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[shimanomemefutoshi]

i'm so glad you decided to share these wise words, i completely agree! it's actually crazy how people are making these creepy allegations when Cool Guy Sosuke literally canonically had sex (raw) with a woman onscreen while saying that hes not a twink. i am very focused on this, in a normal way

ultimate twinks of the yakuza series are Cool Guy Sosuke and sasaki kojiro from Kenzan.

argue with me

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please don't trivialize the troubles of heart attackers.

Kiryu yakuza is the coolest video game character there is. no arguing.

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sho sho sho! a common mistake! i have never been a shenemy of @shimano-futoshi, we have always been the firmest of shriends! we agree on the most important thing, that shimano is the greatest character in the yakuza series! happy to clear up the misconception! hroongnghn

gonna start a feud between yakuza fans who do and don’t understand mahjong. reblog if you think people who can play mahjong are pretentious buttballs who strut around like peacocks

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gonna start a feud between yakuza fans who do and don’t understand mahjong. reblog if you think people who can play mahjong are pretentious buttballs who strut around like peacocks

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what a shame! then you are missing some of the primest shontent (shimano content) in yakuza 3-10! my favorite shimoment is when he is ressurected at the end of yakuza 9 as shimano’s monster

sagawa would see an unflushed toilet, ask if anyone’s gonna drink that and not wait for an answer

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This one goes out to all the Shimano lovers out there

@shimano-futoshi HRNNHG

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wow ! my favorite song! hrrognngh

“Pray Me” Shimano’s Fight Theme Remastered

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HRooognnhghgn!!! simply masterful delivery of this iconic line !! i for one think the yakuza stage play is off to a great start

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“shimping” is my favourite pastime !! hroonngghonng

Is it bad that I'm actually starting to simp over Shimano?

Every journey has its trials, my child. You may have doubts now, but hear me, they will fade as your Love for Him grows. It is not a bad thing at all. Come, and embrace the Shlight (Shimano Light), as you were always destined to do.

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wow! great vacation destination for when quarantine ends ! can i get a “hroonghn”!

i'm pretty sure a bike store i passed every day during my commute last summer had bikes both named nishiki and shimano

the last time i was in the outside world, a year minus 4 days ago, i saw a bicycle called “shimano” on the transit, so i believe you. tried to get photo proof and i still have it, but it came out blurry

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Good post! This is one of my favorite movies! Shightning McQueen is such a good character!

IM YELLINGGG JUST SAW A CAR THAT SAIS SHIMANO ON IT

oh, that was probably from the hit knockoff movie, Shars!

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I heard they will be even making a shimextended edition. I for one can't wait.

Sega is developing a yakuza movie. Do you think it's even possible to capture shimano's greatness in a live-action movie?

So I have heard. And, between you and I, anon, I’ve got some EXCLUSIVE behind the scenes footage for you and I to enjoy! Only the most Shimano-est of fans can witness this beautiful birth of. Shimano Scene. 

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Chickens live a maximum of ten years. If we assume a) that Nugget is already 10 years old in 1988 and nearing the end of his life, b) that Nugget had chicks at the age of a few months, and c) that Nugget’s progeny also laid shimano early in its life, say also at the age of a few months, at the time of yakuza 0 (1988) Shimano would be, at the oldest, ten years of age. its very impressive to already be an influential mob boss at the tender age of 10. we could all stand to be more like shimano.

Wait I have a question I must ask you, shimano's biggest fan and knower of all things shimano. So shimano=egg Shimano parents=chickens And we know kiryu owns a chicken named nugget. Do you think Shimano would have a positive opinion on nugget bc of same species deal or no? Is there a relationship there that Sega never bothered to explore?

Of course he’d have a positive opinion of his own grandfather! Little known fact; Shimano isn’t even the first patriarch of his family, you know!

(Exclusive screenshot from the canceled Yakuza 0: Shimano Edition (2017). 

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i made this for you @shimano-futoshi! us lovers of shimano gotta stick together :) hrrogngnhn

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I agree with @shimano-futoshi! Pray Me Revive is not only the best piece of the yakuza soundtrack, it’s actually the finest piece of musical art ever composed! Mozart who!

I’d like to personally thank the Yakuza team for including, like, 5 fights with Kuze in Yakuza 0 because his fight theme… Dope. Badass. Excellent. What an absolute bop. We should’ve fought him, like, five times more to hear more of that legendary banger. 

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aren’t you forgetting someone? ;) I, shimanomemefutoshi, also love the shimano more than anything else in this world.

Bald person in fiction: *exists*

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