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Has anyone been talking abt tsukki being a nerd abt fishes 💔🥀 or do i js not see tge posts abt it

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OUH PUT IT DOWN

🍼 Greeting 🍼

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daily affirmations:

i am kind

i am in control of my emotions

it does not bother me when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

everyone in the house has the right to be in the kitchen

i am kind and in control of my emotions even when someone is in the kitchen while i was planning to be in there alone

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never seen a more accurate thing on tiktok

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i love when girls make no sense. Literally me too

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NOTHING LIKE DOING NOTHING ..WITH YOU! ♡

synopsis: living 'nothing' by bruno major with katsuki bakugo

notes: this song is so peak 2020 covid holy time capsule. this is so not proofread but im so tired i cant

“dumb conversation, we lose track of time”

"if two mind readers read each other's minds, whose mind would they be reading?"

katsuki looks down at you on his chest judgmentally. "..hah?"

"like, what do you think would happen? would they just hear their own thoughts because that other person is reading their thoughts?"

katsuki scoffs. you think he's going to tell you to shut up and go to sleep.

"but their own thoughts wouldn't actually be their own thoughts because they're reading that other person's mind, so they'd hear the other person's thoughts, yeah?" he grumbles, to your surprise.

"..but then isn't it the same thing? they'd hear their own thoughts because the other person's thoughts are their own."

"no, wouldn't they..? oh, wait. ..fuck, i dunno. i'm not a damn mind reader."

"maybe both of their heads would explode! or maybe they'd both faint! or maybe they'd hear everything all at once!"

katsuki rolls his eyes affectionately at your rambling and smooths a hand over your hair. "said i dunno. shut up and go to sleep, dumbass."

"'kay, goodnight."

"night."

"..."

"..."

"maybe they'd hear an audio feedback! like when you're calling someone but their phone is right there so it makes that big sound that sounds like 'BEEEE-'"

"I SAID SHUT UP AND GO TO SLEEP."

-

“have i told you lately i’m grateful you’re mine?”

he says it in the quiet, when the tv’s humming low and you’re half-asleep.

he's not even looking at you, just playing with your fingers in his lap, like it slipped out without permission.

your breath catches. you squeeze his hand.

“no,” you whisper. “say it again?”

he glances at you, cheeks a little pink.

"said 'm grateful you're mine, dumbass." he mumbles, pressing a kiss to your hair to hide his flush. "feel like i don't say it enough."

because he is. he's so, so grateful that you're in his life. he's all explosions and anger and you're soft touches and sweet kisses. you see him, really see him, like no one else does. you're the yin to his yang, light to his dark, and the reason he likes living.

sometimes, katsuki feels guilty. guilty that he stuck such a good person with a guy like him. worries you'd be better off with someone else.

but when you whisper, "'m grateful you're mine, too," into his chest and snuggle into him and breathe him in like he's your life force, he thinks he might be ok.

-

“we'll watch the notebook for the seventeenth time”

“again?” he groans, even as he presses play.

“yes again,” you grin.

you’ve seen it so many times that you know exactly when he’s about to scoff.

he always hates on allie, saying she's "so fuckin' annoying. stop fuckin' squealin!'" he respects noah's drive, but never fails to hate on his letter-writing. always says it’s too much for a two-second romance.

but for all his hating, he never says no.

-

“i'll say 'it's stupid,' then you'll catch me crying”

you always feel him burying his face into your hair during the rain scene.

says it's "just a coincidence" whenever you call him out, but you know it's because he's a closet crybaby and actually thinks its all so romantic and sweet and meaningful. but god forbid anyone finds out that the bakugo katsuki is capable of feeling any emotion other than hot, fiery rage, so he hides crying in you.

it makes your heart swell, because it sort of feels like he's trusting his more vulnerable emotions with you. he trusts you. he loves you.

so you both sit there and cry together, watching a movie you both know the exact ending of curled up with your legs and hearts intertwined.

-

“we're not making out on a boat in the rain”

just on a secondhand couch in your tiny dorm room, blanket slipping to the floor, popcorn bowl between you.

he's soft and sweet and gentle, the complete opposite of what you'd expect. he holds you and kisses you in a way that makes your stomach flutter and your heart squeeze. it's less like he's trying to devour you, and more like he's trying to savor you. like you're precious, and he values you more than anything else in the world.

(he does. and he doesnt like the rain, anyways.)

-

“or in a house i painted blue”

you're both still stupid high schoolers living in dorm rooms, but katsuki knows he wants to marry you.

he wants to give you the whole damn world, or at the very least, whatever life you want to live. he scoffs and denies it when people call him whipped, but he knows damn well deep down that he would build that stupid blue house for you if you so much as said "please."

and katsuki is so much more of a secret romantic than people think. he doesn't just want you in a short-term or lustful sense. he wants you. all of you. the whole you. he wants to build a life with you, have a family with you, buy a house with you. so, as much as katsuki enjoys being two stupid teenagers in love, sneaking into each other's dorm rooms and cuddling on twin-sized beds, katsuki also wants to grow old together in a house of your own.

-

“but there's nothing like doing nothing with you.”

katsuki thinks his favorite times with you are in the slow moments.

he likes thrill and adrenaline, sure. he likes seeing you all dolled up and pretty for a fancy date, yes. he likes watching your reactions when he does romantic grand gestures, of course.

even still, in his mind, there's nothing more perfect than this.

you're in his hoodie and on his lap, face buried into his chest. the movie is buzzing in the background, but you both have long since abandoned it. his hand is slipped under your hoodie, rubbing slow, soothing circles the way he knows you like at your bare skin. your hearts and stomachs are full with the dinner you both cooked together, and you'll probably fall asleep soon. katsuki can tell by the way your muscles feel relaxed and boneless.

you're not doing anything fancy. no passionate makeout, no makeup, no rapidly beating hearts.

it doesn't matter. this is his favorite thing. because truly, there's nothing like doing nothing with you.

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i know we all hate boys with girl best friends cuz it feels like you're not their priority. but what if you're katsuki's girl best friend and he's having some sort of situationship with this random girl. but one call or text from you, katsuki is ready to bolt away from his date because who could be more important than his best friend who he have known his whole life?

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Katsuki definitely had himself the cuddliest girl and he loves it. Not a single ounce of him will ever be embarrassed when you plop on the couch and lay your head on his lap in the common room.

Or when you finish showering and changing after training and have to lean up against him, forehead resting on his chest cause you’re so sleepy.

Even when he is making himself breakfast and it’s still a little early for you so you’re clinging onto his side still half asleep just wanting to be close to him.

Especially when he’s laying in bed and your soft footsteps can be heard heading towards his dorm. Opening the door and closing it quietly then padding over to him and gently laying down beside him, turning to hold him close.

“Ya tired baby?” He grumbles into your hair.

“Mhm.” Is all he gets back from you. “You gonna go to sleep?”

“Mm” it’s all you can manage to say as you nuzzle into him letting the tiredness take over.

He adores his cuddly girl and no amount of teasing will ever make him embarrassed to hold you, no matter where you are.

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i love yoy unofficial bf katsuki 💔

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this how they sound like to me rn but other than that yes i do want to marry my pretty boy 💗

CRASHOUT CENTRAL!

synopsis: katsuki has no idea if you like him or not

notes: bubbly + affectionate reader. umm implied hetero girl i think? but could also apply to not hetero i have no idea im sorry im just writing. idk if men crashout the way girls do but i like to think so. a lot of excessive unnecessary swearing bc it's katsuki. this is so ooc bc lets be fr when does katsuki talk abt *puke* feelings

he’s pacing.

shirtless. agitated. hair all mussed from his own frustrated hands.

kirishima’s lying on his bed with his hands behind his head, watching his best friend spiral for what has to be the third time this week.

“she said i smelled good,” katsuki huffs, whirling around. “who says that? who just..! says that to someone?”

“people who think you smell good?” kirishima offers helpfully.

katsuki glares at him like he’s the dumbest person alive. “she said it while huggin' me. and she said it in that sweet fuckin' singsongy voice.”

“right.”

“and then laughed when i didn’t say anything back. all fuckin' giggly and stupid.”

“you like when she’s giggly and stupid,” kirishima points out.

katsuki makes a noise in his throat. “not when i’m trying to figure out if she’s in love with me or just likes everyone.”

kirishima hums. “well. she is kind of a naturally affectionate person.”

“exactly!” katsuki snaps, flinging his arms out. “what if i’m just one of her little fuckin'.. plushies she likes huggin' or some shit? what if she’s going around being all sweet and smiley with everyone and i’m here thinking she wants to marry me? like, seriously. i've seen her cuddle with fuckin' pinky and round cheeks too, and she's always so.. giggly! and when i think she's flirting, she says it so fuckin' casual. like it's nothing. and i must be fuckin' delusional to think that it's anything more.”

kirishima snorts. “well, ashido and uraraka are both girls. and she doesn’t cuddle me the way she cuddles you.”

katsuki freezes.

“…you think?”

“bro, she lies on top of you like you’re a mattress. more than that, she like really curls in to you. no one does that platonically. that's just not a thing.”

katsuki makes another miserable groaning sound and throws himself down into the beanbag chair like he’s been wounded. he drags his hands down his face, muffling a scream into his palms.

“i don’t know anymore,” he mutters. “she calls me ‘kats’ like it’s just a nickname but then she’ll say it in that soft fuckin' voice like it’s something else. she’s always touching me and smiling and calling me cute but she does it so casually, like it’s just her being her. i don’t know what’s real. i don’t know if i’m hallucinating. i think i’m losing my goddamn mind. like, it's the tone. she goes all 'aweee, thanks kats!' in that stupid fuckin' sing-songy tone. i hate it! fucking..!” kirishima has no idea what katsuki's trying to punch to death. the air, maybe?

after watching him flop around like a dying fish for a moment, he offered gently, “why don’t you just ask her how she feels?”

katsuki sits up. furious.

he says nothing, but kirishima can tell what he's trying to say just from his look.

“well then,” kirishima shrugs. “guess you’ll just have to keep suffering.”

and katsuki does. every time you brush your fingers over his knuckles or play with his hoodie strings or grin at him from across the room with that stupid sweet look in your eyes, he suffers. quietly. dramatically.

because he wants you to mean it so badly.

but he has no idea if you do.

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WAIT WHICH ONE OF YALL WROTE ABT KATSUKI HAVING 'ALEXANDER' AS HIS 2ND NAME CZ I'VE BEEN PLAYING TOO MUCH WITH MY FRIENDS & TELLING THEM THAT I HAVE A BF NAMED ALEXANDER LMAOOOO SOME OF THEM BOUGHT IT

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a/n ; hai :3 another dad katsuki bc i love my husband!!! also check out my other works guysss hihii <33

cw ; girl dad katsuki, unnamed baby girl, TOOTH ROTTING FLUFF, not proofread

"sweet treat, mama?" I chuckle at her question, putting 3 napkin-covered cookies on the table before I sat down.

"sweet treat, baby!" I coo sweetly and booped her nose as Katsuki sat down beside me, making the little girl sit on his lap comfortably.

"Ey, patience." He says calmly, pulling the little girl's hand from revealing the cookies and starts bouncing her on his thigh to keep her entertained. I only chuckle at the sight of my loves.

"You want a sweet treat, sweet girl?" I coo at her and she nodded excitedly while looking at the napkin in front of her.

"Okay, on the count of three we'll take these off, 'kay?" Katsuki says, touching the napkin as the little girl nodded obediently.

"1..2.. NOT YET" I laughed softly when he pushed the napkin back down when she tried to pull it off immediately.

"Again, 1..2..3!"

I faked a gasp when the cookies were revealed. 1 for Katsuki, 2 for our baby, and none for me! tragic.

"Oh no!.. Mama got none.." Katsuki fakes his sadness and I pout a little to make it seem real for her.

She looked at me, the empty napkin, Katsuki's cookie, and looked up to him before her lips trembled in sadness. Katsuki and I looked at each other in shock. I put a hand over my mouth to muffle my laugh as he looked away to suppress his.

Then she started wailing.

"MAAMAAAA" she cried out to me with glossy eyes and a shaky lip, making me want to squish her with all my might.

She sniffed and.. grabbed Katsuki's cookie to.. put it on my napkin.

We both lost our shit.

Katsuki let out a loud "HAH?!" as I laughed my heart out. This wasn't what we expected to happen AT ALL.

"what about papa, hah?" Katsuki asks in fake, soft rage.

"you can get more there, papa.." she pointed at the counter where the pack of cookies sat, her crying had died down at this point. I genuinely couldn't breathe in laughter as Katsuki just looks flabbergasted.. despite that, he had a grin present as he tried to hold back his own laugh, not wanting to make the baby girl feel bad.

"But it's not fair, is it, love? You got two, papa got none. Just like how I got none earlier. What if that makes papa sad, hm?" I try to convince her.

Her lips trembled once again at the thought of his papa being the one to feel bad this time. She wiped her eyes like a big girl before putting one of her cookies on his napkin.

"Yay!" I clap softly like sharing was the biggest accomplishment in the world. Katsuki had grabbed her small hands as well to make her clap and kissed her chubby cheek in the process to cheer her up, deciding not to mess with her any further.

"You should learn to get your own cookies next time, pa." I glance at the pack of cookies on the counter.

"oh fu- buzz off!"

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a/n ; hai :3 another dad katsuki bc i love my husband!!! also check out my other works guysss hihii <33

cw ; girl dad katsuki, unnamed baby girl, TOOTH ROTTING FLUFF, not proofread

"sweet treat, mama?" I chuckle at her question, putting 3 napkin-covered cookies on the table before I sat down.

"sweet treat, baby!" I coo sweetly and booped her nose as Katsuki sat down beside me, making the little girl sit on his lap comfortably.

"Ey, patience." He says calmly, pulling the little girl's hand from revealing the cookies and starts bouncing her on his thigh to keep her entertained. I only chuckle at the sight of my loves.

"You want a sweet treat, sweet girl?" I coo at her and she nodded excitedly while looking at the napkin in front of her.

"Okay, on the count of three we'll take these off, 'kay?" Katsuki says, touching the napkin as the little girl nodded obediently.

"1..2.. NOT YET" I laughed softly when he pushed the napkin back down when she tried to pull it off immediately.

"Again, 1..2..3!"

I faked a gasp when the cookies were revealed. 1 for Katsuki, 2 for our baby, and none for me! tragic.

"Oh no!.. Mama got none.." Katsuki fakes his sadness and I pout a little to make it seem real for her.

She looked at me, the empty napkin, Katsuki's cookie, and looked up to him before her lips trembled in sadness. Katsuki and I looked at each other in shock. I put a hand over my mouth to muffle my laugh as he looked away to suppress his.

Then she started wailing.

"MAAMAAAA" she cried out to me with glossy eyes and a shaky lip, making me want to squish her with all my might.

She sniffed and.. grabbed Katsuki's cookie to.. put it on my napkin.

We both lost our shit.

Katsuki let out a loud "HAH?!" as I laughed my heart out. This wasn't what we expected to happen AT ALL.

"what about papa, hah?" Katsuki asks in fake, soft rage.

"you can get more there, papa.." she pointed at the counter where the pack of cookies sat, her crying had died down at this point. I genuinely couldn't breathe in laughter as Katsuki just looks flabbergasted.. despite that, he had a grin present as he tried to hold back his own laugh, not wanting to make the baby girl feel bad.

"But it's not fair, is it, love? You got two, papa got none. Just like how I got none earlier. What if that makes papa sad, hm?" I try to convince her.

Her lips trembled once again at the thought of his papa being the one to feel bad this time. She wiped her eyes like a big girl before putting one of her cookies on his napkin.

"Yay!" I clap softly like sharing was the biggest accomplishment in the world. Katsuki had grabbed her small hands as well to make her clap and kissed her chubby cheek in the process to cheer her up, deciding not to mess with her any further.

"You should learn to get your own cookies next time, pa." I glance at the pack of cookies on the counter.

"oh fu- buzz off!"

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I'm such a destructive & sensitive girl ??? any level of angst i consume will make me cry or even tear up at least a little bit. No matter how little the angst is present in ur fic, I WILL be making myself even more miserable with my own imagination 😭 LIKEEE ??

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a/n ; Inspired by @/trintheweirdo 's MHA skits where katsuki mostly crashes out bc of mitsuki 😭

cw ; suggestive, but overall focused on some funny stuff!

Normally, Mitsuki Bakugou wouldn't mind having you over their home. Like you always have since you and Katsuki were little kids.

But when you two started dating around senior year? She had already expected it.. Yet her eyes were on you two like a damn crow. I mean, don't get her wrong, she loves you! why wouldn't she? you were such a polite girl, always keeping her Katsuki grounded.

She seems to have like a 6th sense every time you and Katsuki are together. Like She knows damn well that teenagers who are left alone are at risk of letting those hormonal urges take over.

You two were in his room, straddling his lap as he slowly kissed and nipped at your jaw. Sensual, slow, loving.. it felt like it was all you needed in life at the moment.

"KATSUKI" his mother called from downstairs. He pulled away from your neck with a groan before answering begrudgingly.

"WHAT? YOU'RE STILL HERE?!"

"TAKE THE TRASH OUT, IT'S MAKING THE KITCHEN STINK. I AIN'T GONNA GO WORK MY ASS OFF AND PAY FOR THIS HOUSE IF YOU'RE GONNA KEEP IT DIRTY IN HERE."

He gently moved you off his lap while grumbling about how 'she could've done it herself'. You couldn't help but pout to yourself either, but you chuckled softly 'cause you knew once Mitsuki asks him to do something, he WILL do it despite his reluctance.

When he came back, he immediately wanted to make up for lost time (5 minutes.. 💀) , sliding a hand up your waist and whispered a deep 'where were we?' as he kissed your jaw once again. You giggle and push his hand away, telling him to wait a few more minutes to make sure Mitsuki got out for work.

"KATSUKI"

"WHAAAATTT?!" he yelled back, almost as if he's crashing out.

"CLEAN THE SINK"

"IT'S ONE SPOON AND A MUG"

"DROP THE ATTITUDE AND GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE!"

You pat his shoulder comfortingly while holding back a laugh. It was always fun to see Katsuki on the verge of crashing out over something that isn't that deep. The poor boy was probably pent up by now. And when he came back, he didn't even bother anymore. He sat beside me with crossed arms and a frown like you were the one who caused him his misery.. you snort at his attitude and fix myself, seems like he's not in the mood anymore.

"'s not funny."

"it kinda is.." you kiss his cheek.

"Katsuki" Mitsuki called out once more, outside his bedroom door this time as she knocked before entering.

"[Name]'s mom called, said she needed the sweet thing to help with something. Why don't 'ya drop her home, yeah? I'm off to work. Don't do anything stupid! Bye [Name]!" She waved to you before slamming the door.

you simply waved back and smiled, hardly containing your laugh when his cheeks were about to blow. How adorable.

"Hm.. so we walking or we using your car?" you asked teasingly.

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What it's all about ☆*: .｡. — k.bkg

a/n : HI GIYS AHHH ITS BEEN A WHILE & I MISSED WRITINGGGG SO IM FEEDING YALL TODAY. SORRY IF IT'S BUT RUSTY, IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I'VE WRITTEN A WHOLE FIC 😢

cw : u & kats have an unnamed baby girl, pure fluff, he's cringe (affectionately)(he's js being loving), not proofread 💔 & ooc kats.. 🙁

YOUR POV

It was now an hour past her bedtime, I tried to get her to bed at a reasonable hour, I really did. But how could someone reject my sweetheart, asking to stay up and wait for daddy to get home? not me, for sure.

It's been such a long day

With all the noise caused by the bundle of joy, the toys on the floor.. starting to think this is even more exhausting than my actual job.. jokingly, of course. Either way, I wouldn't have complained. My baby was just so excited to have her mommy around since it's my day off work after all.

Right now, its quiet, suspiciously quiet. No giggles, no sounds of waddling around, no continuous calls and coos of "mama" for no reason? huh. I was just gone for a minute to pee.

I followed the sound of rustles, which led me to my shared bedroom with Katsuki. Only to see my baby girl standing on a chair, rummaging through my makeup bag as she faced the vanity mirror in her pink tutu. I didn't utter a word, no, simply watched and held back a giggle at her for smearing the lip balm all over her mouth, followed by my.. ysl.. lipstick.. that I'd just bought.. Oh dear.

"Hey!" I sneak behind her back and put an arm around her while tickling her side.

"Mama!" She squealed while giggling.

"Whatcha doin' huh? being a naughty brat?" I giggled with her and kissed her cheek multiple times to distract her from my makeup, making her cry out a hearty laugh that I didn't even hear the door open.

KATSUKI'S POV

Shit.

Just absolute shit.. is what I would describe how this day went.

Why are people so fucking stupid? The amount of work I had to do today just because people didn't know how to do their fucking jobs were just, well, shit. Had better things to do than waste my time with people like that! Like spending time with my girls. This is just stupid, everything's just droppin' on my shoulder all at once.

"I'm home." I grumble as I take my shoes off, dropping my bag wherever as I take a mental note to clean up after myself later before my wife obliterates me.

No answer.

Fuckin' brat would be running to me by now.. And my woman would've been nagging her ass off about my stuff on the ground.

"Mama!" I hear a squeal. Hah!

I tiredly got up the stairs to see what they were up to. It's late anyway, and the little girl should be sleeping by now.

I followed where the sound came from and It led me to our bedroom. I sigh and take a look, my forehead relaxing all of the sudden.

There they were, my 2 girls, laughing their hearts out as they engulfed themselves in each other's love.

And suddenly, it all made sense.

This is what it's all about.

I live through shitty days, through hell, through hardships, and never give up. Just to end my day with these beautiful moments in life, with the most important people in my heart. Eugh, that's pretty disgusting, but I was never known to be a liar.

I grin and surprise them with a roar-like laugh to mimic a monster, making them scream and laugh in surprise.

"Katsuki!" My beautiful wife groaned but laughed softly regardless. Followed by my little bundle of joy, who calls out to me excitedly.

"Papa!" Her eyes shined like I was the greatest thing she'd seen in her 3 years of living and reached out for me to carry her, which I did.

"Hmph. Why are 'ya up ha? way past your bedtime." I say, pretending to be mad as [Name] kissed my cheek, radiating a warm welcome back home. The little girl shrugged and pointed at her mama, making her gasp in betrayal.

"We're pointing fingers now, ha? Who asked to stay up and wait for papa?" She teased and tickled her lightly once again and both laughed in delight.

Suddenly my battery is charged, by everlasting laughter that carries love across every corner of our home. This is what it's all about. :)

"Hey, where'd u drop your bag?" Oops.