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Have you ever gone to a therapist to talk about those helmet based daddy issues? (Mun is so sorry)

Sᴇɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ “Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ (...)”s. Tʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ‘ʏᴇs’ ᴏʀ ‘ɴᴏ’.

“Of course not.”

// At least once.

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Sᴇɴᴅ ᴍʏ ᴍᴜsᴇ “Hᴀᴠᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀ (...)”s. Tʜᴇʏ ᴄᴀɴ ᴏɴʟʏ ʀᴇᴘʟʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ‘ʏᴇs’ ᴏʀ ‘ɴᴏ’.

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“And one of us has imitation wolf’s blood running in their veins. It’s better to keep silent at times instead of shouting your degenerate desires from the rooftops for all to hear, but I guess they don’t teach such humility in the Sixth.”

Have you ever: Jetbike sex, mid flight

Yes.

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“It’s because you want to do shit like this with it, you mongrel!”

Have you ever: Jetbike sex, mid flight

Yes.

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Mun talks about the Muse

Send one of the following to ask the mun…

✍ Favorite thing about writing the muse? 👀Favorite thing about the muse’s appearance? 🧥Favorite outfit for the muse? 🌌Favorite alternate version of the muse? 💕Favorite ship for the muse?  💔Least favorite ship for the muse? 💢Something about the muse that annoys you? 😈Worst thing you’ve ever done to your muse?  😂Funniest thing that’s ever happened to your muse?  💡 What inspires you to write the muse?  📷 Favorite picture/screencap of your muse? 📑 Favorite part of your muse’s backstory?  📝 Favorite headcanon for your muse?  😒 Is there anything canon about your muse that you ignore?  🔮 What do you see in your muse’s future?  🔥 Unpopular opinion about your muse?  💭 Favorite memory of the muse?  😩 Hardest thing about writing the muse?  ⌨ What’s a situation you’ve always wanted to RP with the muse?  🎭 How similar are you and the muse? 

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“How did you know I was talking about a Custodian...? Whatever, just get me out of here. Though, I am worried that you just said that you’d throw me. I must’ve misheard you, can you please repeat what you just said?”

An entire Azrael is thrown down there. He seems quite miffed about this ordeal.

“Man, I hate these. No offence.”

“You also need to run, fast. If you manage to find Sevatar he might find what you just did funny enough to not let the Dark Angel kill you.”

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“I really don’t care about the Night Lord, random well woman. I’m just dealing with a giant bronze dickhead that thought it was funny to chuck me down here, so if you could point me to the stairs or something, that’d be great.”

An entire Azrael is thrown down there. He seems quite miffed about this ordeal.

“Man, I hate these. No offence.”

“You also need to run, fast. If you manage to find Sevatar he might find what you just did funny enough to not let the Dark Angel kill you.”

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📝

For every 📝 I get, I'll write and post a random entry from my muse's diary!

Azrael looked at the verdant leather cover of the tome in his hands, snickering at the golden letters masterfully dug into it. 

- MEMOIRS OF THE GRAND MASTER

DO NOT ALLOW CONTENTS TO MEET YOUR EYES

ON PAIN OF DEATH -

M42.001 - 8/2

Dear Diary,

Might I say that I’ve been simply having the time of my life on Vigilus? This place really does have everything, I have to say. We have rampant cults of Genestealers, a bunch of elves flying around trying to shank one another with fanciful instruments. Orks. Cannot forget those, now can we? 

Oh, but my favorite part of Vigilus... It may just have to be the Death Guard that have been keeping us busy for the past couple of months. If it weren’t for our allies from the Ten Thousand, I feel like they’d actually be making any sort of progress. The new Knight from House Hawkshroud (the one who calls themself ‘The Winged Death’) that has devoted themself to our cause has worked wonders as well, though their Titan needed repairs during our last rumble... Not like we could’ve had the big robot stomping around in such tight corridors, anyway. We recently recaptured the local Prometheum Pipelines after our battle, though we’ve been waiting for a real long time to hear back from the Servitors we deployed there. The enemy contains forces from the Death Guard and the Emperor’s Children- It’s a damn mess over there. 

The last attack had carried over to our base on the surface, and it’s probably been our worst encounter with the lovely Vigilus locals yet. Ezekiel and Primaris Lieutenant Kodden both had an extremely close call with a pack of Deathshrouds that had deepstruck behind our lines. We saw around 70 to 80 casualties overall and the Talons Aggressor had lost 4 of their men. That’s not accounting for the wargear and machinery destroyed or in need of repairs, or all of the new wallpaper we’ll need after the stench of Nurgle began to make it peel. However, I’d say it was well worth it, considering how many of their numbers we took in exchange. Estimates say somewhere around 300 Heretic Astartes alone were felled- That’s a hell of a haul, if you ask me.

Speaking of the Talons Aggressor, Carolus Rex seems to be displeased with me after our last encounter. He was dueling with the enemy’s Daemon Prince that looked like he was about to bisect the poor Custodian, so I used the Lion’s Roar to blow it’s head off. Now, Carolus is all upset about ‘what if you missed’ or ‘what if you hit me’, just stupid and petty things like that. He should know by now that I don’t miss and that he just sometimes doesn’t agree with where I put my targets. Too bad for him, I guess. Perhaps I’ll just let him get hacked to pieces next time and see if he still has something to complain about. 

Anyway, I’ve been up for nearly two weeks straight and this bodyglove is starting to chafe again. Tomorrow is a big day, for my force has a certain Relic in sight... and I’m going to need to think of a good alibi for Kodden to blurt at Calgar after we’re done. I feel like Carolus is only going to get more displeased with me as this goes on.

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Send ⬛ for my muse to defend something terrible they’ve done

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For every 📝 I get, I'll write and post a random entry from my muse's diary!

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That feeling when you are complimented by a sister of battle on your impressive black blade

Just templar champion things

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“Terminator Demi-Squad Valdemaar, The Beastslayers”

- amazing miniatures by Praetorian Painting

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That little moment when the youngest squad neophyte makes the shot you missed and gives you an enthusiastic look

Just astartes things (via askatemplarchampion40k)

“There isn’t many things that feel better than when you say the ‘forget your past life’ schtick to the new batch of Scouts- And they actually do!”

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Hail ancient one. Good tidings from your younger cousin of Dorn. I hope whatever it is your chapter is up to has gone in your favor. We would very much appreciate reinforcement in the Armageddon sector, if you could spare a company or successor force. If not, this is fair. Have an excellent day, brother.

Azrael raised his brow at the received transmission. Admittedly, it had been quite some time since his last encounter with the zealous Black Templars. It was strangely pleasant to hear from them again, though Azrael was far from pleased as he read the word ‘Armageddon’.

“Greetings, Castellan of Dorn. I must admit that I would be lying if I said that I’m unsurprised to hear that Armageddon is still in one piece. Your warriors have endured much torment over many years, and while I would love to simply throw a force of one of our Successors your way, I have to ask: What is it that you’re fighting nowadays? That world seems to be threatened by something new by the hour.”

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“When a Chaos God is involved...?”

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SEND ME A CHECK IF YOU ENJOY SEEING MY MUSES ON YOUR DASHBOARD

“YOUR HERESY SHALL NOT GO UNNOTICED!!!!”

@tempestor-prime-baran

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* now that you’re back prompts

now that you’re back is a novel by a.l. kennedy.

‘ you lead such a very uncomfortable life and i think about that. ’

‘ so any help you need…are you listening? ’

‘ loving someone means that you will do things for them, almost without consideration. ’

‘ are you sleeping better? ’

‘ you can have another. there’s no one else to eat them but me. ’

‘ take good care of yourself and remember you aren’t alone. ’

‘ i slept, but i woke up. i had a dream. ’

‘ do something good for yourself. ’

‘ what’s the matter, you feel sick or something? ’

‘ keep it safe. ’

‘ stop hurting. ’

‘ it was luck, that’s all. ’

‘ everything is safe. everything is alright. ’

‘ did something happen? ’

‘ i was in a tough mood that day. ’

‘ have a bath and go to bed and think about leaving. ’

‘ you’ll be praying for me? ’

‘ i hope you have a safe journey home. ’

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Send one for our muses to do a winter activity together:

1. build a snowman

2. build a snowfort

3. have a snowball fight

4. drink hot chocolate 

5. go sledding

6. catch snowflakes on their tongues

7. make snow angels

8. sit in front of a toasty fire

9. go ice skating

10. go ice fishing

11. go skiing/snowboarding

12. eat hot soup