shimmershark17
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Lesbian | it/its he/she | this blog is mostly Dan and Phil with the occasional post from another fandom
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currently losing my mind at the thought of dnp playing date everything while in 2015-era closeted-ness
the amount of reaching and justification...wanting to fuck the catboy in an ~ironic lolz~ way...phil would have to insinuate he wants to date a fictional pretty lady and then dry heave in a bush after they filmed...take a shot everytime 2015 dan howell says "that would be funny" about talking to dorian
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I lowkey love that Dan and Phil upload only semi regularly. We always kind of live in fear of what could happen. We never know what these evil twinks could produce.
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I used to be one of those "rpf RUINED Dan and Phil's FRIENDSHIP" type people and now I'm out here saying shit like "I hope they have a summer wedding" so. you know. people can change.
#the addition is cracking me up bc im imagining your change in opinion is what season you think theyll get married in#dan and phil#phan
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I went to the terrible influence tour with @cloneboywonder last night and handed out some stickers!! tysm to everyone who was so nice and excited to get some 🩷
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Your immune system getting weaker when you're stressed has got to be the dumbest stress response ever like oh you've been having a horrible terrible no good week? Let Me Make It Worse.
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agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business
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praying for a "dan and phil pick halloween costumes for each other" video come fall
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hello world have some dan and phil text posts
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phannie phrases tournament: sappy edition
We are real best friends, companions through life, like, actual soulmates.
from Basically, I’m Gay
VS
Obviously, we were more than friends, but it was more than just romantic.
from Basically, I’m Gay
polls stay open for 1 week. don’t forget to reblog for sample size!
all tournament posts
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everyone moved on but i'm still mentally at the 2023 dnp halloween cinnamon roll video, specifically the part where dan walked in as sister daniel and flicked phil's little devil horn headband. and then phil's immediate reaction was to get so flustered he had to sit down. whatever that was about
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how i sleep at night knowing i’ll never go cave diving
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dan and phil could say "we're a couple" and people on tiktok would be like "a couple of besties!"
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