shezza-n-jim

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Did you miss us?

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Thanks for the tag @jawnn-watson

hot or cold showers // texting or calling // earbuds or headphones // paperback or hard cover // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock // blue or green // sunsets or sunrise // tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas // gold or silver // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple // chocolate or sour sweets // deodorant or perfume // drive in movie theater or cinema // pastel colours or neutral earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future

Gonna tag: @jakelockleyscarino @helloliriels @calesviewpoint (if any of you wanna do this)

Thanks for the tag :)

hot or cold showers // texting or calling // earbuds or headphones // paperback or hard cover // matte or gel // 12 hour clock or 24 hour clock //blue or green //sunsets or sunrise //tulips or orchids // candle light or moonlight // sci-fi or horror // pen or pencil // pandas or koalas // gold or silver // sneakers or boots // denim jacket or leather jacket // pink or purple // chocolate or sour sweets // deodorant or perfume // drive in movie theatre or cinema // pastel colours or neutral earth tones // lemonade or fruit juice // past or future

Tagging: @arsonchaoschild @peanutbuttaz @probablyadinosaur @l3monivy and anyone else who wants to do it:)

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Moriarty : I watch Glee as the kids fight to death

Mycroft : I watch Glee as the cake is delivered for me

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Sherlock: Go start your millionth diet trend. Eat a tide pod or something. I don't care

John: Your brother was right, you don't need to be on social media

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Mycroft: I can't have my main character moment when there's PEOPLE, SHERLOCK

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Sherlock explaining the fall to John: Moriarty said think fast then shot himself

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John: just as the sun sets... Below the tree line... I am no longer allowed to form my own thoughts

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Sherlock high off his tits: I asked for my drugs medium rare!

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Sebastian: Jim! Jim! I just got shot in the shoulder! Isn't that cool? Now please be a good boss and help me.

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Jim, to Sherlock: Sorry, mate, don't care, don't remember asking. What, you gonna cry now? Huh, you walking encyclopedia? Awww look at baby man go. Does it LOOK LIKE I GIVE A DAMN?

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Eurus: Hypothetically, yes I did stab that man but it was in self defense! He looked at me funny.

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Mycroft: Lestrade, if I were to... Hypothetically... Force you to go on a date with me because I'm lonely and Sherlock is picking on me because I don't know how to have a proper relationship?

Lestrade:

Mycroft: Please love me?

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Introduction

Blog overview:

Welcome to Hypothetically - a BBC Sherlock incorrect quote blog. All of these quotes have been created by two idiots who talk too much about this show: Shezza and Jim (oddly enough these are nicknames that stuck in real life).

We try and stick to a schedule of a quote a week - Friday 3pm PST, Friday 6pm est, Friday 11pm gmt

Asks and technicalities:

Please feel free to leave any asks for quote prompt suggestions, if you want to be tagged when we upload or anything else.

Shezza is the one who manages the blog so he's the one who will deal with any issues/asks/recommendations. If you want Jim to react to an ask, please specifically state that (he'd love to chat).

Tags:

#hypothetically - Our main thing is centered around the word hypothetically so any quotes featuring our main prompt will be tagged as this.

#not a quote - If you don't want to see things that aren't quotes (mostly tag games), please block this tag.

Note: this is a side blog so we can't follow anyone (although we'd love to)

That said, enjoy our broken humour!

- Shezza and Jim

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Lestrade: Sherlock, are you hypothetically friends with this weird dude?

Sherlock: Hypothetically, absolutely not.

Jim, on a phone call with Lestrade: WE ARE HYPOTHETICAL BEST FRIENDS!

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John: Here in Britain, we call aquariums splishy splashy piddle tanks.

Sherlock: That's just you, John.

John: Pretty sure someone out there says it.

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A week later.

Sherlock: What the hell is going on? John, you go to therapy, be my therapist. What am I witnessing?! This is so much more confusing than the elephant in the room, why would Lestrade be with my brother?!

Mycroft: I think I'm hallucinating! I think I'm on drugs! John and Sherlock are kissing?! Where's the bleach? I need therapy!

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Jim: I'm an asset to society. They all need me because if I'm gone, the world dies! Now, where's the choccie milk?