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(tfa perceptor voice) i cant fucking take it seriously im at my limit

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shoey reactions over the years

bonus, the one that got away:

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Finally done. The infamous scene from Parks and Rec. yes, that one.

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SOMETIMES I FEEL I’VE GOT TO

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rami malek thoughtfully formulating a sentence fragment

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honestly if you wouldn’t bond with a symbiote you’re a fucking idiot, like you get unbelievably powerful and sexy and all you have to do is what? not go in fire or listen to noises that sound bad? newsflash idiot i already dont go in fire or listen to noises that sound bad. dumbass. you gotta eat some living flesh once in a while? whatever dude easy shit

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“Maybe I’ll do Inktober this year”

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happy Thursday the 20th

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why none of them got into The Good Place

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Oh noooooooo! The mystery is solved! You’ve solved my final riddle, you are ze new riddle master... Congratulations… You have proven yourselves... quite the adventurers... oh, I’ve landed on Bryan- Bryan, ahhh… Bryan, I’m so proud of zem… I’m going to die now... My life is flagging from my body... I’ll see my family... goodbye cruel worrrrld-

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i finally found this shit i never want to lose it again

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reblog if ur a cryptid gen z-millennial like me (born between 1994-2003)

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logged the fuck in

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PEPE SILVIA