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I know i need drawing something else but i can’t. I love Castiel. That’s it.

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this is just. so fucking funny to me

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Headcanon that an outraged 6-year-old Charlie Weasley writes to an elderly Newt Scamander wanting to know why Gringotts keeps a dragon locked up underground and begging him to fix it. Newt writes back saying that sadly he’s been fighting that fight for years and no one ever wants to listen to him because the powerful families whose money is being kept safe by the dragon always shut him down, and that Charlie is the first person he’s heard of who’s as angry as he is about it. Charlie decides that day to dedicate his life to finding out everything he can about dragons so that one day he can free the poor Gringotts dragon. After the war, when they hear that Harry, Ron and Hermione freed the dragon, they celebrate and immediately begin petitioning to have it made illegal to imprison dragons so that nothing like that ever happens again. It’s only when Hermione becomes Minister that it’s finally signed into law.

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when an old person assumes that i don’t know what a cassette or vhs tape is:

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fuck all philosophy except for whatever the hell Diogenes was trying to teach

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anyway!!!! allow me to present michael ealy as clark kent:

he’s got the baby blues:

he’s got the great smile:

he’s a dork:

here he is in glasses:

pls imagine this face directed at lois lane:

and this one:

he can do serious too:

look at him:

these gifs:

and finally:

michael ealy as clark kent 2k17

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In Prince Caspian Susan literally throws an arrow fast and hard enough to pierce through a man’s armor and kill him. Savage.

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cue the sad ninja music tumblr / twitter

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Spider-Man: Homecoming Deleted Scene | Team Thor

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A sword that screams whenever you swing it, and the volume is directly tied with how fast its swung

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“I think you need glasses.”

Dean lowers the book in his hands just enough to glare in Sam’s direction. “Shut up.”

“I’m serious,” Sam says. “You’re holding that thing like five inches away from your face.”

“It’s got small letters,” Dean mumbles.

He’s a little too proud to concede that Sam might have a point right away but it does get him thinking. He has been squinting a lot while reading lately.

Eventually, he gets himself an appointment and the optometrist confirms that yep, he’s far-sighted. 

“It’s a common side-effect of aging,” the optometrist adds, which does not make Dean feel better about any of this.

He picks up a pair of cheap glasses at a pharmacy (like hell can he afford prescription) and tries them on once he gets home. Taking a look in the mirror, Dean can feel his heart drop.

He looks old. 

“You look distinguished,” Sam says but even he doesn’t look like he buys it.

Dean takes the glasses off. “Whatever. I only need them for reading.”

Cas comes back home a couple of days later and it’s just Dean’s luck that he walks in while Dean is browsing the news on his laptop (like an old person would), glasses on. 

“Are those new?” he asks politely, like Dean might have been wearing glasses all along and he just never noticed until now. 

Dean fights the urge to snatch them off. “Uh, yeah. Turns out my eyes are getting a little worse for wear.”

“They look nice on you.” 

Dean eyes Cas suspiciously as he sits down next to him, but he sounds sincere enough. “Really? They don’t make me look… I dunno, old?”

“Would that bother you?”

Dean shrugs. It all feels kind of silly, now that he’s having to say it out loud. “Maybe. It’s just another way I’m not in as good a shape as I used to be.”

“Humans age,” Cas says. “That doesn’t make you weak. Besides, I like the way they frame your eyes.”

Dean blushes, not quite able to hold back the pleased smile when Cas leans in and kisses him. “Had that one ready, huh?” he mumbles when Cas pulls away.

“Sam told me about them yesterday,” Cas confirms.

Dean learns to live with the glasses after that. The only thing that keeps bothering him is how the damn things fog up whenever Cas kisses him for any length of time. Which happens a lot, considering Dean only ever wears them when reading.

He’s beginning to suspect Cas might have kind of a thing for glasses.

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✿ sailor moon + f e m i n i s m

↳ part one

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A faerie introduces himself. Then, holding out a hand, asks, “And your name, please?”

And, like a fool, you give it to him.

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Thor: Ragnarok (2017)