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at last we know a bit more about voldemorts childhood and the loss of his mother and his isolation from everybody. he has reason. she is just plain evil
bless you if you can admit your favorite character has flaws.
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New Catching Fire Portraits for Vanity Fair October 2013.
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[breaks into your house at 4AM] HEARD YOU WERE TALKIN’ SHIT ABOUT ROBIN THICKE. [pulls up a chair] Let me join you.
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me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: avoids getting in the shower
me: gets in the shower
me: i have ARRIVED IN PARADISE AND I SHALL NEVER LEAVE
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Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry
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DO YOU EVER JUST STARE AT A PUN
AND YOU GLARE IT DOWN
YOU HUFF OUT ANGRILY AND YOUR FISTS TIGHTEN
AND THEN YOU REBLOG IT BECAUSE WOW IT WAS SO BAD BUT DAMN DO YOU LOVE IT
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WHO MISSED THE CHANCE TO CALL THE BEAUTY AND THE BEAST SOUNDTRACK BEAUTY AND THE BEAT
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Tumblr Code.
If I ever see any of you in public, the code is “I like your shoelaces”
that way we know we’re from tumblr without revealing anything
I’m just going to say this to strangers until i find a tumblr person

must keep reblogering!! Im going to be so suspicious if any one tells me this now!
Remember the answer is: I stole them from the president.

the post that started a plague
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Hot people who know they’re hot are the worst and can’t be trusted
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