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Big Bad Wolf; Rise and Shine

Rachel stirred with a slight pain running from the back of her neck to the top of her head. She rubbed at her eyes trying wake fully. Wait, when did she get into bed? She threw the blankets back noting the hallway light shining underneath the door, “Did I leave the lights on?” Her toes landed into her... fuzzy slippers; where did these even come from? Rachel went to scratch her head when she noticed a nice neat braid running down her back; she traced the tail of it over her shoulder. Was she dreaming, she stopped braiding her hair like this ages ago? Rachel’s eyes focused on her bare legs. “My pants, what happened to my pants?!” Her hands patted over her current attire; an oversized grey hoodie with nothing else underneath. The hoodie was foreign; all of the pieces started to click, someone was in her house and...cooking? *Sniff, Sniff*....Mac & cheese? Was it him, that campus freak preying on women? Rachel placed a hand underneath her bed’s frame and grabbed the knife that rested there, she paused for the briefest of moments. “Too messy.” She thought, her hand placed it back.

With Her head pressed gently against the door’s frame she listened, the only noise she could was water running; were they doing dishes? Calm hands wedged the door open as she glided down the hall, she stepped past the creaky floor board and held her breath. Whoever was in there with her was completely unbothered, “All the better for me, I suppose.” Rachel ducked behind the half wall blocking her from the kitchen and it’s inhabitant, she stretched her fingers in anticipation before taking one final deep breath. Rachel broke out into a silent run; the assailant was drying a skillet with her hot orange dish towel. Just as she approached, the stranger turned to face her; Rachel wasted no time in sweeping his feet out from beneath him. The intruder landed with a loud thud, the pan landing a few inches from his head. He struggled to make heads of what was happening, once he started to stand up he slipped on more suds. “Rache, it’s m-“, Rachel let go of the back of the intruder’s shirt collar, and froze. He rolled over to look at Rachel but her foot landed squarely on his chest. “Jin...Jinyoung?” Rachel blinked taking him in, he laid with his hands held up; his back was still flat against the floor. “Uh, hey....do you, you know...want to get off of me?” Jinyoung said scooting to his feet. “Get out. You’re not welcomed here.” Rachel said heading to the door. “I’m not going anywhere, brat.” Jinyoung dusted his pants and grabbed the pan; he put the skillet back into the water. Rachel stomped her foot and slammed the door. “Out. Now.” Jinyoung glanced over his shoulder and dried the pan yet again. “I’m. Not. Leaving. Brat. You have a cold and you still need to eat, I’ve already given you your bath.” Jinyoung smirked at himself knowing good and well that last statement would probably cost him his head. “Come again....did you pick my lock? You know that’s breaking and entering right? I almost grabbed my knife idiot. Who’s hoodie is this?” Rachel pulled at the hem and frowned. “As bright as always, nice to know some things never change. You should be saying thank you.” Jinyoung tossed the dish towel on the counter and rested his hands across it. “For what!?” Rachel said stepping to him. “The hoodie is mine, you always slept better in my clothes. I finished your thesis, doctored you back to health and cooked your favorite snack; Mac & cheese.” Jinyoung folded his arms and cocked his brow. “My paper?! I have to send it, wait what time is it?! Oh god, it’s past due!!” Rachel rushed to grab her laptop as Jinyoung caught her wrist. “Look at me, I said it’s done love; I told your professors that you’d be out sick for a couple of days. I even got you a doctors note....courtesy of your brother.” Rachel snatched her hand away, “Don’t call me that, you know I hate it. I’m not saying thank you, I can handle myself.” Jinyoung grimaced a bit, “I know love, I just can’t help myself.” Rachel punched his chest, “Don’t, don’t pretend like you care now.” Rachel allowed herself to drink him in, he was somehow even more handsome. His bangs sat tossed back and neatly above his ears, his shoulders had gotten a bit wider. His lips were slightly wet from his tongue tracing them, she hated to admit it but she missed the way it taste. “But, you know that’s not true Rache, I-“ Rachel shoved him hard. Not once not twice but three times, until he was backed against the door. “Out, OUT, OUT!!!” Tears welled in her eyes but she refused to let them fall or for him to see. She turned her back and waited for the door to click close....and then it did. Jinyoung stood outside in the cold, his heart felt warmer than it had in months; she was finally back in good health, he couldn’t ask for much more.

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Breaking and Entering

The salty wind licked Nessie’s face as she looked over the vast sea. They had been sailing for months now in hunt of vulnerable ships, yet she never tired of the overwhelming emptiness of the horizon or the thrill of knowing that a slight miscalculation of the stars could have them lost at sea for the rest of their shortened lives. 

“Hey Loch Nessie! Aren’t you supposed to be keeping watch? Were you going to mention that ship not 5 nautical miles from us? Or am I supposed to do your job as well as mine?” 

Nessie felt the hairs on her neck stand up. She knew Rocky didn’t mean anything by it, but boy did that girl try her patience sometimes.

“Ship ahead! All hands on deck! Prepare the cannons!” Nessie brought out her telescope to better chart the location of the vulnerable cargo ship. As was typical, the crew appeared to be all male and too cocky. They failed to exercise the least bit of caution against pirate ships, neglecting even to keep a diligent watch for other ships. As she peered at their lookout, she saw a dozing, lanky form using the bird’s nest to catch up on needed sleep. This boat was easy pickings; with any luck, they could stop at the next port and be set for another month or two on land. 

“Shake your garters ladies! We’ve got low hanging fruit! Due Northwest!” 

Tabitha immediately perked her ears at the last command and began the appropriate turns at the helm. The other girls had all had their try with the ships navigation, and they had been lost to see exactly 6 times. Four of which could be traced back to Kihoko. Sometimes Tabitha wondered how this motley crew accomplished anything before hers were a hand on deck. 

“Kihoko? Shall we proceed with ramming or the cannons?” 

Kihoko raised the corner of her lip. ‘You know I’ve always been partial to the ram. The thrill that comes with the grappling hooks afterwords just cant be beat. Aim for their starboard bow. We’ll hook and enter from port while they attempt to repair the damage.”

All the girls grabbed their hooks and harnessed themselves to the ship, just in time for the jarring lurch as the two ships made contact. Kihoko raised her hand for the announcement.

“On my count ladies, we’ll do the swaying grasshopper like always. Nessie, you enter the bowels and find the loot. We’ll take care of business in the captains corridors. Okay, 1…..2…..3….JUMP!”

They all hooked the target ship and began the descent onto its unsuspecting deck. All except Rocky that is; she was still tangled in her harness. “Go on without me! I’ll catch up in a flash!”

Nessie felt the tickle in her air as she flew above the ocean onto the enemy ship. Nothing quite matched the thrill of boarding a boat, knowing that within minutes the precious cargo would be hers and the crew would be left in shambles. Sometimes she felt guilty over her work, but mostly she was grateful for the job and friends that were more like family. 

As her feet hit wood, Nessie went into action. Upon a cursory scan, she found the entrance to the ships unders almost immediately. Thats where anything valuable would be, and therefore thats where she needed to be. Trusting her crew to take care of the rest, Nessie made a mad dash for the wooden door, knife in hand and ears alert. The last thing she needed was a surprise attack from the incompetent staff on this ship. 

Nessie did another quick scan before opening the latch, and then began her descent into the darkness of the intestines of the ship. She was used to the darkness, but this was something else entirely. Within seconds, it was so dark she couldn’t hear herself or breathe. Chest out and courage on display, Nessie continued downwards. With any luck her eyes would soon adjust, but as of yet there seemed scarcely any chance of that. 

As she reached what she assumed was nearing the bottom, Nessie noted a change in the texture of the wall she had been following. Suddenly the stone felt rough and scratchy, almost like cotton. 

“Man, I asked for some company captain, not a feel down. What’s up with the touchiness? I know you missed me but geez.” 

Nessie’s heart dropped and her knife raised to the man’s throat.

“Geez, is this because I didn’t put out? What gives shownu? And when did you get so short?”

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Part 5: Sleeping Arrangments

By the time they arrived at Summer’s home, both human and angel were exhausted. Thinking of nothing but her soak and warm, cozy bed, Summer was stopped in her tracks at the threshold of her house when another thought occurred to her: where would IT sleep?

Looking behind her, she saw Khaniel pawing the dirt with his toe and avoiding eye contact; the same thought had just occurred to him. Actually, he didn’t need sleep but he didn’t think telling Summer that would be a great idea. Based on the previous experiences of only one day, the slave driver would probably force him to work through the night in order to earn the magnificent privilege of coaching her. No, this was something he should keep to himself. 

“Well,” Summer braved, “I guess you have to sleep somewhere.” 

“Yes, I definitely do. Sleep is a thing I love and that all angels require. I, as an angel, require sleep and lots of it.” Khaniel could feel his pits dampen. Hopefully she was buying it. 

“Well don’t think you’ll be sharing a bed with me! I know you think all humans want to sleep with you, but my home is closed for business! Hmmmmm, I suppose you could sleep on the floor….” At that Summers eyes glanced across her farm and landed on the barn. “Or…”

Her lips widened into the grin Khaniel had already begun to recognize meant trouble. 

“Are you allergic to hay, or righteous one of the black wings?”

Khaniel turned his nose up. “I, as a perfect being, have none of these allergies your frail humans ail from. But I also will not be sleeping with livestock.”

“You’ll be sleeping with livestock or you’ll be sleeping outside. And, is that a rain cloud I see? Man, I’d hate to sleep in that.” Summer’s eyes sparkled. 

“Fine, but I want you finest quil..” Before the words were out of his mouth Khaniel was face smacked with a stained pillow and a smelly blanket. 

“Here, this is what the livestock use. You’ll want to fit in. Although, unlike you my livestock aren’t free loaders. Because what you did today isn’t considered work in the human world. Night O Mighty Exalted One of the Mud Wings.”

As the door slammed in his face, Khaniel’s face turned bright red. How dare that peasant creature speak to him thus. Even the highest angel never talked so disrespectfully. But he supposed if he ever wanted out of this wasteland called earth and back to heaven, he might as well keep his mouth shut. He could torment her for the rest of her life after his wings were white again. 

Dragging the quilt behind him, Khaniel trudged to the barn. AS he entered his nose was assaulted with the smell of hay and manure, along with some scents he didn’t want to name or recognize.  Moving as far away from the animal stalls as possible, Khaniel laid the stained blanket down. And sat. 

And waited.

And thought. 

And the more he thought, the angrier he became. 

And the angrier he became, the more he wants revenge. 

Hours passed like this before he could hold it in no longer. He must do something. Summer couldn’t be allowed to treat him like this. 

Storming to the house, he caught sight of her bedroom window. And in it he saw her curled up in the fetal position on her bed, arms wrapped around a pillow. Without the worries of the day, her face looked so peaceful and kind. In fact, there was almost a glow around her. He stood there, transfixed, until he lost all account of time. After what must have been hours but felt like seconds,  the sun began to rise and he saw her stir. Quick as lightning, he ran to the barn, leaving  floating black feathers in the air. He always had tomorrow to get his revenge. This was just an informational expedition and thats why he didn’t attack. Or so he told himself so often that day he almost began to believe it.

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a baby…

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Once Upon a Sea; PT 4

Liam blinked, he couldn’t quite understand what was happening. Warm lips moved softly over his and his eyes fought to stay open. His hand glided curiously over the beautiful woman’s hips......”What is this?” He whispered, not really to anyone but to himself; he figured no answer would suffice as he was obviously dreaming. “Hmm?” Nimbus stopped kissing her human, she wasn’t able to explain the loss that sat in her stomach. Liam sat up and grasped her arms, he wanted to get a good look at his surroundings. Her smile never faltered nor her eyes. No doubt was this woman lovely, the kind of beauty that could blind or cause the blind to see; his heart skipped a beat...maybe two. Her smile sat prettily beneath her high cheekbones, her hair laid in cascading orange waves; such a fierce color he thought. Her eyes were green and starring into his soul, she tilted her head all the way to the left catching hints of the sun, sparks of copper glittered and danced around her iris. “Who...who are you?” Liam spoke gently, afraid that this moment would disappear if he was too brash. “Hello human, my name is Nimbus and I come from the sea.” Liam froze as her nose almost touched his, her eyes were willing him to understand. “Human? That’s a first, I’ve been called several things but never that.” Liam smiled, “Nice to meet you Nimbus. Are you a sailer too?” He stuck his hand out to shake her hand, when he noticed her full appearance. Her breast were covered in bright green seashells? Was this a local custom, Liam willed himself not to look but, a man is only a man; the shells were outlined with several pearls, the attire cupped her tight and her breasts were suddenly spilling over in his mind. He turned his head for some piece of mind however Nimbus wasn’t having it. “Human Liam, are you ill?” Nimbus climbed into his lap and pushed him into the wooden dock with a thud, her ear rested on his chest. “You’re heart is beating so fast, human what’s ailing you?” Liam’s face was as bright as her hair, from this angle he was able to see the rest of her. She sat on her knees right between his legs with her chin on his chest. Liam skimmed over the expanse of her back and noted her hind end sat round and completely exposed; Liam panicked and scooted out from underneath her. “Why, wh-ere are your clothes?” Liam tried to shield his eyes from the beautiful being laying before him. “Are you a succubus? Prying on men while they sleep?” Nimbus was confused, her human seemed alarmed. “I’m not a succubus, I’m a mermaid.” Nimbus went to kick her fins when she realized her lower half felt weird. Her body felt extra heavy, she looked down and saw a pair of legs that were foreign to her. “AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!”

Nimbus screamed in total disbelief, “It worked- the kiss wor-“, Liam covered her mouth with his hand. Her screaming would surely make someone think he was being anything but a gentlemen, “SHH! Are you trying to get me hung!?” He was panting from his sudden movements. Liam locked eyes with her as her chest rose and fell quickly. He become hyper aware and shuffled out of his shirt. “Here put this on.”

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Once Upon a Time at Sea, PT 3

Liam found the perfect spot to sit and soak his feet. His boots laid abandoned further behind him. The current was consistent, it’s sound was causing Liam’s eyes to become heavy. Not to mention the wind was whispering in his ears; not too loud but ever so softly. A big yawn wracked through his body, he wouldn’t hold out much longer. He knew he should be sketching, he knew should be hunting more art supplies at the market but; gosh darn it, it was a beautiful day to relax. Liam plopped his sketchbook over his face, a quick nap couldn’t hurt.~

“Princess, is...is that him?” Nix said holding hands with her friend, she wasn’t very confident about the whole situation. “Yes, that’s my human; isn’t he magnificent? His heart is begging me to seek him, I’ve never heard it this loud before.” The two floated just below the surface, neither one of them dared to move. Nimbus had traveled so far, there was no way she was turning back now, “His feet look....large?” Nimbus said inching closer to his toes, the sea caressed and licked his skin. “Have you ever seen feet this close; what if his toes do not number correctly?” Nix said starting to panic at her friends eyes, her curious spark had been ignited. “Will you stop, I’m looking upon his face today Nix.” Nimbus swam to the surface and and gently poked her head out, the water stopped just under her eyes, her orange hair clung to her. The sun was warm, it’s direct contact was foreign but not unwelcome. “There he is.” Nimbus quietly shortened the distance, she still couldn’t see his face. She made her way to the side of the dock and held her breath. He wasn’t moving, something laid atop his face? She gulped. “Is he alive? Why isn’t he moving?” Nix said talking through their shared telepathy, “I think this is what humans call resting or sleep?” She let her hands touch the wood and slightly pulled herself up, “PRINCESS, YOU MUSN’T!”

Nimbus looked upon him, his hand laid across his chest. She smiled at how large they appeared; he looked to be tall even for merman standards. Before she realized it she was tracing over his fingers, she was right he was soft. She supposed she should be afraid but, there was something- no the universe was pulling her to him. A small noise came from his mouth, “m..milk please.” Her ears perked up, “Milk?” Was he awake? Nimbus braced herself and reached for the object covering his face, she removed it gently. “By the gods.” He was stunning. His skin was beautiful, a hint of pink rested on his cheeks along with his long lashes. He looked like he belonged in the heavens, he apparently was a long way from home. Nimbus ran a finger over his cheek and his mouth opened into a slight pout. Cute. She leaned closer to get a better look when, a giant droplet of water smacked his forehead; her hair was still dripping wet. His eyes fluttered open and tried to focus on what was before him. A beautiful woman smiled back, she was wet and her hair a fiery orange. She didn’t look of this world, too beautiful to surely to be real, her giant green eyes blinked down at him; he couldn’t look away. Her smile reached her eyes and he realized that he couldn’t look away even if he tried, the apple of her cheeks just accentuated her features. Soft fingers caressed his face as she drew closer to his, ahhh- I must be dreaming he thought. Before he knew it her lips were on his, hesitant but firm. “What a pleasant dream”, he smiled into the kiss and placed a hand on her.....hips.....?...! Wait....what is that?

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Once Upon a Time at Sea, PT 2

Port Royal was hot. The kind of hot that makes you sweat even when you’re sitting or standing still. Liam swiped at the base of his neck, his hair laid heavy against him. “Hey get up.” Liam nudged his friend beside him, “Are you kidding? I’ve been up this whole time, it’s too hot to sleep.” Kint sat up up stretching his neck, he spared Liam a glance. “What is it?” Liam stood and grabbed the rail, “dolphins, It’s the same family that followed us from last port too!” Kint scoffed at his hopelessly romantic friend, his eyes sparkled with such a blossoming youth. “You’re familiar with Poseidon, right? I wonder if these are the same dolphins he sent after Amphitrite?” Liam looked back over the rail as the animals splashed one another. “Dolphins that follow ships are actually guiding lovers to one another, they ensure the ship doesn’t get lost or side tracked. That’s why Poseidon even gave them a constellation, they’re such smart and dependable creatures.” Liam glanced over his shoulder at his friend. “Geez, you’re such a romantic. I’m telling you now if a woman breaks your heart you’ll never recover. Take it from me, whoever the dolphins are trying bring together is better off on their own.” Kint said erasing the thought from his mind, he dusted his pants and straighten his shirt. “Im headed to the cabins for a bit.” Liam gave him a faint nod of acknowledgement, whoever broke his heart must have ate it too.

Liam couldn’t take his eyes off of the ocean, this regions water was such a pretty shade of blues. The fish seemed to be as vibrant as all the greenery surrounding the land. The water was so clear he could practically see to the bottom in certain areas; all he wanted to do was take a swim and hopefully cool down some. The captain made an order to slow the boats speed and he knew they were close, he’d seen ship after ship passing them to leave or coasting beside them. He’d heard a lot about Port Royal, how one in every 4 buildings was either a brothel or bar. “I guess it didn’t get the nickname, ‘Wickedest city on earth’ for nothing.” This was most definitely a major pirate town; pirates from all over would come here to seek refuge or just to forget their woes. A giant brig with a black flag rang it’s bell and started to sing. Liam squinted harder to make out what was on the flag....was that a skull? Two swords? Hmmm...interesting, he took to his notebook to do a quick sketch of the rowdy ship.

The men started to unload their goods, the docks were littered with men of every nation. Some men were fully dressed, while others not so much. One thing that every passerby had in common was a really large weapon and an tall picture of rum. Liam could smell the stench on every gentleman he passed. Once Captain Nu was satisfied with the necessity of his crew, the majority of them were dismissed for a few hours. Liam made his was down the beach for a bit of exploring. He took off his hat and ran a hand through his sweaty bangs, they stayed in place due to all the moisture. He dropped the suspenders off of his shoulders and unbuttoned his linen blouse, the faint breeze hit his light sprinkle of chest hair and he felt immediate relief. “Hey big boy, where are you headed?” A woman with fiery red hair asked, her bosoms practically busting the buttons on her blouse. “Ah, who me?” Liam said rubbing the back of his neck with a blush racing across his cheeks. He struggled to meet her eyes. “Yes you cutie, did you want to take this old woman for a ride? I’ll give you the first hour free.” Liam coughed a response, “ugh, ahem- thank you but, I have plans; enjoy your day ma’am.” Liam bowed and raced down the docks until the coast was clear.

“Princess, we shouldn’t be here. You’re father will have our fins if he finds out!” Nix said trying to appeal to her friend. “Well I suppose father doesn’t need to know.” Nimbus said swimming after her dolphins. “Princess, your father’s reach spands every ocean, nothing is hidden from him. Have you even been to the surface?” Nimbus smiled and looked at her right hand, “I haven’t and nor have you; I’ve heard nothing but this humans heartbeat for the last 12 days, I have to have a look.” She held onto Nix’s hand, “I have you with me; I’d never jeopardize either one of us.” Nix sighed, she wasn’t able to tell her no.

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Kihyun sounds like a deflating balloon 🎈😆😂

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🐰: My glasses have fogged up. I should remove them.

🐰: *wipes lenses with thumbs*

This dork! I love Wonho with glasses 🤓😆😂😂

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Ewout Pahud de Mortanges

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lee "thirst trap king" hoseok

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runway7

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Wonho needs to post this video ASAP! 😍🔥💪