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‘Happy welcome back day!’

‘And that is... a plunger.’

‘I have no idea who you’re talking about.’

‘What are you even training for?’

‘If I didn’t care, you’d still be a monster too.’

‘I only came here because I felt bad for you, but all of this is your fault!’

‘I want to hear the human screams. Forever.’

‘Wow, sure does feel great to help people!’

‘Delivery! Delivery! Delivery!’

‘We’ve got our work cut out for us now.’

‘Can you help me unhelp all the people I helped?’

‘Duuuuude, what WAS that?’

‘As long as they are not (name), they are welcome.’

‘You’re so much smaller than I imagined.’

‘He’s just so supportive and kind and handsome and athletic and--’

‘He doesn’t like us!’

‘I’ve been pretending that I’m fine, because it’s not your fault, but I’m not fine.’

‘Oh! Don’t forget your lollipop.’

‘I’m older than you.’

‘It’s sweet that you have these keepsakes, but well--no need to be overly attached.’

‘I was badly hurt... how did you stop hurting?’

‘Just do what we saw in that movie.’

‘(Name), why is (name) crying in the bathroom?’

‘It’s been SO fun playing, but now we have to clean! ...Which is also fun!’

‘Wow (name)! That’s a beautiful bag of hair. Who’s is it?’

‘You were never like this, you were such a good kid! I’m sorry I never told you that.’

‘Let me tell you all the ways you can get hit by a car.’

‘(Name), there’s a snake! AaaaaAAAAHHHH!’

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‘Gucci haul!’

‘I’m almost thirty.’

‘I mostly do everything out of my house, because I don’t like to leave my house.’

‘Wow, that’s so crazy! You went to a museum, found an old dead persons bag, and stole it.’

‘You’re my favorite bag, I got you when I was twenty eight.’

‘I JUST got an invite, VIP, two people hotel room.’

‘Sit on this little lap!’

‘(Name), I will break your lap.’

‘I’m keeping my clothes on if we go to the beach.’

‘(Name), I forgot my phone! ... What? I forgot my phone!’

‘Put in the entry code! 1, 2, 3!’

‘I was curious what the gucci gang was--... the definition here says ‘gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang, gucci gang.’. Now I know.’

‘We can write down our thoughts AND scribble pictures.’

‘Wow... so glad I get to sit next to my best friend!’

‘I think I’m fine, I think I’m fine, I think I’m fine.’

‘If you die we’ll all... be really, really, really, really sad.’

‘I don’t know how I feel about cowboys.’

‘You are the queen of surprises right now, you know that?’

‘Wait! Could you piss in this and fill it all the way to the top?’ Pause. ‘I could I piss so much.’

‘I have four dads.’

‘He doesn’t do that! He’s never done that!’

‘Oh my god we have a view of Target!’

‘I wanna take a bath full of fruitloops.’

GASPS. ‘You like quesadillas too?!’

‘It’s too early for this shit!’

‘It’s literally 2pm.’

‘Oh my god we roleplay, I’m (Name).’

‘I’m gonna go into a cowboy phase. Heavy.’

‘The vibe is AMAZING.’

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‘Why is your breath so stinky? Please stop breathing in my face.’

‘Why are you such a bully? You’re the baby! Stop bullying the old man!’

‘(name) what do you have--hey! No, give it to me--is that a sausage? WHERE DID YOU FIND THAT?’

‘You’re a little shit.’

‘What do you want, beastie?’

‘Why do you only bother me when I’m in the middle of something?’

‘Stop scratching at the door. Stop. Stop. FINE I’M GETTING UP I’LL GET YOU BREAKFAST.’

‘There is not enough room on the bed for the both of us. You have your own bed, I just bought it for you!’

‘He’s seeing ghosts.’

‘Stop staring out the door like that you’re creeping me out.’

‘That is MY blanket, you have your own! Stop taking mine!’

‘It is a piece of lettuce. You do not want it, look, see? Oh--no, wait, he’s eating it.’

‘This is MY food, you greedy little shit! You already had your breakfast!’

‘Why are you chirping and biting me?’

‘You can’t bully him, he’s dumber than you. Go bully someone else.’

‘Get off the counter, there is nothing up here for you.’

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How is my character portrayal?

And what can I do to improve it? Constructive criticism is highly encouraged; blatant hate will be ignored.

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                                                    I have to be brave,                                               Even though I’m still afraid.                                         ‘Cause there’s no where else to go,                                           Can’t pretend that I don’t know.                    Hold my hand up to the glow, and just fade into the s h a d o w s. 

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‘I’m just ... tired.’

‘I’m not getting out of bed. Leave me alone.’

‘Just let me sleep.’

‘Sorry, I didn’t really sleep much last night.’

‘I haven’t slept in days.’

‘Sorry ... I zoned out, what did you say?’

‘I’m exhausted, I’d rather stay home tonight.’

‘Just need a short nap, don’t worry.’

‘Wake me up in thirty minutes.’

‘Stop worrying, I’m just a little tired.’

‘I can’t sleep.’

‘I need a cup of coffee.’

‘Do you want some coffee?’

‘I’m comfortable, don’t make me get up.’

‘I’m so tired ... my head hurts.’

‘I can’t keep my eyes open.’

‘You can’t even keep your eyes open, get some rest.’

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‘You know I can’t use my legs,’ Cough cough, ‘I have cough legs.’

‘He’s just running a little late -- or maybe he’s dead. Oh, God, he’s dead!’

‘If she were a spice, she’d be flour! If she was a book, she’d be TWO books.’

‘He left his shoe! ... No, wait, that’s a pigeon.’

‘Cold cuts just got hot.’

‘Cheer up (name), it’s Friday, let’s do shots!’

‘I’m not boy crazy! I’m boy ... focused.’

‘So, just went with the first idea, huh?’

‘You’re a strong, confident, young man who isn’t afraid of urinals.’

‘This is a worse form of dying! I would take actual dying right now!’

‘We’ll be doing many fun things this weekend, including dinner, rough housing--not too rough.’

‘If (name) would just do the thing they hate, they’d love it!’

‘I like to cry into a loaf of bread while I’m eating it.’

‘Bad, that’s a bad attitude.’

‘He checks a lot of my boxes, he’s a man, he has a face, he can go outside.’

‘If you have stickers I’ll trade you.’

‘I don’t think ALL archaeologists are Indiana Jones.’

‘I had an imaginary friend once, she used to steal from me; all my makeup. My lipsticks.’

‘What is that? Is that sulfur? IS IT SATAN?’