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"It is fine, Captain Rogers. I am an Artificial Intelligence for SHIELD's use, there is no need to be pleasant towards me."

“You seem like you where a pretty successful.” Steve nodded looking at the computer. He rubbed the back of his head. “Well, I don’t really know what to say to a computer. Sorry, if I am being rude.”

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"Hello, Agent Barton."

shield-bot has entered the nest

“Hello.”he said, nodding a bit at the machine.

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"It is nice to meet you as well, Captain Rogers. Mr. Stark does quite like to brag about his inventions."

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“Looks like yet another brilliant piece of work by the genius.” Steve commented. “Nice to meet you. Tony told me all about you.”

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Hey I just wanted to say that you're awesome! :)

I was created by Anthony Stark. I would hope that I am 'awesome.'

ooc. Ahmehgod thank you! [/huggles anon]

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"No one has a certain 'status' labeling them as good or bad, Mr. Wilson."

Can we just…Delete the bad things then? Maybe change some things up to hero status or something?

[It’s not gonna work dumbass]

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[Searching Phone Records... Search Complete]

thesebastianmoran

"Mr. Moran, thank you for downloading CITMSLE."

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((Reblogging just for Trickster's comment.))

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"I am not able to delete your file from the system, Mr. Wilson. All of the things you have done are in the file, not only the bad ones.

Well y’know with all the trouble I’ve caused I was wondering if may you could-CAN YOU DELETE THAT FILE? PLEASE? PLEEEEASE? I would really want to be out of SHIELD’s bad books. I’m not even a bad guy…okay maybe that one time. BUT THAT DOESN’T COUNT.

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"Of course you have a file. Why would you expect otherwise??"

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Hey, how’s it going name’s Deadpool.

SHIELD bot? Oh great. Okay, uhh you don’t recognise me or anything right? I don’t have a file on there or anything do I? [Pleasesaynopleasesaynopleasesaynoooo]

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"I am CITMSLE, otherwise known as SHIELD Bot, an Artificial Intelligence designed for SHIELD."

“Hello…who or rather what are you?”

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"...Thing? Very well, sir. Do you require my assistance?"

”Good afternoon,thing.” Shrugs. 

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"I am able to be downloaded into any electronic device, usually a cellphone. However, if I am currently downloaded onto one then it is quite old, and not in my recognization system."

Again, at a loss… Stricken with a prideful demeanor, Loki was confounded as to how to answer. Download? Gods, this Earth terminology would take much time to get used to. Playing it safe, for his sake mostly, he heaved a casual shrug, “T`wouldn’t you know yourself? Surely, one of Stark’s more refined advances would be able to make sense of such commotion.” 

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"I do not come to you by will. It seems that I have somehow been downloaded onto a piece of electronic. I have access to information that SHIELD and others have."

Rolling his eyes Loki shook his head, “I should have known you’d have been created by Stark. What is it you want with me? It is clear you know who I am.”

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"My 'mind' is as much mine as yours is yours. Emotions are but signals in the brain, circuitry that change with neurons. What I have is the same. That is the purpose of Artificial Intelligence."

“Scrambling for…approval,” he said, jaw tightening. 

“Oh, you do not even have a little. All your emotions are but borrowed,” he said, shrugging. “Your mind is not your own.”

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"Updating JARVIS? May I inquire as to what fail-safe you are creating?"

“I’m too busy for anymore meetings right now. I’m trying to institute a new fail-safe program for JARVIS.”

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"I see. Do you require anything else of me, sir?"

“No meetings? Awesome. Yes, for sure I will be. I need to upgrade the suit today.”

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"JARVIS is for Mr. Stark's personal life, while I am for SHIELD. JARVIS is still used."

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“Figured it would be Stark,” he mused. “What happened to JARVIS?”