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shiftingwlinq · 5 months

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[3k] too many shots and a bet leads to a very interesting night out. it's just a shame neither of them can remember it and the whole world is discovering the details alongside with them.

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RING! RING!

The first thing you were painfully aware of was the annoying shrill of your phone echoing from some distant corner of the room.

RING! RING!

The second thing was the fact you had forgotten to close the blinds last night, meaning the blinding rays of the Nevada sun were doing their best job in dragging you out of your comforting slumber like irritating parasites.

RING! RING!

And the third thing was that whoever was trying to call you was seemingly very insistent to get in contact with you, if the three calls in a row (that you were so far aware of) were anything to go by.

RING! RING!

“Oh my god,” you groaned as you pulled the edges of the pillow over your ears, hoping it would muffle the ringing shrills. But when the phone continued to ring and the noise only seemed to get louder, you were forced to throw your hand out and blindly try to grasp the cursed device in hopes of making the noise stop.

Your fingers wrapped around the buzzing phone, your eyes still firmly kept shut as you kept tapping the screen until the ringing stopped before you brought it to your ear. “You better have a good fucking reason for calling me.”

“I hope you are doing something you enjoy.”

You frowned, your brain taking a few moments to process the voice coming through. “Arthur?”

“Like, I hope you are fulfilling your lifelong wish right now.”

“What the fuck are you on about?” You grumbled, exhaustion hitting your body just as badly as the rays of sunlight shining through the open blinds were. “It’s too early for your riddles.”

“I am just saying that I think you should be doing something you love before Charles kills you.”

You let out a non-committing hum. “And why would he kill me?”

“Many reasons but I think getting married in Vegas last night is easily the top of the list right now.”

Your eyes shot open when you heard the words leave Arthur’s mouth. It felt like ice had doused your entire body as you quickly sat up in the hotel bed, now painfully aware of the pounding headache that only tequila could give you.

“WHAT?”

“Congrats, by the way. I do pity the poor guy you locked up though.”

Now painfully aware of the situation, your eyes grabbing onto any detail that would hopefully prove your brother wrong. Unfortunately, all you seemed to find was evidence that he was telling the truth if the white dress, the horribly large costume jewelry ring on your finger and the abandoned veil with ‘NEW BRIDE’ on the floor were anything to go by.

“Oh my fucking god,” you breathed out, feeling though as you were going to empty your stomach’s contents any moment now. “How do you know? Why didn’t you stop me?!”

“I wasn’t with you! I just opened Twitter and found pictures of my sister outside a wedding chapel and all over some random guy!”

“I married a stranger,” you hissed out, your lips parting in shock. Tequila made you do many questionable things, but even this was bad for you.

“He’s your husband, it’s a bit offensive to call him a stranger.”

“Arthur, I swear to god—” You cut yourself off as your eyes fell on the large lump in the bed next to you. It took you an embarrassingly long time to realise it was another human. It took you even longer to tear your eyes away from the cheap suit he was wearing before you looked up at his face. “Oh my fucking god.”

“What?”

“Charles is going to kill me,” you breathed out, your heart pounding like it was lodged in your throat.

“Yes, we established that when I called you—”

“Charles is going to kill me when he finds out I married Max,” you continued, lost in your own daze that you barely acknowledge your spluttering brother on the other side of the phone.

“YOU MARRIED MAX VERSTAPPEN?!”

Unfortunately for Arthur’s sake, you quickly hung up the phone. You could barely process the fact the Dutch driver was currently passed out on the bed next to you, let alone doing so with your brother screeching in your ear the whole time. The phone was abandoned on the bed as you stared at the Dutchman, your brain working on overdrive as you tried to work out what to do next.

So, you did what any reasonable person would do and shoved him off the bed.

“OW!”

You froze for a moment before you crawled over to the other side of the bed, peaking over the edge and down at Max who was currently groaning on the floor from his impromptu wake up call.

“What the fuck was that about?” He grumbled, blinking a few times before he realised who was hovering over him. “What the fuck are you doing in my hotel room?”

“This is actually my hotel room,” you replied.

“Oh,” he muttered. “Then, what the fuck am I doing in your hotel room?”

“Well, it’s what a married couple do,” you commented.

Max’s brows furrowed together. “What?”

You lifted your left hand, the ring now on display and you could practically see the cogs turning in his head before the realisation hit him. “Do you think this counts as our honeymoon?”

“WHAT THE FUCK?!”

...

“How did this happen?”

“Tequila,” you muttered with your nose scrunched in disgust as you watched the Dutchman begin to pace the hotel room. If you cared enough, you would be concerned about him wearing down the carpet. Though as of the current moment, your priorities were currently elsewhere.

Max turned to look down at the certificate he had found stranded beside your veil on the floor, your names and signatures clearly printed on the piece of paper—which took out the small piece of hope that this was just some elaborate prank set up by Arthur.

“How did we get that drunk though?” Max questioned, his brows furrowed together. If he wasn’t so confused, he would be more embarrassed at the fact he clearly couldn’t handle his alcohol as well as he once could.

“Well, it’s your fault,” you commented casually, which had the boy whirling around to face you.

“How is this my fault?” Max scoffed.

“You made the bet!”

Max’s frown deepened. “What bet?”

“At the hotel bar,” you stated like it was a basic fact he should have remembered. “When I bumped into you—”

“We bumped into each other,” Max chided.

“—you were the one to suggest shots,” you pointed out.

Max gave you a look. “How is that a bet?”

“Because you said I couldn’t outdrink you. I said you would be a sore loser. And then you bought us ten shots each.”

He blinked. “Huh.”

“I’m pretty sure it was also your idea to go to another bar afterwards when we got kicked out the hotel bar,” you said in a sing-song voice.

Max scoffed. “Absolutely not. You were the one that said only losers go to bed after one bar.”

You shrugged. “I stand by it.”

Max let out a laugh, a little breathless like he was trying to hide it. He shook his head, glancing down at the certificate one more time before shrugging. “It’s not really that bad, to be honest. A bit embarrassing, but what people don’t know won’t hurt them.”

Your expression turned sheepish. “About that…”

“Who knows?” He asked in a blunt voice.

“Well, Arthur knows,” you started.

“That’s not that bad,” Max scoffed, his shoulders relaxing. “Wait. Charles doesn’t know, does he?”

“Not yet,” you said before quickly continuing. “But he probably will because the paparazzi caught us last night and now the pictures are all over the internet.”

Max blinked. “AND YOU DIDN’T THINK TO START WITH THAT?”

“You’re grumpy when you wake up!” You defended, watching as the boy rolled his eyes at you.

“The whole world thinks we are married!” Max countered before sputtering out a laugh. “Well, we are married. Or we aren’t. I’m still not totally sure but I don’t need your brother chopping off my balls over it!”

“He wouldn’t!”

Max shot you a look.

“Okay, he would,” you grimaced before giving him a shaky smile. “But he doesn’t know yet so we should be in the clear—”

BUZZ! BUZZ! BUZZ!

...

“Okay, I have good news and bad news.”

Max looked at you expectantly. “And?”

“Bad news: Charles now knows,” you said with a shaky smile. “Good news: he doesn’t know it’s you!”

Max pressed his fingers into his temples, trying to rub soothing circles. “Fucking hell.”

“But also bad news: he is coming here right now as we speak so we should probably—” You started, fully set on grabbing what you needed and hiding out somewhere else in the hotel until Charles calmed down. However, your plans were put on hold when you heard a groan from the bathroom.

“CAN YOU BOTH PLEASE SHUT UP?”

Your gaze caught Max’s as you stared at each other, both with expressions mixed between confusion and surprise. A few seconds passed before you were both clambering off the bed, heading towards the bathroom where you threw the door open and scrambled to turn on the light before you both froze in the doorway at the sight in front of you.

“Now that was unnecessary.”

You gaped at the sight of Yuki curled up in the bathtub, dressed in a similar looking suit to the one Max was wearing along with what you were certain was the shower curtain placed over him like a blanket. He had a pillow behind his head and sunglasses over his eyes, and for all intents and purposes, he looked fairly comfortable.

“Oh my god,” you breathed out. “I married two drivers last night?!”

“I hope you at least married me before Yuki,” Max grumbled, only to let out a small wince when you elbowed him. “God, you’re a difficult wife.”

“Kinda going through something,” you snapped back before your eyes moved back to the Japanese driver. “I can’t believe I married you and Yuki.”

The driver in the tub let out a scoff mixed with a laugh. “Please, you didn’t marry me. You’re not my type.”

You blinked, unsure whether or not you should have been offended by his comment.

“The ring on your finger says otherwise, mate,” Max commented, the ring a matching one with the one that was currently on your left hand.

“I married someone but not you,” Yuki said as he waved you off, nuzzling his face back into the pillow. “And our wedding was much classier than yours.”

“I—” You frowned. “You remember?”

“Yeah, you said you wanted witnesses,” Yuki grumbled, bringing the shower curtain up until it was tucked under his chin. “You also dragged Lando out so he would take your photos.”

Max gaped. “Lando was there? Lando knows?!”

“Yes, now can you please go bother him?” Yuki muttered under his breath. “And turn the lights off as you leave. Only wake me up when you order food.”

...

“Don’t make me an accomplice in your crimes.”

“Shut up and let us in.”

You weren’t surprised to find that Lando and Logan were already in the room, both with looks of amusement on their faces as they watched you and Max wander in—still dressed in your wedding clothes from the night before.

You wanted to slap the smug looks off their face.

“Is it really a good idea to hide here?” Max asked as he took a seat on the edge of the bed, feeling as though the headache pounding through his head had nothing to do with the alcohol he consumed last night and more to do with the mess you both had created.

“It buys us time,” you insisted.

“On the chance that Arthur doesn’t rat you out,” Logan added.

“You told Arthur where I was?” Your eyes widened before you turned to look at Oscar. “Do you want me dead?”

“You know, something about the way you’re wording that makes me feel like it’s a trick question,” Oscar commented with a suspicious look on his face.

“Oh my god, I’m going to die today,” you muttered under your breath, shaking your head.

“It’s kinda romantic that you guys will die together,” Lando chimed in as he grinned between you and Max.

“If I survive today, I’m going to run you over,” Max threatened with a strained smile on his lips.

Lando snorted, shrugging. “Yeah but the chances of that happening are low so…”

“Your brother doesn’t even know my room number,” Oscar pointed out. “It will take him ages to convince the desk to give it to him or even hunt—”

KNOCK! KNOCK! KNOCK!

“This is what English teachers meant when they taught us poetic irony,” Lando laughed, all giddy and happy.

“Like you paid attention,” you grumbled, eyes narrowing on the boy before you turned back to the door. “Don’t answer it.”

Oscar’s eyes widened. “I can’t not answer it.”

“Yes, you can,” you said bluntly. “Just don't open the door.”

“He knows we are in here,” he hissed.

“We don’t know that for sure.”

“OPEN UP! I CAN HEAR YOU! SOMEONE OPEN THIS DOOR RIGHT NOW OR I SWEAR TO GOD—”

“Even more reason not to open the door,” you said, pressing your lips together to hide the wince that you wanted to let out as Charles thumped on the door again.

“Oh for fuck’s sake,” Max grumbled as he quickly stood up, ignoring your pleas to just pretend your brother didn’t exist. He reached the door, yanked it open and braced himself for the wrath of an angry Charles Leclerc.

Much to his surprise, the Monegasque barged straight past him and headed straight for Oscar instead.

“You!” Charles gritted out through clenched teeth as he reached to grab Oscar’s collar, firsting the material in his hands. “What do you have to say to yourself?”

Oscar’s eyes widened as Charles backed him into a wall. “What?!”

“Marrying my sister in Vegas? What the fuck is wrong with you?” Charles continued.

It didn’t take long for Lando to descend into a fit of giggles, practically on the floor if it weren’t for the fact Logan was keeping him on the bed. Somewhere still standing by the door, Arthur stood with an amused look on his face that only grew wider when he saw your confused and shocked expression too.

“I didn’t marry your sister!” Oscar said to him, trying to push the boy away but he was latched on tightly. “I was literally in bed by nine!”

“Loser,” Logan grumbled under his breath.

Charles faltered, his eyebrows furrowing together. “What?”

“I wasn’t the guy to marry your sister,” Oscar repeated, finally managing to pull Charles’ hands off him. “I don’t think there is enough alcohol in the world for me to do that.”

“First Yuki and now him,” you scoffed, crossing your arms over your chest.

“If you didn’t marry her, then who did?” Charles questioned.

It was almost comical how quickly everyone turned to look at Max, who was still standing by the door and looked like he was contemplating just dashing out the room.

“You,” Charles muttered out, his eyes narrowing on the Dutchman.

“In my defence,” Max started as he gave the boy a smile, though it didn’t seem as confident as he was hoping it would be. “I didn’t know I married her either.”

“I am right here,” you huffed. “Jesus Christ.”

“I am going to—”

“Nothing. You’re going to do nothing,” you jumped in, taking a step so you were blocking his line of vision of Max. “It’s just a…phoney, fake marriage. It’s not that big of a deal, Charles. People will forget by next weekend anyways.”

“Uh,” Logan cleared his throat. “It’s actually very legal all over the US and in some other places—”

“Shut up, Logan.”

“Yes, ma’am.”

Charles narrowed his eyes on you. “You’re not allowed to marry him.”

“I already did,” you pointed out with a sheepish expression.

“I don’t care.”

“Charles,” you stepped towards him, though the boy still looked like he was contemplating parading into the paddock with Max’s head on a stick. “Charlie, please. Don’t do something stupid because you’re annoyed.”

“I want to cut his dick off,” Charles told you.

“I know.”

“And you can no longer have alcohol unsupervised.”

“That’s a tad dramatic.”

“And no consummating the marriage.”

“That would be difficult to do if you cut off his dick anyways.”

“Can we stop talking about my dick?” Max chimed in with his hands locked in front of him, almost protectively.

Charles sighed. “But I promise I won’t kill either of you. Today.”

You grinned as you reached towards your brother, wrapping your arms around his neck as you pulled him into a hug. “Thank you.”

“You should tell Maman before she finds out through the internet,” he murmured, pausing for a moment before continuing. “Maybe shower first. You stink of tequila.”

“That would be kinda hard to do considering Yuki is currently asleep in my bathtub,” you commented.

Charles opened his mouth to reply but just shook his head. “I’m not even gonna ask.”

“Good, because I don’t have answers,” you murmured with your lips turned down. “And he’s really snappy when you try to get them from him.”

Charles snorted.

“So, that’s it?” Lando suddenly spoke up from behind you both. “God, that was not worth getting out of bed for. I expected more drama.”

“I’m still pissed at you,” you told the Brit, who just grinned.

“I’ll send you the photos later, don’t you worry,” he said like he didn’t just hear the words that left your mouth. “Maybe one of them will inspire angry Charles again.”

“Please don’t,” Max grumbled.

“It won’t be necessary because we are finding a divorce lawyer,” Charles stated simply, pressing a chaste kiss to the top of your head before he began making his way to the door, nodding for Arthur to follow him. “Both of you get dressed. We are leaving in an hour.”

Both you and Max gaped at the boy, but he didn’t notice.

“And someone take one for the team and wake up Yuki. I vote Lando.”

Lando frowned. “Woah, wait a second–”

“ONE HOUR PEOPLE!!”

...

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shiftingwlinq · 6 months

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YOU ARE IN LOVE. MV1

max verstappen x girlfriend!reader

summary: with the help of his friends, max makes a video for you. [writing]

author's note: just saw the taylor movie and i'm back on my taylor kick, so of course i had to title something after my favorite song!!! also, dw, i am working on part two to 'i drove 100 miles an hour to forget you'. but please enjoy this while i work on that!

warnings: none? idk

word count: 1.0k

You glance at Max nervously as a projector beside you stirs. He isn’t looking at you, his full attention on gnawing at his lip and the projector screen just a few feet away. His hand anxiously fumbles for yours, and your hand easily slides into place with his. Behind you, is a group of people, most of whom call you or Max a close friend. Max lets out a deep breath as the screen brightens and the show starts.

The camera fades in, revealing a smiling Daniel Ricciardo. He’s sitting on a stool, hands on his knees, relaxed. He leans in as a muffled voice from behind the camera asks: “When did you first know Max was in love?”

The group behind you laughs comfortably, while Max squirms nervously. You glance at him again right before Daniel starts speaking. His cheeks are bright red, clearly embarrassed.

“Well,” Daniel laughs, “It’s a long story. Well, there’s two stories. Which one should I tell?” Daniel looks up thoughtfully.

The crowd behind you laughs and a few people shout, “Both!”.

“I guess I’ll tell both. I officially met Max around 2016, when he replaced my teammate at the time. I also met Y/N.” Daniel smiles, giddy. “I thought they were dating at the time, spoiler alert: They were not.”

“Max had won his first race and I remember seeing him in Parc Ferme. He was looking around at all the Red Bull people, searching for Y/N. When he saw her, he ran up to her and held her face. They both looked so happy, and I remember thinking “They are so in love, and they don’t even know it”.”

A few people behind you ‘aww’ at the statement and you squeeze Max’s hand, your eyes slightly tearing up. You had been in love with Max at the time, but Daniel was right. You hadn’t recognized the feeling at that point.

“The second time, they still weren’t dating. I just- I know love takes time, but Y/N and Max are those people who deserve to be in love. They’ve both gone through so much shit, that they just deserve to be happy.”

You look down, attempting to blink away the tears, but a few slip down your cheeks.

“Which is why, I was so frustrated when I learned they weren’t dating after this specific occasion. They just deserve each other so, so, so much.” Daniel’s grin grows wider. “It was the 2017 season, Austria, I think. Max had a first-lap collision and had to retire. I had walked into Max’s driver’s room to grab him for media.

They didn’t notice me but, Y/N had Max’s head in her lap, and her hands were in his hair. Max was just venting, and I could just see the love in Y/N’s eyes, and the reciprocation from Max’s.” Daniel sighs softly, “They were both struggling at the time and yet they still found the time to care for each other. It’s truly…amazing, I guess.”

You look back at Daniel who's in the front of the crowd. He gives you a cheesy smile and blows you a kiss that you catch in your free hand.

The camera fades in on a new person, Pierre Gasly. He smirks at the camera and adjusts in his seat slightly. Someone from behind the camera asks, “When did you first know Max was in love?”

“With Y/N?” The person must nod because Pierre hums, leaning slightly back in his seat.

“Well, I think it was when they first started dating, in 2019. I saw them on their second or third date. Max was well, ‘maxplaining’, as usual. Y/n looked so interested and captivated by whatever he was saying. And when she asked a question, I swear his eyes lit up.” Pierre lets out a little laugh, a smile on his face. “He looked so happy that she was interested, and he just kept rambling and rambling and I don’t think she ever lost interest.”

Another round of ‘awws from the crowd. Your hand squeezes Max’s, but his eyes can’t seem to focus on you. He seems strangely distant and nervous, a thought that sparks a worried fire in your stomach.

Alex Albon appears on the screen, adjusting the cap on his head. “I just look here?” His hand points to the camera, and someone must nod because he focuses his eyes there.

“When did you first know Max was in love?” Alex breaks into a smile, his hand rubbing at his jaw. “Well…it must’ve been after a DNF, I think. I can’t seem to remember which one, but Max was yelling at everyone, I swear. He was so angry. But then he just suddenly calmed down, and I followed his eyes to Y/N who was approaching him. She didn’t look angry or annoyed, she had a rather calm, maybe saddened look in her eye?

She took him by the hand and brought him to his driver’s room, and when he returned for media duties he was a completely different person,” Alex shrugs nonchalantly, “Y/N just has that effect on him, always making him happy or just calm. He’s never angry around her, it’s astounding.”

Sergio Perez pops up, sitting on the same stool as everyone else. The person behind the camera then asks the age-old question, “When did you first know Max was in love?”

“I think it was…Abu Dhabi, 2021. Max had won, and the first person he went to was Y/N.” Sergio shrugs, “I always knew he loved Y/N but that day, it was so painstakingly obvious. I thought he was going to propose, to be honest.”

The screen fades to black before the words, “Y/N, will you marry me?” pop up on the screen in white text.

At that point, it seems like everyone’s holding their breath. Camera flashes focus on you, and you turn to Max. He’s so out of character, hands shaking slightly as he holds the black ring box. Your eyes water for the umpteenth time tonight. You nod as tears make their way down your cheeks. Max closes the ring box, tossing it aside before cupping your cheeks, just like the day of his first win. But this time, he doesn’t hold back. His lips clash with yours as your friends cheer, and you laugh into the kiss. Max can’t seem to pull away, but when you do he whispers, out of breath: “I love you.”

likes and reblogs are appreciated! thanks for reading! love, shelby! xx

#f1 x reader #max verstappen #f1 x you

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shiftingwlinq · 6 months

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arrow and papaya | o. piastri (81)

a/n: idk what I am doing. Enjoyyy

yourinsta

Lusail International Circuit

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yourinsta’s story

landonorris: I am. but not for you 🥱

: i hate you 😔

landonorris: love you too, but I guess oscar does more

: good for me 😚

landonorris: ew 🤨

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yourinsta p5. tough quali today, hoping for a better tmr 💙 mercedesamgf1

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yourinsta thank you for p3! mercedesamgf1 ! here’s the race pic dump 😁 a wild landonorris taking pic like a grandpa. also, scuddriaferrari, control your drivers please :(

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landonorris’s story | oscar piastri chat

yourinsta’s story

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yourinsta respectfully, another pic dump 🧡

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Should I make the fans reaction?? Loll

Like, comment, reblog if you liked it. If not, im going to find you 😙 jk

Today’s a great day to take care of yourself!!

#formula 1 #mclaren #f1 smau

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shiftingwlinq · 6 months

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Sleeping Beauty

2023 formula one grid & female!driver!reader

Summary - A compilation of Y/n L/n falling asleep in random places at random times

Warning - nothing really lol

charles_leclerc

F1 get together got to boring for her apparently

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landonorris I won the bet!! Pay up Mr Oscar Piastri 😌

= oscarpiastri Dammit!

= username Them making bets on her sleep is the best thing I've seen all day!!

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= charles_leclerc Wait sorry don't blame me, you went out the night before

danielricciardo Apparently she didn't want to go swimming with us

= maxverstappen1 Apparently so...

yourbestfriendsusername

Drunk and tired, the usual 😑

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georgerussell63 How does she do it?! 😟

maxverstappen1 This girl needs to realise her tips beacuse I can't sleep for shit!!

pierregasly With her dior blanket, she's a proper princess!

= danielricciardo Formula ones very own sleeping beauty 👸

landonorris

I was invited for dinner but when I arrived she was in her usual state, asleep 🙄

Liked by alex_albon and 679,254others

lewishamilton This girl is just a different breed 🤯

danielricciardo Don't wake her up, draw something on her face lol 😏

charles_leclerc All that sleeping made her tired

username I'm just amazed by how she can sleep anytime anywhere 😳

= oscarpiastri I found her sleeping in the middle of the grid before the race in silverstone!! Totally unbothered!

= username The real fucking sleeping beauty!! I love her

yourusername

Damn I miss my bed 🥺

Liked by carlossainz55 and 865,968 others

yourbestfriendsusername Even whilst pursuing her dream she wants her bed

landonorris I really need to see what hype is about with this bed

= username thats suspicious...thats weird 😯

pierregasly She doesn't miss her friends or family, she misses her bed

username I love this girl so much 😂

username she is so fucking relatable!! I love it! 😍

#f1 instagram au #charles leclerc

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shiftingwlinq · 7 months

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since madrid ✹ jude bellingham

INSTAGRAM + TWITTER AU

PAIR: JUDE BELLINGHAM X SAINZ!READER

REQUESTS ARE OPEN | MASTERLIST

A/N: one year on tumblr! thank you to everyone whose been reading and giving love to my stories, big kisses!!

→ INSTAGRAM

judebellingham

Liked by masonmount, marcusrashford, adidasfootball, and 5,384,393 others

judebellingham can’t wait to get started! 🤍5️⃣

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marcusrashford go smash it bro🔥

realmadrid hey jude! 🤍5️⃣

adidasfootball 🤍

culer1 devastating day for us barça fans 😔

madridista1 hala madrid 🤍👑

xobellingham that’s my man guys 😍

bellin5ham my golden boy 💫

madridista2 welcome to madrid, jude!

judebe22ingham madrid is not ready for you 🫣

heyyyjude you look so good in that jersey

yourusername

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yourusername currents 🦜🌷🌱☀️

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yourbestfriend linda 🫶 [beautiful]

↳ yourusername yourbestfriend te amo amiga ☺️ [i love you bestie]

carlossainz55 😂😂😂

↳ yourusername carlossainz55 de qué te estás riendo 🤨 [what are you laughing at?]

↳ 55ainz i love this family so much

user1 what is jude doing on carlos’ sister’s page

rlmdrd give me a chance 😩

↳ bellingmemes rlmdrd me when i’m jude bellingham:

user2 i think jude is in love

user3 jude flirting with y/n, come get your sister carlossainz55

carlossainz55 via instagram stories

→ TWITTER

→ INSTAGRAM

yourusername

Liked by judebellingham, carlossainz55, landonorris, and 139,380 others

yourusername carlossainz55 if formula one wasn’t a thing: 🍔🍟👨‍🍳

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carlossainz55 change that caption right now

↳ yourusername carlossainz55 this one got the folks laughing, sorry hermano

sainzsmoothie the caption 😭😭😭

judefan2 who’s here from that one tweet lol

judesjersey i recognize that sweater

↳ sainzfan1 judesjersey and your point is?

↳ judesjersey sainzfan1 jude bellingham is having dinner with the sainz family after getting caught liking y/n’s posts

carlos55fan when he cooks for my future sister-in-law, that’s my husband guys 😮‍💨

bvbellingham jude what are you doing here 😂

ilovejude this is so cute omg

judebellingham via instagram stories

→ TWITTER

→ INSTAGRAM

yourusername

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yourusername england

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judebellingham hermosa

↳ yourusername judebellingham 🥹💋

↳ judestar judebellingham those spanish lessons coming in handy

↳ yourusername judestar i helped him say that ☺️ more spanish on the way

sainzketchup jude has notifications on for sure

judeluvr i get why he’s with her

bellinghames the third slide…the jude effect is real

sainzfamilyupdates the better sainz sibling just posted

judefan1 how’s jude??

sainzyn she finally posted him!

yourusername via instagram stories

→ TWITTER

#jude bellingham #jude bellingham x reader #jude bellingham blurb

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shiftingwlinq · 7 months

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"track terror" says the dude who steps forward for a head pat

#charles leclerc

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shiftingwlinq · 9 months

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Oppenheimer changed me as a person.

(also, notable side effect: 24/7 intj stare)

#oppenheimer movie #oppenheimer #j robert oppenheimer #cilian murphy

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shiftingwlinq · 9 months

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୨୧┊ 𝐅𝐀𝐑𝐄𝐖𝐄𝐋𝐋. ( sebastian vettel )

✧.* pairings ─ sebastian vettel x gn! f1 driver! reader

✧.* genre ─ social media au ⨾ platonic

✧.* summary ─ in which you’re a f1 driver and known for having a father-child relationship with sebastian vettel. here’s a collection of some texts and interactions on twitter between the two of you!

✧.* warnings ─ none :)

✧.* mily’s thoughts ─ it was so hard finding a picture of seb that fits my theme, this is the best i could find :’)

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∿ people who might want to get tagged ─ @81astri @ch3rryknots @cs55version @fdl305 ( my taglist if you want to be added )

don’t forget to like, comment & reblog (it’s very much appreciated <3).

#formula one #platonic #sebastian vettel x you #sebastian vettel

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shiftingwlinq · 9 months

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third wheel | charles leclerc social au

summary: you didn’t realise that when you agreed to date charles, pierre was part of the deal too

itsy/n

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itsy/n just me, my boyfriend, and my boyfriend’s boyfriend

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charles_leclerc you’re still number one, baby, don’t worry

pierregasly not what you were saying last night, but okay

username i love them all so much

username my favourite throuple for real

landonorris i thought i was charles’ boyfriend?

itsy/n side chick material at best

charles_leclerc

liked by landonorris, carlossainz55, and 865,743 others

charles_leclerc proof that they do actually like each other (i’m the real third wheel here)

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itsy/n that’s not me

pierregasly i’ve literally never seen this woman before in my life

username EXPOSE THEM CHARLES

itsy/n also even if that was me (it’s not) he’s clearly trying to strangle me? with a smile on his face? and you’re just taking pictures. bad boyfriend.

pierregasly if i was going to murder you, i’d be sneakier than this (poison)

itsy/n @charles_leclerc this is a threat, do something

charles_leclerc he wouldn’t poison you, he’d have no one to watch love island with if you weren’t around

username pierre watching love island is information i never knew i needed

itsy/n he votes, too

itsy/n

itsy/n welcome to family, bowie!

landonorris you guys already have a pet?

itsy/n ??

landonorris pierre?

itsy/n he’s not a pet, he’s a pest

pierregasly you say that like i’m not included in the family picture collage in your living room

itsy/n charles snuck that picture in

charles_leclerc you literally printed it out and told me to make sure it was in the middle?

itsy/n liar

alpinef1team

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alpinef1team some piarles content for you to enjoy

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username the fact that y/n was there and yet all the photos are of charles and pierre

username everyone say thank you admin

itsy/n i wish he looked at me like that

pierregasly keep wishing

itsy/n i hate you

pierregasly boohoo

charles_leclerc girls don’t fight, there is plenty of me to go around

itsy/n

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itsy/n wait, who’s anniversary dinner is it again?

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username do you think y/n knew that when she agreed to date charles, she agreed to date pierre too?

charles_leclerc but baby, his date cancelled, what was i supposed to do, leave him at home alone?

itsy/n yes?

pierregasly you’re such a hater

itsy/n you ate my dessert?

pierregasly you stole my man

itsy/n get over it

itsy/n

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itsy/n okay, fine, he’s actually pretty okay to hang out with

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charles_leclerc hey, no, this is not how this is meant to go, you can’t hang out without me ☹️

pierregasly mr steal ya girl 😉

itsy/n should we invite him to movie night this weekend?

charles_leclerc you guys planned a movie night without me?

pierregasly no invite, he talks to much

yukitsunoda0511 i’m still invited though, right?

pierregasly of course, baby 😘

username you just know these two spend all of their time picking on charles, he’s the real victim here

username no because remember when they filmed themselves going through his closet and making fun of his outfits? 💀

#f1 instagram au #charles leclerc #charles leclerc instagram au

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shiftingwlinq · 9 months

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We lost a real one, today. He was one of my favorite characters on Euphoria. It’s sad that we lost a bright light on this earth, but he shall forever remain in our hearts.

#angus cloud #rip angus cloud #fezco euphoria

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shiftingwlinq · 9 months

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FIND LANDO ★ LN4

pairing: lando norris x gf! reader ( she/her )

summary: As a WAG, you are known for helping fans meet lando, so when a kid in full mclaren gear is in the paddock, you know what you must do.

or this request

notes: i still don’t get over the P2. i missed his champagne celebrations so so much !!

yourusername’s insta story

ln4fanclub

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ln4fanclub Mini fan on Mclaren gear today at Silverstone! 🧡

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livelaughlando that’s so iconic

piastri444 I WANT A MINI SUIT TOO 😭😭

thelewiscloset we need lando to meet mini him

norrizf1 @ yourusername please my queen do your magic

loverofcarzz YES @ yourusername

yourusername’s insta story

mclaren’s insta story

mclaren

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mclaren We found Lando and he met his twin! 🥹🧡

#F1 #BritishGP

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yourusername admin i LOVE YOU

yourusername Mission accomplished ✅

mclaren Our queen 👏👏

landonorris This kid made my day

yourusername you’re WELCOME

landonorris also i’m scared of y/n someone save me

mclaren Nono, she has permission to lecture you

landonorris betrayed by my own team 😔💔

yourusername say bye to your seat, lando

roscoelovescoco

Liked by yourusername and 188,255 others

roscoelovescoco Nice meeting's ya @ landonorris

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yourusername Roscoe this is HILARIOUS BAHAHAH

landonorris destroyed by LH’s dog. what is my life?

yourusername first of all, is ROSCOE HAMILTON not “LH’s dog” get it right

yourusername second, you deserve it

yourusername third, i love u

landonorris i love u too 🙄🙄

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shiftingwlinq · 10 months

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Eavesdropper (ln4)

This was written as a sequel to Silly Season but can be read as a standalone! warnings: sexist comments, everyone being chaotic, lando being an idiot. Pls grab a big handful of suspension of disbelief 🍿

Tagged: yourcoach, yourfriend, georgerussell63, alex_albon Liked by landonorris, lilymhe and 901,371 others yourusername: My week off between races

yourfriend: I need a pay rise if we're going to keep getting 4am flights ↳ yourusername: you said you wanted to travel the world!

williamsracing: Drivers get together and we weren't invited? ↳ yourusername: It was a union meeting, no management xx ↳ alex_albon: williamsracing that was a joke. We love the team especially you, admin.

ynstylefiles: When are we getting a Y/n skin care routine? Come on vogue...

Tagged: carlossainz55, yourusername, maxverstappen1 Liked by wtf1official, charles_leclerc and 948,294 others landonorris: Silly season is here

mclaren: Carlando 4 eva ❤️ ↳ williamsracing: counterpoint... ynando supremacy.

yourusername: terrible pic pls delete xx ↳ landonorris: no xx

f1driversdaily: random Max pic is sending me 😂

Liked by daniel3.jpg, maxfewtrell and 642,284 others lando.jpg: Little bit of everything

alex_albon: Nice buildings mate ↳ lando.jpg: Thanks mate

yourusername: So aesthetically pleasing

daniel3.jpg: Lovely use of lighting. ↳ lando.jpg: Have to teach you sometime 👍

softboynorris: We're all just collectively ignoring the last slide? Cool. ↳ laaaando: Not me, I'm about to head to the train tracks. ↳ carlando4eva: I'll join

Liked by yukitsunoda0511, charles_leclerc and 729,407 others pierregasly: Night out with the family

charles_leclerc: I missed karaoke? ↳ pierregasly: we didn't sing our song don't worry mate

danielricciardo: Gasly in his jpg era

f1driversdaily: uh Lando and Y/n?

ynsource: Lando and Y/n look very close

ynlovebot: LANDO AND Y/N CONFIRMED

francisca.cgomes: yourusername 👀 ↳ pierregasly: 😭 ↳ yourusername: francisca.cgomes ❤️ ↳ pierregasly: yourusername 😇 ↳ yourusername: pierregasly 🙄

Liked by alex_albon, williamsracing and 1,389,503 others yourusername: Day in the life of a wannabe grid girl xx

landonorris: first pic got me 🥵🥵🥵 ↳ landonorris: side note - seeing that YOU look bad in your race suit suddenly makes me feel a lot better about myself. ↳ yourusername: was that a neg, Norris? ↳ landonorris: I'm just saying that everyone looks bad in their race suit and you look good in everything ↳ yourusername: obvs I don't look good in everything... ↳ oscarpiastri: landonorris I see you typing and I'm begging you to stop

lilymhe: Confirmed girl boss ↳ yourusername: says you 😍

lissiemackintosh: She is the moment. Liked by yourusername

carmentmmundt: And that's what I call Woman 💪 Liked by yourusername

ynstylefiles: but the purple... I need more!

Liked by lissiemackintosh, carlossainz55 and 4,592,193 others f1: A statement from the FIA.

mclaren: Our fave couple 🧡💙

williamsracing: Come for the racing, stay for the romance 💙🧡

ynsource: Seeing williams and mclaren scrambling to come up with comments that make it look like they're completely fine their two best drivers are dating each other is hilarious

ynlovebot: Ok, but like I need a relationship timeline ↳ laaaando: babe, no. I need a 4 hour long youtube analysis of their relationship ↳ softboynorris: what are you even talking about I need a true crime style podcast series

carlando4eva: They're literally textbook friends to lovers ↳ f1newbie: wdym ↳ carlando4eva: They grew up karting together and now they're dating

yourusername and landonorris

Liked by estebanocon, lewishamilton and 6,580,201 others yourusername: In the words of the FIA, we'd like to formally announce our (intimate) relationship ❤️

landonorris: Can we be the first joint world champions??? ↳ yourusername: like how Katniss and Peeta won the hunger games? ↳ landonorris: exactly ↳ yourusername: nah I'm good winning by myself thanks baby ↳ landonorris: 🥺

alex_albon: How many captions did you go through? ↳ yourusername: At least 30. ↳ landonorris: alex_albon all of mine got vetoed 😒

carlossainz55: Congratulations! (also finally) Liked by yourusername and landonorris

danielricciardo: Love that the FIA hard launched before you guys did 😂 ↳ yourusername: yeah I'm not thrilled about that ↳ yourusername: also who taught you the term hard launch? ↳ heidiberger_: yourusername that'd be me. Congrats babe ❤️

pierregasly: You are welcome ❤️ ↳ yourusername: francisca.cgomes I will push him into the ocean you know I'll do it

charles_leclerc: Happy for you two ! Liked by yourusername and landonorris

georgerussell63: Out of everyone we grew up karting with I really thought it'd be Charles and Pierre who ended up together. Not dating, just platonic soulmates. ↳ yourusername: Me too. ↳ alex_albon: Me three. ↳ pierregasly: Me four. ↳ charles_leclerc: quoi ?