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no, i am not fine
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may the people i love always stay safe
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Jinx » Arcane – 1x05: Everybody Wants to Be My Enemy
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The Monster You Created
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Caitlyn: I actually have a black belt.
Vi: from where, Gucci?
Caitlyn: no, in karate, you idiot.
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Caitlyn: Violence isn’t the answer.
Vi: You’re right.
Caitlyn: *sighs in relief*
Vi: Violence is the question.
Caitlyn: What?
Vi, bolting away: And the answer is yes.
Caitlyn, running after her: NO-
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Jinx: *Trying to comfort Vi* What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.
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Vi: You know, not every problem can be solved with a gun.
Jinx: That’s why I carry two guns.
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Rukia: Nobody thinks Ichigo is my boyfriend, okay?
Rangiku: Put your hand up if you thought Ichigo was Rukia's boyfriend.
[ Everyone raises their hand ]
Rukia: Put your hand down Ichigo.
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hades explaining that he’s the god of the dead, not the god of death
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Lidia Yuknavitch, from The Chronology of Water: A Memoir
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Restaurants and bars really love to test your sobriety by making the route to their bathrooms as labyrinthine as possible
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You have never read homestuck!
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“You give her something to FIGHT FOR, Grayson. Take it from me. Angry people are always looking for someone to help them DIRECT their rage.”
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Ngl actually one of the coolest things is reading fic by someone who is super knowledgeable about a specific field
Like do you realize how many unique and interesting AUs exist (yes even in the ubiquitous ‘coffee shop AU’ genre) simply because the writer has this deep interest in some particular skill
I’ve read fics incorporating advanced pastry making, geology, sharpshooting, translation, and on one memorable occasion, PBS’s Antiques Roadshow
Keep shining u adorable oddball stars
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