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i remember 2015 like it was yesterday.

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reblog if you recognize your bias's voice as fast as you recognize his/her face

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dear fanboys, he has warned you (^_−)☆

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2/endless of reasons to love Namjoon: the set speaks for itself

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♡ / ♡

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i cant believe every boy group’s name starts with B

bts, bap, big bang, b2st, block b, btob, b1a4, bhinee, bexo, buper junior, bot7, beventeen, 

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are we just going to ignore the fact that jimin has taehyung on a leash

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can he be normal

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When you trying to be serious but your friends are a bunch of idiots

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Petition for Bighit to give BTS a fucking break

Reblog if u agree

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When an ARMY gave Tae coupons to Burger King 😊

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me while eating

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BTS Phone Wallpapers ~ (^_^)

Please like or reblog if you save! 🤗❤️

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[LYRICS] Zico - Eureka (ft. Zion.T)

(ZION.T)

I want to touch you, big booty girl There’s an exclamation mark in my pants I’m all antsy So I follow you around Where u at Where u at Where u at

(ZICO) Eureka See that

Oh god she’s hot She came right into my eyes A woman who goes in where she should And comes out where she should Tight from top to bottom Knocked out by your three-dimensionality Call for a fire engine The topic we’re on is your body Even when you stay still Your body still shows you off You’re too precious To be left as eye candy for guys in heat, A Sexy women give unthinkable inspiration How nice is a bit of cheeky imagination

(ZION. T) I want to touch you, big booty girl There’s an exclamation mark in my pants I’m all antsy So I follow you around Where u at Where u at Where u at

(ZICO) Eureka See that So sexy, Eureka

Awesome, perfect proportions Your appeal is overflowing I finally got it You are so beautiful And I said Eureka

You can’t be covered even with a 19+ label1 It’s hopeless for me to live as a gentleman today I wanna bungee On top of your fluffy cushion My face gets red without a drop of alcohol This is extreme realism, I’m not exaggerating Take into consideration, my expression may be vulgar Existing is disorderly conduct I can’t be a nobleman either Because of your guilt-less figure My lower body gets thrown into fits of passion Until I’ve had my fill of you

(ZION. T) I want to touch you, big booty girl There’s an exclamation mark in my pants I’m all antsy So I follow you around Where u at Where u at Where u at

(ZICO) Eureka See that So sexy, Eureka

Awesome, perfect proportions Your appeal is overflowing I finally got it You are so beautiful And I said Eureka

Sexy Can you be my new bride2 Papis with no feel, stop gulping I got something to ask How did you get that Full apple-hips I wanna be Jobs all day3 I wanna get on your passenger seat My body is robust And I’m a young man who makes good money

(ZION. T) Monday to Sunday I’m with you, sexy One night, no, the next day too, uh

(ZICO) Eureka See that So sexy, Eureka Awesome, perfect proportions Your appeal is overflowing I finally got it You are so beautiful And I said Eureka

1 The adult-restriction age is 19+

2 “new bride” (sae saekshi) rhymes with sexy

3 Steve Jobs was a co-founder and CEO of Apple, Inc.

Translated by youngha @ blockbintl

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Real smooth Zico.

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can you recommend your favorite blogs that write smut 👀

*sits up straight in bed, cracks knuckles, cracks neck* 

Let’s do this, dear anon 

(if you haven’t noticed, I do too much always)

(Also I’m going by blogs that have more than one story cause HOW DARE YOU TEASE US WITH YOUR ONE STORY BOO jk i love you all haha)

@sexonextdoor is the MAIN BITCH like I feel like everyone in this fandom knows her? How can you not? She’s frikin’ infamous

she has a masterlist, thank goodness and even though I’m obvi here for the bts shit, if you’re into big bang, seventeen, ikon (there might be others) then just check out her shit she’s just WOW

My fav thing by her, which isn’t even a real smut, is this threesome talk thing she had with her followers 

@writingseoul IS ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT I’m almost pretty sure she’s the first person I’ve read write a threesome (though, that’s probs more because I’m still fairly new to the fandom and whatnot)

she has a masterpost, though I’m not sure how well it will work on mobile (someone should tell me if you try it out)

I hate to have to pick because I’ve loved everything (BTS) that she’s written (I specify BTS cause I haven’t read anything but I SEE RED VELVET SO I’M GONNA CHECK IT OUT RED VELVET HELL YEAH this is a BTS blog, chill out) but my fav, I’m gonna have to say, is Day Off ~Suga x Reader x Rapmon(I’m linking part one, but both parts are fantasmic)

@hyacinth-ink whom I actually just discovered a few days ago but there’s SOMETHING THEY WROTE AND I KINDA FELL IN LOVE WITH THEIR WRITING (slay me, sweetie, pls)

they also have a masterpost, so I pray it works well for mobile 

OKI I WANT TO RAVE ABOUT Down the Rabbit Hole ~ Jimin x Reader x Tae. So, I was just scrolling when I came across this and I couldn’t resist reblogging after reading the last line, like I couldn’t stop my thumbs they have a mind of their own. After reading it, I found where they mentioned that Alice in Wonderland is one of their favourite books and it just seemed so inspiring that they could incorporate it into the fandom so brilliantly, like I bless them for writing it (I’m slayed).

@thegreenwrites (they followed me back and I feel so honoured cause their writing is like no other I die bai) and they do a few things like texts, drabbles, the works check em out for that stuff too

they have a masterlist which I wasn’t aware of I’m gonna check out their other stuff WOOOOO win-win

MY ALL TIME FAVOURITE SMUT AT THE MOMENT IN GENERAL Taehyung and Not Chill like WHO GAVE THEM THE RIGHT BAI

@sugasmut but like…if you don’t know her by now you aren’t deep enough you need to get deeper (GO DEEPER) but yeah she’s another staple piece when it comes to smut writers, you can never go wrong with her (HER URL IS SUGASMUT LIKE THAT’S MY DREAM RIGHT THERE)

masterpost and this was literally my first time going on her blog on my laptop and can I say I just entered heaven like I might have to actually try to make my blog look decent wtf

so you’ve probably read One Time which I like to call the smut that started the endless drought cause THE THIRST FOR GANGBANG WAS UNREAL but that’s not even my all time favourite. I recommend all of her Yoongi shit cause Yoongi is the main but skintight ~Jimin is also amazing.

@teehyvng who is a brilliant writer and I’m slightly using this as a moment to call them out because they started writing a gang au with Tae and I’m dying for an update they don’t even know

here be the masterlist

despite whatever was gonna happen with Tae and [y/n] in the lovely series, I recommend You’re a Naughty Girl with Hobi

@jingloss SHE IS SO FUCKING PRECIOUS I KNOW THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HER WRITING BUT SHE JUST REALLY IS and it is a bit palpable that English isn’t her first language but she’s still able to make ya feel things with her writing. And she’s been improving; just watch her in the future omgosh I’m excited (when she feels really inspired you get masterpieces I’m saying this about written porn wtf)

masterlist and I just realized I’m not giving smut masterlists but whatevs it works haha

my fav atm is Morning Bliss but I’m still looking through her stuff haha

@zeurin whom I wasn’t even aware I was following  on this blog but I guess I didn’t leave her out no sir-ee bob. Yet another staple piece writer like bravo you dun it in life >. it’s 2am 

they has a masterlist 

So Friendship Goals is pretty amazing and so is Cactus Goals hahaha I died laughing like YES THIS IS HOW YOU GET BACK AT THE HATERS I’M DONE BAI but my fav is Freedom~Tae because yes I am a supernatural type person I grew up on that cringe-worthy shit like Twilight and Vampire Diaries but this was classic and something akin to…real? I mean, as real as encountering a vampire could get haha

@pjiminnie literally as soon as I type in the “@” her url comes up hahah yes I’m trash for her shit I admit it (ANOTHER LOVELY HUMAN BEING I’M SO HAPPY I TALK TO HER AND BIBI(jingloss) LIKE REQUEST SOME SHIT FROM THEM BOTH and I just realized their blogs go together they’re too cute I’m done)

here be the masterlist

I mean, specifically, her Tae smuts have left my thirst at an all time high, and she has two particular stories that just set me over the edge, but my fav is her recent fic Behind the Scenes

OK SO I KNOW I SAID I WASN’T GONNA MENTION THEM BUT THEY’VE SURPASSED THE SMUT THIRST THAT I NEED TO MENTION THEM AND THEIR ONE SMUTS ANYWAYS

@infireation ~ As You Are (Jin)

@thesilentverl ~ HOLD ON APPARENTLY SHE HAS MORE THAN ONE SMUT I’VE PUT HER IN THE WRONG SPOT BUT I’M NOT GONNA CHANGE IT BAI I LOVE YOU BB  Days of the Week: Saturday (JiminxReaderxJungkook)

Whew, I think I’m done? I highly doubt with how extensive this list is that I’ve missed anyone, but here ‘tis, dear anon.

Now, go forth and sin with pride ^_^