getting reverse isekai’d and taking a day trip to Wales and suffering the terrible ordeal of a ride in a car.
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MISS FISHER’S MURDER MYSTERIES 2x03 - Dead Man's Chest
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“Hampsterdance” with every second beat removed
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THE PITT ↳ 9:00 AM | 9:00 PM
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Farscape: The Hidden Memory
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living in the USA rn means every news headline every day is like BREAKING NEWS: The Universal Free Puppy Plan guaranteeing every USA resident receives a free puppy has been terminated. Funds for this initiative will instead be going to the ‘GUNCH IT UP’ act, ensuring that every item on grocery store shelves now contains at least 25% coal tar
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