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Zamasu but if he wasn’t bald anymore

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Back at it with my fusion bullshit, here's a Degesu + Zamasu.

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🛐 Sacrament 🛐

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I’m on my fusion oc bs again.

Anyway here’s Namasu, Shin/Goku Black fusion. He’s…. Nicer than he looks. Probably.

He identifies as both the problem and solution, and if he sees Goku it’s On Sight to be so honest.

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Shimasu, they could never make me hate you....

I refuse to believe a fusion of these freaks

is capable of smiling naturally, especially not on command. Though he also just doesn't like Goku that much.

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Had to draw a Zamasu/Shin fusion or I was going to die.

His name is Shimasu and he suffers from a lethal level of RBF. He doesn't smile much because it doesn't come naturally to him, it looks creepy and forced when he tries.

I like his name because it fits the naming scheme Zamasu and Gowasu have since both of their names are a play on the Japanese "to be" and Shimasu is a play on "to do". It was a happy coincidence.

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Stupid headcanon I've always had solely based on the line of "well roshi has a turtle and he's the turtle hermit, so shen should have a crane since he's the crane hermit".

Anyway, this is Xian. She's usually a hat most of the time, and Kazooie the rest of the time. It's a living.

A/N: Qigong Pao is the Chinese pronunciation of the characters used in Kikoho. I don't really like calling it the Tri-Beam since that's not an accurate translation and I'd rather use the Chinese term than Japanese since Dragon Ball is set in China rather than Japan.

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drawing toriyama babies is my greatest struggle, but my personal favorite dragon ball "what if" will always be "what if goku went to crane school instead of turtle school.

crane school always seemed more focused on actual technique while turtle school focused mainly on raw power, so i kinda wonder how much it would've impacted how goku fights. i don't see goku ever being down for murder but i figure that's not necessarily required, just definitely not discouraged either.

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Small headcanons and even smaller doodles. First time drawing any of these mfs so I’m pretty happy with it, especially bc this chart was downloaded as the crunchiest thing I’ve ever tried art on. It's super compressed and was not transparent and i was in hell but couldn't find the original within the five minutes i was having an urge to do this and i couldn't risk the motivation escaping me.

Transcript under the cut in case y’all can’t read my handwriting:

Name: 鶴神 (Hè Shén) aka Crane Hermit aka Master Crane

Age: 323+

Pronouns: he/him

Gender: male

Sexuality: bisexual

Birthday: Unknown

Sign: cunt

MBTI: ISTP

Favorite color: red, purple, and green

Alignment: Neutral Evil

Opinion about himself: “I’m the strongest, coolest, and hottest man alive and you’re all just jealous of me!

Tao Pai Pai’s thoughts on Shen: “exploding and killing and murdering you with my mind”

Chiaotzu’s thoughts on Shen: “I owe you a lot, but I can’t let you hurt Tien! Sorry, master!”

Tien Shinhan’s thoughts on Shen: “I’m done killing people, but if you touch Chiaotzu again you’re dead.”

Roshi’s thoughts on Shen: “can’t stand your fake ass”

Fun Facts:

Had a messy falling out with Roshi, it’s been centuries but he STILL tries to make Roshi jealous.

Hat can turn into a live crane named Tsuru, it just prefers to be a hat most days.

Bag contents: snacks, money, crane-shaped pipe, poison, dagger.

Pocket contents: more money, pens, throwing stars (breast pocket)

In hand: hand fan

Inside hat: small packet of dried paradise plant

Most important item: crane hat

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Octavio should get to turn into his octoling form as a treat. Y'know, if he wants.

Gotta use that splatling somehow.

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Normal People: The Narrator is a funny old man maybe robot or ghost

Me: Yeah but what if he was a god or demon in the shape of a crow dragon?

There is no reason for this but this is how I always have and always will picture him. Even though this was based on nothing I was still surprised most Narrators were humanoid. I think I missed the part where him saying "humans" (derogatory) was supposed to be an AI reference? Whoops.

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What, do you think ideas spread because they’re GOOD?

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Top ten children's games that make your parents send you to the lobotomy factory

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I have one boyfriend, and YES he smorks weed—-

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I only post the finest memes.

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I have to assume evil doctors have a network of other evil doctors to use for their own checkups, makes it easier to explain your terrible alternative to glasses.

Just a funny Loboto headcanon I’ve sat on for a bit and @irregularsweater ‘s oc Dr. Viscion has to make an appearance if I’m talking eyes. I genuinely don’t know if Viscion would be more fascinated or exasperated by how damaged those peepers are.

(Also an elaboration on my headcanon if anyone was curious)

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*draws a joke that only makes sense to like 3-5 people* 

Can two unethical specialists find love through their weird fixations on eyes and teeth and brains? Not if John has anything to say about it.

Dr. Viscion belongs to @irregularsweater and John belongs to @idiotdoodoohead​