#greg lestrade

[fatalisticme]

im picking them up and playing with them like polly pockets

[barachiki]

It's a beach day, you could at least be excited about it...

[rabiessnail]

please somebody write a story where greg and mycroft are married but whilst on an arrest greg gets injured & put in a medical coma to keep him safe

when he wakes up mycroft is beside him--the doctors said gregs memory would be temporarly gone whilst he recovered but now greg wont stop hitting on mycroft and its getting to the stage were its increasingly difficult to keep a straight face when talking about medication

"owch hey mister cute umbrella can u move the pillow abit:)??"

*mycroft fixes pillow inches away from gregs face*

greg: *whistles* "i'd kiss u so hard right now if i didn't have six broken ribs, a punctured lung + a fractured hip."

myc : gregory your parents are in the room

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mycroft: ah- the doctors have given me some more pills, these ones are a bit large so hopefully you wont have much trouble swallowing them"

greg: *takes a look* nah its fine im good a swallowing....uhhh big things *wiggles eyebrows half asleep* geddit

mycroft: gregory MY parents are in the room

[thegreatmousebafoon]

Sherlock: (drinks a full bottle of water)

John: … Did you just…? Did you actually… you- YOU JUST DRANK WATER?!

Sherlock: … Yes? This surprises you-?

John: OH MY GOD! YES! LETS GO- THIS IS A WIN! A STEP IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION! MRS. HUDSON!!!

Mrs. H: ( from downstairs ) YES, DEAR?

John: SHERLOCK JUST DRANK WATER!!!

Mrs. H: WHAT?! NOT TEA OR-

Sherlock: NO- I- WATER! I DRANK WATER! What is wrong with you lot-

John: Oh my God- I have to tell Greg-

Sherlock: Greg? Who-

John: ( on the phone ) SHHH. Greg. Get over here.

Greg: Is something wrong? Are you and Sherlock ok-

John: I just watched Sherlock finish a bottle of water.

Greg: … You’re pranking me. He’s snickering in the background isn’t he-?

John: Nope. Rally the troops. Have Molly pick up a cake- he loves those-

Sherlock: I’m still here you know-

John: SSHHH Sherlock. The adults are planning a party.

Sherlock: … Because I drank water?

John: Yes.

Sherlock: ….

John: ….

Sherlock: … Are you trying to psychologically condition me, Doctor Watson?

John: …. Is it working?

Sherlock: … What flavor cake?

John: Chocolate.

Sherlock: Then yes. Throw in some coffee flavored ice cream and I’ll eat a full meal instead of just nibbling at one.

John: DEAL! DEAL- 100% YOU’VE GOT A DEAL!

[sh6rlockholmes]

them.

[221bnassau]

Lestrade's face when Sherlock says his name correctly for the first time in the series... screaming and crying.

[iwmflbb]

[dragontempmisery]

I kinda binge watched bbc sherlock a little bit ago and I will never be the same I ship johnlock so hard now sherlock was hilarious and sad and sassy and the right amount of crazy and john was johning in all the ways he could im so late to this fandom but I love it with all of my heart

[bluebellinbakerstreet]

Sherlock "I don't have a heart" Holmes

[bluebellofbakerstreet]

Regency Romantic Writer's Club. John is writing epic adventures; Sherlock is writing emo poetry; Molly is inventing science fiction.

[fatalisticme]

bbc sherlock hyperfixation in 2025 😔

[gayfurbyboi]

Sherlock guessing Lestrade's name

poor Godfrey Lestrade

[smarthily]

For @sherlockchallenge​​ June prompt JOKE

[chazchaschad]

Happy reichenbach falls day guys

[thegreatmousebafoon]

John: IM AS STRAIGHT AS ANY ONE OF YOU!

Sherlock: ( has been in love with John since like- forever. ) … um… well…

Mrs. Hudson: ( took getting married to a maniac to learn it but damn did she enjoy being a lesbian while she could ) …. Um- yeah- about that-

Greg: ( do I even need to explain? ) … yeah bud- this is not going how you think.

John: oh come on. There’s no way- ( gets a text )

‘No one in that apartment is straight. I’m not even there and I’m not straight. -MH’

John: … You have got to be kidding me.

Sherlock: ( text alert noise, you know the one )

John: Oh… my God….

Sherlock: …Irene wants me to remind you she’s also gay. And that she bugged my skull- MY SKULL?!

[nowaygraham]

finally watching Sherlock for the first time fully expecting queerbait but there's not even a single little teeny tiny straight explanation to them