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im a dick butt

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Exhibit 178

Kayle’s Best Offensive Names

(Thanks to askraditz for the suggestion!)

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Exhibit 183

Talon [14:17]: you should see the remarks this fiora is making about my deceased mother Fiora [14:29]: at least your mother stopped dying when she went 0/1

(Thanks to If I Were Jesus for the quote!)

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Exhibit 186

Warwick [07:28]: BARK Xin Zhao [All][08:00]: He’s literally just following me acting like he’s my fukin dog Warwick [08:04]: BARK Warwick [08:05]: BARK Warwick [08:07]: BARK

(Thanks to made-of-triangles for the quote!)

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Exhibit 188

Shen [00:36]: Nig go mid Shen [00:38]: Nid* Shen [00:43]: I have black friends irl

(Thanks to Devin W. for the quote!)

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Exhibit 201

Elise [All][34:10]: fk teemo bckdor pussy

Elise [All][34:10]: so bad wtf cunt 

Elise [All][34:11]: teemo suck my dic

Teemo [All][34:55]: Sir or Madam Elise, may I ask one thing of you?

Elise [All][35:02]: wut noob?

Teemo [All][35:08]: Please shut the heck up.

(Thanks to Azea for the quote!)

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Exhibit 203

Mundo [14:13]: MUNDO INVEST IN GANKCORP

Mundo [14:17]: MUNDO WATCH STOCK RISE

(Thanks to sebuttstian for the quote!)

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Exhibit 205

Riven [09:53]: soz for afk

Riven [09:57]: i had to poop

Tryndamere [10:05]: wtf its like 10 mins 

Riven [10:11]: cool ranch doritos locos dawg

(Thanks to myth1227 for the quote!)

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Exhibit 211

Twisted Fate [All][22:53]: huehuehue morde es merda

Mordekaiser [All][23:03]: too bad youll never draw a green ca

(Thanks to Insentience for the quote!)

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Exhibit 212

Blitzcrank [13:24]: I don’t always hit Blitz hooks, but when I do, I hook ulting Fiddlesticks and wipe my entire team.

(Thanks to wat happen for the quote!)

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Exhibit 215

Nami [00:31]: I’m from under the sea

Nami [00:35]: Down where it’s better

Nami [00:39]: Down where it’s wetter

Nami [00:42]: I’m really horny

Miss Fortune [00:44]: wtf? 

(Thanks to redridingwood for the quote!)

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Exhibit 217

Zed [39:57]: NOW PUSH!!

Zed [40:00]: PUSHHH!!!

Zed [40:02]: PUSH!!

Pantheon [40:10]: IT’S A BOY

(Thanks to frenchverbs for the quote!)

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Exhibit 224

Volibear [08:48]: say it or i afk

Twisted Fate [08:53]: say wgat

Volibear [08:58]: ur my bitch

Twisted Fate [09:05]: im ur bitch

Volibear [All][09:33]: HOW DO I SCREENSHOT LEAGUE?

(Thanks to yimcommashawn for the quote!)

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Exhibit 226

Teemo [00:05]: WHAT IS LAG

Teemo [00:11]: COMCAST DON’T HURT ME

Teemo [00:14]: COMCAST DON’T HURT ME

Teemo [00:17]: NO MORE

(Thanks to andrew for the quote!)

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tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?

new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol

tourist: oh you think you're clever???

new yorker: what

tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness

new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor

tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself

the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole

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omg my brother just came n my room and threw a micheal jackson cd at me

and yelled

YOU’VE BEEN HIT BY

YOU’VE BEEN STRUCK BY

A SMOOOTH CRIMINAL

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i’m weird ok

but when i say i’m weird i don’t mean like your cute and quirky girlfriend

i mean fucking weird